Sometimes, I wonder about my sanity, hanging around these forums. Then I remember sanity is overated anyway.

Quite expensive, too. I've made a massive saving since I discarded mine, and even more since I got rid of my dignity, too.

Allowed, if not encouraged.

4947 I am not allowed to sneak up on team mates with a two ton walker drone that looks like something that would give Deus nightmares...


Though I was allowed to upload the drone camera footage to the nexus... don't think that npc likes my little tm anymore. But she is insane and he called her names.. besides how do you not notice two tons of pure mechanical death sneaking up on you.

I do believe a spirit could help with that. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

4948: I am not allowed to lace a DMSO slap patch with a high powered, super-fast acting laxative to use on an unsuspecting guard to get him to leave his post. Apparently it was a prototype and once used the data allowing it's production was lost.

I remember reading that in the Pink Mohawk thread. Solution? Magic. I'm sure a spell could be easily designed, a Health Spell, maybe.

Great. Now if I EVER play a mage... I will design this spell in game...

4949: Stop slapping all the opposition with the highest grade Tranq Patches you can get your hands on. It makes the DM sad.
4949a: That doesn't mean throw them.
4949b: Just stop buying the damn things.

Hm. Call it Purge, maybe? Or perhaps Flush? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif)

4950: Stop implying things about the satanic homosexual assassin's preference for entering target facilities through the back door. We know, alright?
4951: Never send the redneck pyromaniac mage in for anything even remotely like stealth. He is the distraction and is to be treated as such.
4952: "Just because I'm a pacifist doesn't mean I won't tranq you" is not to be taken as a challenge.
4952a: "I have a dart rifle" falls under the same purview.
4952b: In fact, stop abusing your medic's sanity altogether. This isn't Call of Cthulhu, CthulhuTech, or Eclipse Phase.

4953: Abusing anyone's sanity is out, period.
4953a: Unless that's the job.

But it's so fun... especially when you are bringing them down to your level.

Are you kidding? I'm stepping on their heads so I can tread water!

4954: no using Call of Cthulhu sanity rules in secret to determine when players need to be issued another insanity.
4955: no causing a need for Street Docs to be doctors of psychology.

Well she is a tm, and all I can figure is the machine sprite either rolled really really well while the prime runner working with the team glitched... I do know the GM was looking at his dice rolls funny behind the screen

4956: No longer allowed to take the spell 'Orgy' with the Gaes, 'Rule 34.'

4956a: Frankly, rule 34 should not be allowed anywhere near magic.
4856b: The matrix is ok, though. If only because the internet is for porn, and (almost) everyone knows it.

Now imagine the area effect spell (IMG:style_emoticons/default/twirl.gif)

That couls be named the brown tune

4957: I'm not allowed to show up to the game already in character.
4957a: Especially when playing surly physical adepts.
4957b: Or Speakers Way adepts, no one likes my flair for insults when it is aimed at them.

But, it might be Fantasy Cthulhu-Punk...

I have said this in game. I was challenged. Slap patch over the eyes.

4958: Yes it was cool in Wanted but leave the exploding rodents out of the game.

4958a: Exploding Bust-A-Moves, OTOH...

4958b: Same thing with exploding civilians who were crazy enough to go to the BBEG's free clinic.

4959a: I'm not allowed to ask my mentor spirit Dog to herp derp.
4959b: I'm not allowed to make a Qabbalist magician with an addiction to the accumulation of credsticks.
4959c: I'm certainly not allowed to have both combined... Ever again.