Oh the price of NovaCoke is frightful
But the high is so delightful
And since I'm feeling low
I got blow! I got blow! I got blow!
My dealer show signs of stopping
And I've bought some eX for popping
This party is way too slow
I got blow! I got blow! I got blow!
The booze has got a good bite
How the gunfight sounds like a storm!
But if I can get really tight
All the way home I'll be warm
The high is slowly dying
And, with Bliss, I'm still goodbying
But with my Ingram I have to mow
I got blow! I got blow! I got blow!
Full Version: Some Christmas Cheer!
On the first day of Christmas, my fixer gave to me...
An Ares Predator Mark 3.
An Ares Predator Mark 3.
On the second day of Christmas, my fixer gave to me...
Two extra mags,
And an Ares Predator Mark 3.
Two extra mags,
And an Ares Predator Mark 3.
Over the fence, and through the door,
To the server farm we go;
The hackers the way to earn our pay
At a terminal all aglow
Over the fence, and through the door,
To finish out the run
We’ll not stop for guard or cop
The job is almost done.
Over the fence, and through the door-
Oh shit there’s the alarm
Bullets start to fly, someone’s gonna die
Try to keep from harm.
Over the fence, and through the door,
The shit’s hit the fan
The drones whir and we dropped the score
Someone follow the plan!
Over the fence, and through the door,
To the safe house we flee
Safe and sound, we hunker down,
And wait and see
Over the street, and around the hood,
Our reps are in ruin
Need a new job, still owe the mob.
All out of nuyen
To the server farm we go;
The hackers the way to earn our pay
At a terminal all aglow
Over the fence, and through the door,
To finish out the run
We’ll not stop for guard or cop
The job is almost done.
Over the fence, and through the door-
Oh shit there’s the alarm
Bullets start to fly, someone’s gonna die
Try to keep from harm.
Over the fence, and through the door,
The shit’s hit the fan
The drones whir and we dropped the score
Someone follow the plan!
Over the fence, and through the door,
To the safe house we flee
Safe and sound, we hunker down,
And wait and see
Over the street, and around the hood,
Our reps are in ruin
Need a new job, still owe the mob.
All out of nuyen
On the third day of Christmas, my fixer gave to me:
Three frag grenades,
Two extra mags,
And an Ares Predator Mark 3.
Three frag grenades,
Two extra mags,
And an Ares Predator Mark 3.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my fixer gave to me:
Four rotor drones,
Three frag grenades,
Two extra mags,
And an Ares Predator Mk 3
Four rotor drones,
Three frag grenades,
Two extra mags,
And an Ares Predator Mk 3
On the fifth day of Christmas, my fixer gave to me :
FIVE BAGS OF NERPS!
Four rotor drones,
Three frag grenades,
Two extra mags,
And an Ares Predator Mk 3
FIVE BAGS OF NERPS!
Four rotor drones,
Three frag grenades,
Two extra mags,
And an Ares Predator Mk 3
On the sixth day of Christmas, my fixer gave to me:
Six Deckers-hacking
FIVE BAGS OF NERPS!
Four rotor drones,
Three frag grenades,
Two extra mags,
And an Ares Predator Mk 3
Six Deckers-hacking
FIVE BAGS OF NERPS!
Four rotor drones,
Three frag grenades,
Two extra mags,
And an Ares Predator Mk 3
I'm sorry, but this is driving me nuts. Can we please omit the "Mark?" "Ares Predator III" has just the right number of syllables; adding the word "mark" just buggers the whole thing up. And yes, after a bit of research I realize I bollixed up the third line. Sorry.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my fixer gave to me:
Seven faces schmoozing,
Six deckers hacking,
FIVE BAGS OF NERPS!
Four rotodrones,
Three frag grenades,
Two extra mags,
And an Ares Predator III
On the seventh day of Christmas, my fixer gave to me:
Seven faces schmoozing,
Six deckers hacking,
FIVE BAGS OF NERPS!
Four rotodrones,
Three frag grenades,
Two extra mags,
And an Ares Predator III
QUOTE (thorya @ Dec 14 2013, 11:48 AM) 
Over the fence, and through the door,
To the server farm we go;
The hackers the way to earn our pay
At a terminal all aglow
Over the fence, and through the door,
To finish out the run
We’ll not stop for guard or cop
The job is almost done.
Over the fence, and through the door-
Oh shit there’s the alarm
Bullets start to fly, someone’s gonna die
Try to keep from harm.
Over the fence, and through the door,
The shit’s hit the fan
The drones whir and we dropped the score
Someone follow the plan!
Over the fence, and through the door,
To the safe house we flee
Safe and sound, we hunker down,
And wait and see
Over the street, and around the hood,
Our reps are in ruin
Need a new job, still owe the mob.
All out of nuyen
To the server farm we go;
The hackers the way to earn our pay
At a terminal all aglow
Over the fence, and through the door,
To finish out the run
We’ll not stop for guard or cop
The job is almost done.
Over the fence, and through the door-
Oh shit there’s the alarm
Bullets start to fly, someone’s gonna die
Try to keep from harm.
Over the fence, and through the door,
The shit’s hit the fan
The drones whir and we dropped the score
Someone follow the plan!
Over the fence, and through the door,
To the safe house we flee
Safe and sound, we hunker down,
And wait and see
Over the street, and around the hood,
Our reps are in ruin
Need a new job, still owe the mob.
All out of nuyen
To what tune is this sung to?
QUOTE (Tanegar @ Dec 15 2013, 12:39 PM)
I'm sorry, but this is driving me nuts. Can we please omit the "Mark?" "Ares Predator III" has just the right number of syllables; adding the word "mark" just buggers the whole thing up. And yes, after a bit of research I realize I bollixed up the third line. Sorry.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my fixer gave to me:
Seven faces schmoozing,
Six deckers hacking,
FIVE BAGS OF NERPS!
Four rotodrones,
Three frag grenades,
Two extra mags,
And an Ares Predator III
On the seventh day of Christmas, my fixer gave to me:
Seven faces schmoozing,
Six deckers hacking,
FIVE BAGS OF NERPS!
Four rotodrones,
Three frag grenades,
Two extra mags,
And an Ares Predator III
On the seventh day of Christmas, my fixer gave to me:
Seven faces schmoozing,
Six deckers hacking,
FIVE BAGS OF NERPS!
Four rotodrones,
Three flash bangs,
Two extra mags,
And an Ares Predator III
There, fixed it for you.
QUOTE (DamHawke @ Dec 16 2013, 10:34 PM)
To what tune is this sung to?
Over the river and through the wood
I know I mangled the rhyme scheme in a few places, but I didn't think it was completely unrecognizable. Oh well, I tried.
QUOTE (thorya @ Dec 17 2013, 12:27 PM)
Over the river and through the wood
I know I mangled the rhyme scheme in a few places, but I didn't think it was completely unrecognizable. Oh well, I tried.
I know I mangled the rhyme scheme in a few places, but I didn't think it was completely unrecognizable. Oh well, I tried.
Makes total sense now I've actually heard the song XD
I'm just not familiar with it thass' all
There aren't all that many Xmassy-type songs where I'm at!
QUOTE (DamHawke @ Dec 17 2013, 12:31 AM)
Makes total sense now I've actually heard the song XD
I'm just not familiar with it thass' all There aren't all that many Xmassy-type songs where I'm at!
I'm just not familiar with it thass' all
There aren't all that many Xmassy-type songs where I'm at!Count yourself lucky. Here in the States, the stores start with Christmas music about a week before Halloween, and don't play anything else until the new year. It's maddening.
QUOTE (Tanegar @ Dec 17 2013, 12:20 AM)
Count yourself lucky. Here in the States, the stores start with Christmas music about a week before Halloween, and don't play anything else until the new year. It's maddening.
My local Target had their selection of fake trees up... in September.
QUOTE (binarywraith @ Dec 17 2013, 08:31 PM)
My local Target had their selection of fake trees up... in September.
"Earlier than what? They started Christmas before Halloween this year! Santa came to my house dressed as Dracula!" - Ghostbusters: The Video Game
Would you all hate me if I knew this all ready?
From 2011
Twelve Rockers Rocking,
Eleven Data Steals,
10 Riggers rigging,
Nine strippers stripping,
Eight phys-ad ninjas,
Seven HALO entries,
Six Spirits Swarming,
Five TONS OF DRUGS!!!!
Four Ares Alpha's,
Three T-Birds,
Two Big Trolls,
And a job in some corporate intrigue.
From 2011
Twelve Rockers Rocking,
Eleven Data Steals,
10 Riggers rigging,
Nine strippers stripping,
Eight phys-ad ninjas,
Seven HALO entries,
Six Spirits Swarming,
Five TONS OF DRUGS!!!!
Four Ares Alpha's,
Three T-Birds,
Two Big Trolls,
And a job in some corporate intrigue.
QUOTE (Tanegar @ Dec 17 2013, 02:20 PM)
Count yourself lucky. Here in the States, the stores start with Christmas music about a week before Halloween, and don't play anything else until the new year. It's maddening.
I have to deal with it for a month at very most (phew) but then with the amount of cultural celebrations we get; there's practically something going on every month anyhow *shrug*
That's not even counting the commercial ones like Valentines and Halloween
QUOTE (binarywraith @ Dec 18 2013, 08:31 AM)
My local Target had their selection of fake trees up... in September.
Any earlier and it'll have to be Christmas in July
QUOTE (toturi @ Dec 17 2013, 04:16 AM)
On the seventh day of Christmas, my fixer gave to me:
Seven faces schmoozing,
Six deckers hacking,
FIVE BAGS OF NERPS!
Four rotodrones,
Three flash bangs,
Two extra mags,
And an Ares Predator III
There, fixed it for you.
I am so using this in my SR:Christmas Special, now to see if I can con my songbird of a sister into singing it.
QUOTE (Lindt @ Dec 17 2013, 05:54 PM)
Would you all hate me if I knew this all ready?
From 2011
Twelve Rockers Rocking,
Eleven Data Steals,
10 Riggers rigging,
Nine strippers stripping,
Eight phys-ad ninjas,
Seven HALO entries,
Six Spirits Swarming,
Five TONS OF DRUGS!!!!
Four Ares Alpha's,
Three T-Birds,
Two Big Trolls,
And a job in some corporate intrigue.
From 2011
Twelve Rockers Rocking,
Eleven Data Steals,
10 Riggers rigging,
Nine strippers stripping,
Eight phys-ad ninjas,
Seven HALO entries,
Six Spirits Swarming,
Five TONS OF DRUGS!!!!
Four Ares Alpha's,
Three T-Birds,
Two Big Trolls,
And a job in some corporate intrigue.
I like this one the best. But I'd probably change Big Trolls to Trollbows, personally.
I can't find it but there used to be an awesome one somewhere around here. it started:
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through Seattle,
All the runners were prepping for a massive street battle.
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through Seattle,
All the runners were prepping for a massive street battle.
you shall be visited by three spirits, expect the first when the clock tolls 2.....
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