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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 302 Joined: 11-May 10 From: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada Member No.: 18,569 ![]() |
http://jalopnik.com/#!5720776/why-do-a...an-armored-tank
The version in the video doesn't have a turret, but they talk about versions that do in the article. This is essentially the modern ancestor of the Ares Citymaster, and it's close enough to make me wonder if the creators have read shadowrun books for ideas (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif) |
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Immortal Elf ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 ![]() |
I'm sorry, but that entire commercial just seemed like the Police Forces of the USA whipping out their ***** and yelling "LOOK HOW BIG IT IS!" to an Australian Band. Maybe that's just a Canucks perspective.
That said, an Outlaw Biker Gang (Possibly the Hells Angels) came very damned close to buying the Diefenbunker... So I can see times when a rig like this is needed for a SWAT team. |
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Runner ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 2,801 Joined: 2-September 09 From: Moscow, Russia Member No.: 17,589 ![]() |
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 302 Joined: 11-May 10 From: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada Member No.: 18,569 ![]() |
Also works
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Shiny Metal Kitty Head ![]() ![]() Group: Retired Admins Posts: 252 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Grand Rapids, MI Member No.: 146 ![]() |
I will take one of each, please.
I have always thought of the Citymaster as being like this old school Ares Citymaster, but think either of those would work. |
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panda! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,331 Joined: 8-March 02 From: north of central europe Member No.: 2,242 ![]() |
"nations defenders"? Silly me, i thought that was the military not the police...
Its shit like this that makes me wonder if someone high in the system somewhere is using 1984 and the various cyberpunk writings as holy books for the future. Seems the only thing separating police and military these days is the kinds of off site "assets" they can call on when things get crazy. |
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Immortal Elf ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 ![]() |
At least it wasn't "DEFENDERS OF THE WESTERN WORLD!".
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Runner ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,883 Joined: 16-December 06 Member No.: 10,386 ![]() |
It's a commercial. Self-serving hyperbole is kinda what they do.
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Freelance Elf ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 7,324 Joined: 30-September 04 From: Texas Member No.: 6,714 ![]() |
It's a commercial. Self-serving hyperbole is kinda what they do. Yeah, I'm pretty sure they'd sell a whole lot less if the background music was soft rock hits from the early 80's and they just showed the urban assault vehicle rolling up to a donut shop or something. Manly truck commercials sell manly trucks to manly men, hip and upbeat coupe commercials sell to hip and upbeat people, practical minivan commercials sell to practical minivan buyers...and this sort of commercial, apparently, sells this sort of vehicle. |
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 881 Joined: 31-July 06 From: Denmark Member No.: 8,995 ![]() |
Hey, that was the first album I ever bought! ahahahahahaha thun-der
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Immortal Elf ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 ![]() |
So, cops, especially SWAT, walk around with assault rifles dangling from their wangs?
With apologies to Zero Punctuation's "Yahtzee". |
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Old Man Jones ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 4,415 Joined: 26-February 02 From: New York Member No.: 1,699 ![]() |
So it's an armored SUV.
What exactly makes this a Citymaster? When I think of Citymaster I tend to think of stuff like the Vodnik series of APCs by GAZ. -k |
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 302 Joined: 11-May 10 From: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada Member No.: 18,569 ![]() |
I'll be honest, the Vodnik's look more like citymasters. I guess what makes it a modern citymaster is the target purchasers, namely police forces.
The BearCat does have most of the citymaster's specs though. Gunports, turret option and a chemseal option as well. Fully tricked out the only thing it would be missing is the truly massive armor that the citymaster has. The Vodnik actually probably matches the citymaster stat for stat, but it's targeted to the military. Over time it will probably make it's way to police use if crime rates continue to climb, but for the moment it's really a full fledged military apc. I guess what I'm saying is that the evolution to the citymaster would probably be something along the lines of BearCat -> Police version of the Vodnik -> the actual Citymaster |
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Awakened Asset ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4,464 Joined: 9-April 05 From: AGS, North German League Member No.: 7,309 ![]() |
Sony Music Entertainment does not allow me to watch that video.
As for cops using stuff like that, I think they lost the battle if they need tanks to do their work. Dozens per year for all of America is not that much however. SWAT units might find the armor and transport capacity handy. |
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Immortal Elf ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 ![]() |
OK, yes, an armoured car like the Citymaster is designed for security forces and such. But it's "Little Brother" (Which is the same chassis), the Roadmaster, is just a glorified delivery van.
A really big delivery van with almost as much armor and durability as the Citymaster, but without the weapons or engine package. Federated-United Postal Deliveries (Fed-UP) certainly is a tough group when it comes down to it. |
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,546 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 ![]() |
I love this thread. Nothing quite as sexy as old school Soviet hardware. When I've made it big in the freelancing business, I'm going to buy me one of those old militia trucks I used to see all over Moscow. Rowr...
(Then my wife is going to use it to drive to weddings for her photography business. Don't mess with this photog!) As for cops using stuff like that, I think they lost the battle if they need tanks to do their work. Dozens per year for all of America is not that much however. SWAT units might find the armor and transport capacity handy. Actually, the township about twenty miles from where I live does own an armored APC (for police, not SWAT). I hate to say it, but the future is now. |
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Immortal Elf ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 ![]() |
I still kick myself today for not trying to get my hands on the Sextant Self-Propelled Gun that I saw on sale all those years ago...
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 748 Joined: 22-April 07 From: Vermont Member No.: 11,507 ![]() |
When I use miniatures, I use a 25mm scale model of the APC from Aliens as a Citymaster.
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Awakened Asset ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4,464 Joined: 9-April 05 From: AGS, North German League Member No.: 7,309 ![]() |
Actually, the township about twenty miles from where I live does own an armored APC (for police, not SWAT). I hate to say it, but the future is now. The cool hereabouts is having access to an SMG by law. Getting RL on this stuff, I´d say that "the future is now" in SR terms is admitting that the battle is lost. The police car that turns me over for speeding does not need armor. My fists will do more damage to me than to a common car. |
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Shooting Target ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,768 Joined: 31-October 08 From: Redmond (Yes, really) Member No.: 16,558 ![]() |
This is just crazy. I can understand SWAT having one of these, but ordinary cops shouldn't have these unless there's no SWAT team or equivalent in rapid response range AND there's a history of the police getting outgunned. I don't trust cops as it is - give them tanks and I'm tempted to move to Canada. Maybe in Israel these would make sense - where ordinary citizens can legally carry an Uzi. The US, not so much.
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Immortal Elf ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 ![]() |
I've heard that Police Cruisers are starting to get armored doors for at least some protection.
And my home town has a SWAT team. I'm still trying to wrap my head around that one. (The funny part is that they have to ask for their weapons from the local Military Armory.). Bomb Squad, sure, I can understand, but SWAT? |
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panda! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,331 Joined: 8-March 02 From: north of central europe Member No.: 2,242 ![]() |
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panda! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,331 Joined: 8-March 02 From: north of central europe Member No.: 2,242 ![]() |
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Shooting Target ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,768 Joined: 31-October 08 From: Redmond (Yes, really) Member No.: 16,558 ![]() |
huh? I could be misremembering. I'm in the United States (obviously), and modern Europe isn't really my area of expertise. Fixed just in case. I've heard that Police Cruisers are starting to get armored doors for at least some protection. <snip> That's one of those "duh" things which should have been done decades ago :-/ |
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Immortal Elf ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 ![]() |
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