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The joke was that someone of the Persona tradition would have a focus in the shape of a pistol, and a geas to shoot themselves in the head with it every time they cast a spell or summoned a spirit. If someone replaced the focus with a -real- gun...

3082: Never make an entry on this list that needs explanation...

Madagascar!

SON OF A B-I can't believe I forgot that.

Amending, because I am a damned fool.

*pats* It's okay. We still love you.

Well that depends on the thread I'm commenting on. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)

3082. Just because I grew up in Redmond, doesn't mean I can extrapolate a successful life for myself and make myself my character's rich ancestor.

3083 : I am forbidden from ever having a character improvise anything in game.
3083A: even if I can prove it works in rl.
3083B: especially if it's anything that is dangerous to property or lives.

3084: I am forbidden from driving anything that could've come from There, I Fixed It.
3085: I may not mount a tank cannon on a vehicle and use the recoil to help propel it.

3086: Driving an 18 Wheeler in reverse will not allow me to exceed the speed of light.
ZOOOOM
3087: NO TROLL SCIENCE! Even if you can get it to work with magic.

I spent all afternoon on ThatWillBuffOut.

3073c: Said gunbunny is not allowed to then hit on the one who cast Physical Mask for revenge.

3073d: Making out with the gunbunny is forbidden under any circumstances, even if he makes a smoking hot babe.

3088: My Ork is not allowed to think WAAAGH means anything. And even if it does, he may not shout it every time he gets into a fight.

3089: I may not take an allergy to unsprung traps.

3089a: I may never take an allergy to any intangible thing, such as bullshit, smugness, danger, concealed weapons, hero traps, Mary-Sues, irony, Wi-Fi, logic, etc.

I'm actually kicking around the concept for a Waaaagh Boss - a cybered out ork. Gotsta have a Big Jaw and More Dakka!

3090: "PC" is not an acceptable limitation for Slay.
3090a: Especially not if you're a PC.

3088a: My Ork hacker is not allowed to have his Avatar be a screaming speach bubble reading "WAAAAAAGH!"
3088b: My Ork is not allowed to command the gunbunny "More Dakka, three o'clock"
3088c: My Ork may not paint the Rigger's Van Red or Blue without his expressed permission.

3088d: Purple, however, is totally acceptable.

3088e: The player of the Ork character is not allowed to insist they get the red dice because "RED'UNZ GO FASTA!!!"

My wife applies this logic to her shoes in RL.

3089: I may not attempt to replicate my D&D business of selling "vintage" sewer rat meat and beer brewn with holy water.
3089a: Especially not as a run plan against a group of vampires.
3090: I may no longer enter any scene with the words "Hi, I bring the pizza you ordered."
3090a: A pizza box is not an acceptable item in my PC's possession, nor worthy a distinct style flaw. Even if I have a lifestyle flaw that makes everyone confuse my phone number with the pizza service.
3090b: I may not introduce myself towards my Mr Johnson with the words "Hi, I bring the pizza you ordered."
3090c: Speaking the words "Hi, I bring the pizza you ordered." does not count as a valid plan A. Nor should I attempt to build my entire legwork on top of that.
3090d: "Hi, I bring the pizza you ordered." is not a good thing to say when stepping outside a secret tunnel to an ocean-ground research facility.
3090e: There is neither an anchored spell nor spirit in my pizza box, nor can I properly seal neuro-toxic gas or any other sufficient weapon into a pizza box.
3090f: I may never bring up pizza again, unless it involves buying one for my GM.
3091: Aang is not an appropriate name for a technomancer, and bending isn't a valid stream.
3091a: I may not refer to my spirits as Kataara, Toph, or any other character from the avatar - the last airbender series, no matter how much I hate the movie adaption.
3092: When playing the hacker, I may not shutdown the sam by disabling his cyberware, lock the mage in an elevator, or do the 'epic fight' that the GM has been planning for alone and solely based on talent soft. Especially as a combination of the three.
3093: Spoofing a life-style can NOT be used to force my teammates to live on the street.

This post has been edited by Elvaron: Dec 8 2010, 03:25 AM

3094: I may not use my nanotatts for ventriloquism acts.

3095: My characters can not get superpowers from the South Park coon episodes on the claim that they're not actual superpowers.
3095a: Especially not an immortality superpower that puts me in my bed the next morning after I die.
3095b: When denied the right to play Kenny, the one and only thing left for me to do is NOT to make a magician with forensics skills named Captain Hindsight.
3096: Coulda, Shoulda and Woulda are not acceptable names for spirits.

You got the AIPS.