4041: I am no longer allowed to attempt to use an ally's vehicle to run over another ally. Even if they did stand in my way after I told them to move.
4042: I am most definitely not allowed to say that a jump ramp is in the area simply because it would be awesome and dramatic if I could jump a motorcycle off of said ramp while blowing up grenades.
4042a: A enemy's corpse is not sufficient to be used as a jump ramp.

You're one number off. I must have posted 4040 while you were typing, or something.

Yeah you did. I'm editing now.

Well then, to get it back on track:
4043: I am not allowed to buy hits, even if I have to use everyone's dice to roll attacks.

Why the hell not? I'm pretty sure that qualifies as an "extraordinary number" of dice.

4043a: Never ask for the GM's dice, they probably don't like you anyway.

4043b: GM is not allowed to borrow another player's dice without asking first. They get upset when you roll critical successes against them with their own dice. Repeatedly.

My players have banned me from using my "frost dice" in D&D. I have rolled far beyond statistic variance in the 15-20 range. I am, however, FORCED to use that die for rolling random generated treasure...

Heh. I used one of the D20s out of the "public box" (AGO, our group, buys dice by the pound. The most recent order was 5 pounds. Anyway, collectively it's referred to as the Dice Box, as the order prior to that came in a small cardboard box. It's also locked in an office my session can't get into because the current prez is a security nazi; like 3 people have the code to get into the room and no one except current students can check things out) one time and got 5 criticals (natural 20) on the party in two rounds. I had 8 NPCs under my command.

Two weeks later that d20 mysteriously vanished (and now you know why we buy dice by the pound: dice vanish a lot).

This may have already been covered, but
4044: I am never allowed to buy a PAB unit.
4044b: Especially if my intent is to use it on an ally.

PAB?

Programmable ASIST Biofeedback. Unwired, page 189.

Thanks

4045: I am not allowed to put Primordius in my campaigns (Elder Dragons in Guild Wars 2 have TEETH that are 50 feet high. I leave the rest as an exercise for the student.)

I've got one of those in my D&D campaign.

She's 180 feet long....not including tail. The "mini" that matches a red dragon (4x4 squares) is suggested to represent her head.

Heh... great wyrms back when I was playing were about 7 feet nose to chin. That's one BIG dragon!

...QFT. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Half-size scale model. I.E. 1" = 10 feet:

http://i55.tinypic.com/4tlt3p.jpg

The smaller white one was folded from an 8.5" sheet of paper, the red one from a 36" sheet.

Nicely done

4046: I have discovered as of 4043a that my GM does not like me. See that. What do? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

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4047: I am no longer allowed to let the uncouth elf do the talking with his pistol.
4048: Getting a homosexual ecology major getting mowed down by a police cruiser should not be part of "the plan".

Our elf Shaman/face took a few rounds, went down, then ended up being the driver after some heals. being the next best at charisma, thew Techno decided it was his turn to face. With a shotgun that he's really grown attached to after it blew a hole in a Red Samurai.

4048a: No, it doesn't help if he's a heterosexual ecology major.
4048b: No, bisexual is out as well. Sexuality does not make a person or non-person. Unless you have the Prejudiced Negative Quality, and no one likes a bigot.
4049: If I need something harder and faster than DragonForce in order to feel how excited and energetic my character is, the Adrenaline Pump was probably a bad idea.

4049a: Adrenaline pumps are never a bad idea
4050: No more commenting on cyberware.

But adrenaline pumps are bioware! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif)