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I still like my Air Jesus crosstrainers.

NERPS!


Done

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(I think that's from an ad in the oooooold BioTech book, or the Street Samurai Catalog)

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You just like them because you heard Spider Jerusalem has a pair.

I like them because they're tough enough to kick the crap out of an entire Religion Convention while wearing a really bad Jesus Disguise.

lol OK, good reason. But I can see the company who make Air Jesus using the fact that Spider bought a pair for advertising resulting in a mass increase in sales resulting in something horrible happening to company's marketing division when He finds out

There's probably some sort of end-purchaser sales agreement that everybody who buys <whatever> from a legitimate store has to sign and probably set their commlinks to auto-sign ages ago that states that the manufacturer gains the rights to use your name and image in advertising without further recourse owed to you.

Also, his Filthy Assistants forged his signature on a lot of things, including his Anime and Porn royalties.

*MY* filthy assistants know better... As one put it recently: "Whatever doesn't kill you only scares the rest of us with the idea that you can't be killed."

They're doing that right now to some extent ,the back of my badge from a comic book convention I attended says this

'Badge holder consents to use of his/her image or likeness by media now know or hereafter devised for advertising and/or promotional purposes'.

So yeah I can see it extending to other stuff as well.

" A concert hall, a circus, a zoo, two amusement parks, 15 nightclubs, and over 600 stores and restaurants.
Once in, you will never be able to leave. "

- Advertising for Renraku Seattle Arcology put online in November 2059 and promptly removed on December 20th.