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> And now a running list of things I am not allowed to do in Shadowrun, And now a running list to lift all of our spirits.
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post Jun 17 2011, 04:45 AM
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4144a: If I'm Stoned and Shadowrun, don't be surprised if the Neo-@ Police give me a ticket.
4144b: I'm pretty much required by "Rule Of Cool" to be constantly stoned (drunk) if I'm playing a character based off of Sir John A. MacDonald.
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post Jun 17 2011, 08:29 AM
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4155: Not allowed to start the Ghoul apocalypse by taking cheap drones with watercannons filled with pureed ghouls and DMSO.

4155b: Especially not if I'm an AI with relocation plans to a drone and hide offline for a year.
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post Jun 17 2011, 03:31 PM
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QUOTE (Christian Lafay @ Jun 14 2011, 07:56 PM) *
I just like wiping out gangs, knocking over criminal transports, and the like.

How do you find time to play Shadowrun?
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post Jun 17 2011, 05:01 PM
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4144b-I: Especially if it's for tax purposes.
4144b-II: I can't be dead for a year for tax purposes either.
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post Jun 17 2011, 08:56 PM
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QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ Jun 17 2011, 03:31 PM) *
How do you find time to play Shadowrun?

I have to. It's a teaching aid. The same reason they don't let inmates play DnD. "It promotes a gang like unity as well as instructional methods on escaping incarceration".


QUOTE (CanRay @ Jun 17 2011, 05:01 PM) *
4144b-I: Especially if it's for tax purposes.
4144b-II: I can't be dead for a year for tax purposes either.

One hundred geek points to you, my good man.
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post Jun 19 2011, 08:21 PM
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4146: I will stop trying to speak in troll ebonics.
4146a:Also, the next time any one of my characters starts a sentence with "A real trog would..." or says "Trog Life!" while making strange hand signals he will suffer an acute case of Sudden Onset Lead Poisoning.
4147: My hacker is no longer allowed to say "You can't stop the signal" unless he wants to be killed. Killed with a sword. We don't care how weird that is.


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post Jun 19 2011, 08:51 PM
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4148:Freeze Foam grenades aren't the answer to everything.
4149: Day Job can not be "Bouncer at the local Stuffer Shack"
4150: No more characters based off of the Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight
4150a: Or anyone else from The Tick.
4151: Yes this is a Doc Wagon game. No you are not the night surgeon or the legal assassin.
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post Jun 19 2011, 10:00 PM
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4152: I am NOT allowed to use Music by Falco to either base characters on, nor to have them describe what i intent to have the character doing . . Nor can the Character play that music loud while doing what he does best and expect to not be shot . . repeatedly . .
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post Jun 19 2011, 10:25 PM
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4152a: I cannot make Major Tom, in any of his incarnations. He's too much of a junkie to be a good Shadowrunner.
4152b: Nor base a Mr. Crowley character off of the Blizzard of Ozz song.
4152c: A wheelman with a "Highway Star", however, might be allowed with the proper bribes to a GM.
4152d: Shadowrun isn't quite dystopian enough for Red Barchetta, however. Yet at least.
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post Jun 19 2011, 10:41 PM
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QUOTE (Stahlseele @ Jun 19 2011, 05:00 PM) *
4152: I am NOT allowed to use Music by Falco to either base characters on, nor to have them describe what i intent to have the character doing . . Nor can the Character play that music loud while doing what he does best and expect to not be shot . . repeatedly . .


4152a: Even if what he does best isn't pretty.
4152b: Or if it is.

Edit: And a crosspost like that is what I get for waiting to reply until after I read the other threads.
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post Jun 19 2011, 10:55 PM
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4153: Grand Theft Shadowrun is a bad idea. So is Shadowrun's Row.
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post Jun 20 2011, 12:44 AM
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QUOTE (Christian Lafay @ Jun 19 2011, 03:51 PM) *
4151: Yes this is a Doc Wagon game. No you are not the night surgeon or the legal assassin.


Y'know, I've heard that (Like a mop, and a broom,) no one likes a thankless job.

(Also, +500 geek points and +500 awesome points)




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post Jun 20 2011, 09:02 AM
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4154: Valentine Wolfe is just too creepy for most groups.
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post Jun 20 2011, 03:50 PM
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4155: No, I am not "The Anti-Christ or The Iron Man", nor can I base a character off of Ozzy and everything he's survived.
4155a: If I want to, I can have a character exiled from Texas for urinating on the Alamo however, but expect massive repercussions for that.
4156: I am no longer allowed to base Spirits of Man off of Alice Cooper, I scare my group too much with them.
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post Jun 20 2011, 04:11 PM
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QUOTE (CanRay @ Jun 20 2011, 10:50 AM) *
4155: No, I am not "The Anti-Christ or The Iron Man", nor can I base a character off of Ozzy and everything he's survived.
4155a: If I want to, I can have a character exiled from Texas for urinating on the Alamo however, but expect massive repercussions for that.

4155b: The Alamo is currently in Aztlan, a much greater offense than pissing on it.
4156c: It still has no basement.
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post Jun 20 2011, 04:34 PM
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4157: If I'm going to have toxic spirits, I shall create custom forms for them. Ripping off slasher flicks is just tacky.
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post Jun 20 2011, 04:35 PM
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QUOTE (Fortinbras @ Jun 20 2011, 12:11 PM) *
4155b: The Alamo is currently in Aztlan, a much greater offense than pissing on it.
4156c: It still has no basement.


Did that movie really have this big of a cultural impact?
Also, I never caught the reference to Al and Moe's Bargain Basement, across the street.
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post Jun 20 2011, 05:06 PM
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QUOTE (Draco18s @ Jun 20 2011, 11:35 AM) *
Did that movie really have this big of a cultural impact?
Also, I never caught the reference to Al and Moe's Bargain Basement, across the street.

It's Tim Burton and Phil Hartman, two great tastes that taste weird together.
I don't know the reference either. Al is Pee Wee's real name.

Speaking of the Alamo, did you know it was almost torn down back at the turn of the century?
There is also a Ripley's Haunted Adventure on the spot where Davey Crockett died.
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post Jun 20 2011, 05:39 PM
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4158 Vials of DOOM are not a close quarters weapon.
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post Jun 20 2011, 06:16 PM
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QUOTE (Prime Mover @ Jun 20 2011, 10:39 AM) *
4158 Vials of DOOM are not a close quarters weapon.


There is a Blast from Past Shadowtech... What an awesome piece of tech, too... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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post Jun 20 2011, 07:27 PM
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QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Jun 20 2011, 11:16 AM) *
There is a Blast from Past Shadowtech... What an awesome piece of tech, too... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Someone fill me in?
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post Jun 20 2011, 08:33 PM
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From the original shadowtech, IIRC Mutated/genetically enhanced for lethlity Anthrax with radioactive properties.


HI NSA! This is just a game. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif)

4158b: Nor should on use a suitcase nuke a close quarters weapon.
4158b1:Use of said nuke or doom to hold the city hostage is perfectly acceptable. However, the PC's noteriaty will be up there with Kane and the Gingerbread Man.
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post Jun 20 2011, 08:46 PM
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Forget about that . . Get a Force 6 Great Form Earth Elemental with the QUAKE(LOS)[Force Kilometers] Power . .
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post Jun 20 2011, 10:05 PM
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4159: Already stated, but never, ever give the PCs a improvised WMD.
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post Jun 20 2011, 10:08 PM
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QUOTE (CanRay @ Jun 20 2011, 10:05 PM) *
4159: Already stated, but never, ever give the PCs a improvised WMD.

If it is improvised, it wasn't given to them. They made it in front of you and you didn't notice. For shame, haha.
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