1) You know what NERPS means. Double points if you you've explained it to a "newb."
2) You've read a newb's bellicose post and responded by telling him or her the "ettiquette rules" of the 'Shock. Double points if you crossed your fingers and hoped no one would point out how you were the same way when you started.
3) You no longer get excited when you get a personal invite to an online game.
4) You've changed your screen name more than once to aviod hate posts.
5) You no longer think AH is a GOD (just a brilliant man. Or a room full of monkeys with typewriters.) [aside: I still think you're the
man ![smile.gif](http://forums.dumpshock.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif)
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6) Another DSer references you in a post to make point. (
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7) You no longer think its cool when another DSer references you in a post to make a point.
8 ) You've met Adam (or any admin) in RL.
9) You have Adam's (or any admin's) cellular device number. Double points if you have used it.
10) You're office mates can recognise the 'Shock when its up on your screen.
11) You don't care.
12) During meetings you spend your time planning your reponse to a post.
13) You have been suspened from the 'Shock.
14) You wonder what happend to Sub Rosa (or anyone that spent most of his or her time in the Lounge).
15) You've had a battle of witts (or wills) with Polaris. Double points if you came out even. Triple points if you came out on top.
16) You've actually completed a "Welcome to the Shadows" run. Double points if you were the GM.
17) You spent last New Year's Eve engaged in the Human's vs. Horrors flame war. You know who you are.
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18) You know how to search the Old Forums. Double points if you are actually good at it.
19) You've posted a link to a older thread in response to often repeated question (skillwires, shotguns, decking, rigging, the AVS, sleeping with your Dikoted Ally Spirit, etc.) Double points if you didn't feel smug while doing so.
20) You took the time to read this post. Double points if you responded.