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mister__joshua
, homemade creamy bug custard. Yum!
almost normal
Harlequin was not terribly pleased.
Xenefungus
...because he was in love
mister__joshua
With a now-pulverised bug
Gargs454
But this 'aint his story.
Halinn
"Them's are fighting words", said
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
the crazy clown in the
almost normal
reality he now imposed forthwith!
FuelDrop
Suddenly a man wielding two
Backgammon
dismembered wendigo arms as weapons
FuelDrop
burst through the wall, flailing
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
about uselessly, as he was
almost normal
THE UNDEAD WENDIGO Cúchulainn HIMSELF!
mister__joshua
But, as we already determined
Halinn
this is not his story.
almost normal
Until now, when it is!
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
Against all odds, and against
Blade
the poor dwarves who will
almost normal
get +2 dice against marinating
Xenefungus
wielding his own arms worked.
Backgammon
After having savaged the poor
Halinn
, Cúchulainn decided to flee from
Mister Juan
the giant big black rubber
DenverDoc
towards the empty pit where
almost normal
bad stories go to die.
Xenefungus
Then he finally woke up
Backgammon
, surprised to see that without
Lionhearted
his whole body had been
almost normal
, once was, and might again.
Xahn Borealis
Suddenly, there were adorable ponies
Lionhearted
[Christ, just what mental disorder is this guy packing? My guess: All of them]
Xenefungus
galloping all over his commlink
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
as the Reality Filter malfunctioned
The Jopp
Due to the Ares Hacker
Xenefungus
who went insane while watching
The Jopp
And called suicide hotline
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
, who promply disconnected him without
Halinn
helping him suicide, the bastards.
Xenefungus
That's when madness grew in
FuelDrop
His skull, flowering into a
Raiden
lovely petite fairy princess that
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
loved her pretty pink pony
Xenefungus
not only for sexual reasons
ShadowDragon8685
, but also for sexual reasons,
Makoto
... he wanted to meet her ...
Xenefungus
but knew it would destroy
StealthSigma
everyone's sick and twisted minds.
Tymeaus Jalynsfein
The Princess, out of desperation
StealthSigma
, decided to troll the very
Xenefungus
troll who trolls trolls usually
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