Celeste: Elven Face
Background:
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It all began with a chance meeting in rural Montana. Only two people know the specifics, and dear old dad would never speak of it. No one else I found ever acknowledged meeting my mother. But somehow, dad ended up raising me. So what you say? It's not like there's never been another single dad in the world. But let me tell you a little about Winifred, Montana. Population: 156. Population of redneck caucasion human metatypes: 151. Population of hormonally overdriven male white redneck human metatypes: 49 (the other 30 were generally too young or old). Population of young elf females: 1 (that would be me). Are you starting to get the picture?
The first time they came after me, it was out of the blue, and the whole thing passed in a state of absolute shock. The one thing I learned was that I wasn't going to dominate anybody by physical strength. (And that dad really, really, did not want to know.) The next time they came, though, I found my alternative. I looked, gave it, I don't know, a little twist, and really looked, and it was almost as if their intentions were written all over their faces. That time, I managed to escape. The next time, I wasn't so lucky -- but then, I was able to talk them around instead. How I did it, I didn't really know -- but I pulled out all the stops, and somehow, they changed their minds.
This scene would be repeated time and time again over the next six years. The older I got, the more tenuous my escapes got. There was no way I was going to stay in that town, "family" or no. I just couldn't manage to actually pull myself together and leave, until the craziest thing happened -- a college recruiter came through! He claimed he was looking for untapped sports talent (though what team Winifred could field outside Combat Biking is a mystery to me), but I only needed one evening with him and he submitted an enthusiastic recommendation for both admissions and financial aid. Before you can say shazam! I was off to UW.
There was only one little wrinkle. I'm a little lousy at school work. And by "a little", I mean really, utterly, hopeless. Didn't know much about city living either. One semester in, and I was an emotional wreck -- plus broke and pretty much failing out. The only thing that saved me was that I met ones of the deans during enrollment, and I threw myself on his mercy. I became his pet project -- and he basically scheduled an intervention on my behalf. With a moment to breathe, I realized I was going about this all wrong. From that point on, I worked the student body to learn about Seattle, and I worked the grad students to get the grades I needed.
Four years later, voila! A degree. A joke, really, since I can't think of a single fact I learned during the entire thing. Not quite true; I did find that I have a gift for languages. And I did learn plenty, of course, just not academically. But now I was loose, and it left me with a small debt, and the question of what to do afterward. I tried the whole corporate thing -- it was no trouble to get an offer as a mid-level personal assistant. That lasted about 30 seconds. While my coworkers were open books to me, it turns out an entry-level corporate job requires the kind of structure and mental organization that I'm completely wretched at. It's possible I could have made it work, just like college, but... why?
So I worked my U-Dub classmates instead. I tried the jet-set lifestyle for a while -- it's amazing what you can talk yourself into with a little effort. But this trended dangerously toward my Winifred experience. With a more civilized veneer, for sure, but the demands were the same, and I was spending too much time talking myself out of trouble. So a taste of the life was all I really got. (It was delicious!) Still, I was starting to despair of ever finding my place in the world, unless it was behind the counter of Cap'n Beef (but I'd've sooner gone back to Winifred).
Then I reconnected with "Sly" Stevens -- so called on account of his talent with the ladies. He was pretty far down my list, mainly because I wasn't immune. But now I was there. Turns out old Sly didn't take a postdoc, didn't go to work for the man, didn't in fact pursue traditional gainful employment at all. Well, let me amend that. He went for what turned out to be fairly de rigueur in certain circles -- running the shadows. I was awed. I mean, everyone's seen shadowrunners on the trids, but I kind of thought they were just a fantasy. It was like meeting an action hero from the movies, and finding out he was for real!
Before you know it, he took me under his wing. Sure, there was some payback required, but this time, I was a willing participant. And Sly opened my eyes to the world under the world.
At first, I couldn't figure his angle. It wasn't like I was any good with a gun -- I had pretty much the same skills he did. We were, as I learned to call it, the Face. Any how many runs really need two of those? I just pasted myself to his ass and backed him up, for a tiny, tiny cut. Most of it went to bringing him into my lifestyle, truth be told (I couldn't live up to the jet setters, but I did what I could :). Time came, he was offered a milk run, and he sent me on my own (though still for a tiny cut). The next run, I figured it would be back to usual. But at the last minute, he begged off, saying he was sick. Sick? But my cut got a lot bigger, and I didn't question.
And then it hit me. He didn't want to run at all. He had the connections, and he had passed on the skills. He just wanted a cut.
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And boy, did he ever have the connections! My first real score, and I had to have a place. I told him what I wanted -- space, a top-flight entertainment rack, and a quiet neighborhood. And I also told him what I planned to spend, which I figured for half of what I needed. But he hooked me up with an agent who came through in spades, even with a friggin' community garden! It's an old industrial complex in Auburn, which some genius decided to remodel into condos. So they're spacious, with giant ceilings and wide open floor plans -- plus the garden on the roof. And while it's not the nicest area (you can't get away from the industrial roots), it is quiet, just like I asked for. The only down side is the wireless is a mess -- slow and insecure. But it's got enough juice to drive my entertainment stack, which is all I really need.
One more under my belt, and I was ready to go under the knife -- though still a bit tight on cash. Sly hooked me up with Doc Searls, a "personal enhancement" doc with an urgent facilities problem. He had been running a decent business out of what was technically residential space. Come one night, a team of shadowrunners crashes in with their busted-up chummer -- OK, maybe you can pass that off as friends with *really* poor manners. But then the corporate goon squad shows up in chase, and the firefight blows the place to hell. Now the landlord who looks the other way so long as the bills are paid... well, the only reason he's not talking to the cops already is he figures maybe he can blackmail the good doc first. This was a straight-up mess, but I sat the boys down and we all came out on top. I bought my upgrades at a discount from Doc, but it was still enough to give him the immediate cash to fix the place back up and put down his deposit on a new space. Doc and I split the rent on the old place, even though nobody lives there any more (best tenant of all, I guess). Doc moved his practice, but he left his forwarding info inside, for people who haven't gotten the message. And every once in a while, I can use the place to hide out, or Doc can send a patient there to recover.
Now, Doc Searls is great when you need a cyber upgrade, but he's not the most delicate when it comes to more routine medical matters. For that, I lean on Carmine, a shaman healer I met back while I was under Sly's wing. Carmine's specialty is bringing people (and she uses that term very loosely) back from the dead, or anything close enough to it. Sad to say, we came to her because we needed her in a professional capacity -- Sly and I were fine, but the tough guys on our team had been brutalized by a sniper. We made the long trip out to Cougar Mountain in Renton, and in the end the whole team walked out -- something I wouldn't have believed if I hadn't seen it. But in between, Carmine allowed as she had a small problem with the Yakuza. They figured that since they owned the Cougar Mountain Resort, and she was right there in the foothills, she ought to be paying protection too. Now you don't need to know Carmine all that well to know she's a straight shooter, and wouldn't buy into something like "protection." Sly volunteered us to help sort this out (a technique I later reproduced with Doc Searls). The yaks almost threw up when he laid things all out straight -- you can tell they treasure their little euphemisms, and I thought they might draw on us right then and there. But I did my best to calm them down and straightaway Sly re-wrapped the whole package in different terms. Suddenly everyone was happy! Instead of protection money, the Yaks promised to bring Carmine business -- and only of the most urgent type. She agreed to overlook the charges, if the cases were sufficiently serious. What can you say? She's a Phoenix shaman.
And this is only scratching the surface of the folks I rely on to make my own way in the world. I haven't forgotten about the Yaks -- we dealt with Okugi, a Shingiin, and I expect he'd at least take a call again. Then there are some of my college friends who are still kicking around Seattle -- Jimmy Shields (a forensics tech for Knight Errant), Zinger (a slicer, as if you couldn't guess), and Bill Johnson (a company man, who actually, honestly, has the last name "Johnson"). Plus there are the folks I've met along the way, like Sam Adams, one of the night-shift bartenders at Infinity (he does look sort of like the picture, other than the hair, but it can't be his real name). So I do OK, though I've got nothing on Sly's rolodex. But hell, that's what I have him for -- fixer extraordinaire. And standing date, too. :)