Raven the Trickster
Feb 4 2011, 08:09 PM
http://jalopnik.com/#!5720776/why-do-a...an-armored-tankThe version in the video doesn't have a turret, but they talk about versions that do in the article. This is essentially the modern ancestor of the Ares Citymaster, and it's close enough to make me wonder if the creators have read shadowrun books for ideas
CanRay
Feb 4 2011, 10:51 PM
I'm sorry, but that entire commercial just seemed like the Police Forces of the USA whipping out their ***** and yelling "LOOK HOW BIG IT IS!" to an Australian Band. Maybe that's just a Canucks perspective.
That said, an Outlaw Biker Gang (Possibly the Hells Angels) came very damned close to buying the Diefenbunker... So I can see times when a rig like this is needed for a SWAT team.
Fatum
Feb 5 2011, 12:11 AM
I always imagined Citymaster to be more like Lavina-Uragan (
links-rechts-
links).
Or any of
these babies.
Sorry for the Russian text on the linked sites, can't find anything representative in English, and the pictures are what it's about anyway.
Raven the Trickster
Feb 5 2011, 03:25 AM
Also works
Chrome Tiger
Feb 5 2011, 03:30 AM
I will take one of each, please.
I have always thought of the Citymaster as being like this old school
Ares Citymaster, but think either of those would work.
hobgoblin
Feb 5 2011, 06:36 AM
"nations defenders"? Silly me, i thought that was the military not the police...
Its shit like this that makes me wonder if someone high in the system somewhere is using 1984 and the various cyberpunk writings as holy books for the future.
Seems the only thing separating police and military these days is the kinds of off site "assets" they can call on when things get crazy.
CanRay
Feb 5 2011, 06:38 AM
At least it wasn't "DEFENDERS OF THE WESTERN WORLD!".
Whipstitch
Feb 5 2011, 08:28 AM
It's a commercial. Self-serving hyperbole is kinda what they do.
Critias
Feb 5 2011, 08:47 AM
QUOTE (Whipstitch @ Feb 5 2011, 03:28 AM)

It's a commercial. Self-serving hyperbole is kinda what they do.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they'd sell a whole lot less if the background music was soft rock hits from the early 80's and they just showed the urban assault vehicle rolling up to a donut shop or something.
Manly truck commercials sell manly trucks to manly men, hip and upbeat coupe commercials sell to hip and upbeat people, practical minivan commercials sell to practical minivan buyers...and this sort of commercial, apparently, sells this sort of vehicle.
Smokeskin
Feb 5 2011, 09:04 AM
Hey, that was the first album I ever bought! ahahahahahaha thun-der
CanRay
Feb 5 2011, 03:59 PM
So, cops, especially SWAT, walk around with assault rifles dangling from their wangs?
With apologies to Zero Punctuation's "Yahtzee".
KarmaInferno
Feb 5 2011, 04:31 PM
So it's an armored SUV.
What exactly makes this a Citymaster?
When I think of Citymaster I tend to think of stuff like the
Vodnik series of APCs by GAZ.
-k
Raven the Trickster
Feb 5 2011, 06:00 PM
I'll be honest, the Vodnik's look more like citymasters. I guess what makes it a modern citymaster is the target purchasers, namely police forces.
The BearCat does have most of the citymaster's specs though. Gunports, turret option and a chemseal option as well. Fully tricked out the only thing it would be missing is the truly massive armor that the citymaster has.
The Vodnik actually probably matches the citymaster stat for stat, but it's targeted to the military. Over time it will probably make it's way to police use if crime rates continue to climb, but for the moment it's really a full fledged military apc.
I guess what I'm saying is that the evolution to the citymaster would probably be something along the lines of BearCat -> Police version of the Vodnik -> the actual Citymaster
Sony Music Entertainment does not allow me to watch that video.
As for cops using stuff like that, I think they lost the battle if they need tanks to do their work. Dozens per year for all of America is not that much however. SWAT units might find the armor and transport capacity handy.
CanRay
Feb 5 2011, 09:29 PM
OK, yes, an armoured car like the Citymaster is designed for security forces and such. But it's "Little Brother" (Which is the same chassis), the Roadmaster, is just a glorified delivery van.
A really big delivery van with almost as much armor and durability as the Citymaster, but without the weapons or engine package.
Federated-United Postal Deliveries (Fed-UP) certainly is a tough group when it comes down to it.
nezumi
Feb 7 2011, 03:00 PM
I love this thread. Nothing quite as sexy as old school Soviet hardware. When I've made it big in the freelancing business, I'm going to buy me one of those old militia trucks I used to see all over Moscow. Rowr...
(Then my wife is going to use it to drive to weddings for her photography business. Don't mess with this photog!)
QUOTE (Ryu @ Feb 5 2011, 02:10 PM)

As for cops using stuff like that, I think they lost the battle if they need tanks to do their work. Dozens per year for all of America is not that much however. SWAT units might find the armor and transport capacity handy.
Actually, the township about twenty miles from where I live does own an armored APC (for police, not SWAT). I hate to say it, but the future is now.
CanRay
Feb 7 2011, 03:13 PM
I still kick myself today for not trying to get my hands on the Sextant Self-Propelled Gun that I saw on sale all those years ago...
MJBurrage
Feb 7 2011, 03:24 PM
When I use miniatures, I use a 25mm scale model of the APC from Aliens as a Citymaster.
QUOTE (nezumi @ Feb 7 2011, 04:00 PM)

Actually, the township about twenty miles from where I live does own an armored APC (for police, not SWAT). I hate to say it, but the future is now.
The cool hereabouts is having access to an SMG by law. Getting RL on this stuff, IŽd say that "the future is now" in SR terms is admitting that the battle is lost. The police car that turns me over for speeding does not need armor. My fists will do more damage to me than to a common car.
Tyro
Feb 8 2011, 02:58 PM
This is just crazy. I can understand SWAT having one of these, but ordinary cops shouldn't have these unless there's no SWAT team or equivalent in rapid response range AND there's a history of the police getting outgunned. I don't trust cops as it is - give them tanks and I'm tempted to move to Canada. Maybe in Israel these would make sense - where ordinary citizens can legally carry an Uzi. The US, not so much.
CanRay
Feb 8 2011, 04:15 PM
I've heard that Police Cruisers are starting to get armored doors for at least some protection.
And my home town has a SWAT team. I'm still trying to wrap my head around that one. (The funny part is that they have to ask for their weapons from the local Military Armory.). Bomb Squad, sure, I can understand, but SWAT?
hobgoblin
Feb 8 2011, 04:23 PM
QUOTE (Tyro @ Feb 8 2011, 03:58 PM)

North Germany
huh?
hobgoblin
Feb 8 2011, 04:24 PM
QUOTE (CanRay @ Feb 8 2011, 05:15 PM)

I've heard that Police Cruisers are starting to get armored doors for at least some protection.
Makes sense in that it may end up being used as cover (and one would be surprised as to how thin they are).
Tyro
Feb 8 2011, 04:31 PM
QUOTE (hobgoblin @ Feb 8 2011, 08:23 AM)

huh?
I could be misremembering. I'm in the United States (obviously), and modern Europe isn't really my area of expertise. Fixed just in case.
QUOTE (CanRay @ Feb 8 2011, 08:15 AM)

I've heard that Police Cruisers are starting to get armored doors for at least some protection.
<snip>
That's one of those "duh" things which should have been done decades ago :-/
CanRay
Feb 8 2011, 04:38 PM
QUOTE (Tyro @ Feb 8 2011, 12:31 PM)

That's one of those "duh" things which should have been done decades ago :-/
Oh, you mean like putting armor on Hummers so they didn't have to make Hillbilly Armor in The Sandbox?
hobgoblin
Feb 8 2011, 05:13 PM
QUOTE (CanRay @ Feb 8 2011, 05:38 PM)

Oh, you mean like putting armor on Hummers so they didn't have to make Hillbilly Armor in The Sandbox?
iirc it was armored for small arms fire, not artillery shells.
Tho not armoring the bottom of the Huey back in the day was a real duh moment...
CanRay
Feb 8 2011, 05:19 PM
"Why are you sitting on your helmets?"
"So we don't get our balls shot off." - Apocalypse Now
Smokeskin
Feb 9 2011, 08:54 AM
QUOTE (CanRay @ Feb 8 2011, 05:15 PM)

And my home town has a SWAT team. I'm still trying to wrap my head around that one. (The funny part is that they have to ask for their weapons from the local Military Armory.). Bomb Squad, sure, I can understand, but SWAT?
Isn't it just one of those "we bough some assault rifles, black suits and helmets, and 12 of our cops did the 3-day SWAT course in the big city" deals?
hobgoblin
Feb 9 2011, 10:00 AM
South of the border it would be "need to use those DHS funds on something". North of it however...
KarmaInferno
Feb 9 2011, 03:39 PM
QUOTE (Tyro @ Feb 8 2011, 09:58 AM)

This is just crazy. I can understand SWAT having one of these, but ordinary cops shouldn't have these unless there's no SWAT team or equivalent in rapid response range AND there's a history of the police getting outgunned. I don't trust cops as it is - give them tanks and I'm tempted to move to Canada. Maybe in Israel these would make sense - where ordinary citizens can legally carry an Uzi. The US, not so much.
To be fair, in both RL and Shadowrun, they ARE mostly used for SWAT style units.
Regular cops just get patrol cruisers. The SR ones just tend to be slightly better armored.
-k
CanRay
Feb 9 2011, 04:31 PM
QUOTE (Smokeskin @ Feb 9 2011, 04:54 AM)

Isn't it just one of those "we bough some assault rifles, black suits and helmets, and 12 of our cops did the 3-day SWAT course in the big city" deals?
Black Suits, Check. Helmets, Check. Assault Rifles, Downchecked, too Militaristic. SMGs, we can beg to the Irish Regiment of Canada to use the ones they have, check. Training, somewhere in the budget, maybe, possibly, we'll get back to you.
Tyro
Feb 9 2011, 11:08 PM
QUOTE (KarmaInferno @ Feb 9 2011, 07:39 AM)

To be fair, in both RL and Shadowrun, they ARE mostly used for SWAT style units.
Regular cops just get patrol cruisers. The SR ones just tend to be slightly better armored.
-k
SWAT style, sure. SWAT-level training, not always
Faraday
Feb 9 2011, 11:26 PM
QUOTE (Tyro @ Feb 9 2011, 03:08 PM)

SWAT style, sure. SWAT-level training, not always

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