 And now a running list of things I am not allowed to do in Shadowrun, And now a running list to lift all of our spirits. |
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Great Dragon  Group: Members Posts: 5,542 Joined: 30-September 08 From: D/FW Megaplex Member No.: 16,387  |
Wait, why kill the Humanis before feeding them to the ghouls?
By the by, I play a Nosferatu mystic adept in one game, and I've completely embraced the fact that he's a monster. |
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Jun 6 2012, 02:52 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 392 Joined: 20-March 02 From: Illinois Member No.: 2,421 |
QUOTE (VykosDarkSoul @ Jun 4 2012, 12:01 PM)  5081: **stands in front of the blackboard** I will not use White Phos Grenades for every situation...I will not use White Phos Grenades for every situation...I will not use White Phos Grenades for every situation... A GM I had long ago finally bit me on this one... Somehow, I managed to get both my HE and my White Phosphorus grenades to get knocked back my direction (I'm still a bit puzzled on how it all happened, exactly), and they about smoked my street samurai since we were in close quarters. |
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Jun 6 2012, 01:18 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 386 Joined: 27-February 12 From: Nebraska, USA Member No.: 50,732 |
QUOTE (Vegetaman @ Jun 5 2012, 09:52 PM) A GM I had long ago finally bit me on this one... Somehow, I managed to get both my HE and my White Phosphorus grenades to get knocked back my direction (I'm still a bit puzzled on how it all happened, exactly), and they about smoked my street samurai since we were in close quarters. Yeah....i chucked one down a hallway into 4 drones, unfortunatly, it bounced far enough back to not do any damage to them, yet light the entire hallway on fire and fill it with smoke....and ALMOST light my team on fire (IMG:style_emoticons/default/frown.gif) damned deviation rules anyway) |
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Jun 6 2012, 01:27 PM
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
QUOTE (Neraph @ Jun 5 2012, 08:37 PM) Wait, why kill the Humanis before feeding them to the ghouls? Because you're killing them to fake your own deaths so you can collect a bounty on your own head? |
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Jun 6 2012, 02:34 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Validating Posts: 2,492 Joined: 19-April 12 Member No.: 51,818 |
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Jun 6 2012, 09:27 AM) Because you're killing them to fake your own deaths so you can collect a bounty on your own head? Well, I suppose you could work out with the ghouls a staged scene, where you lure "the targets" into a ghoul ambush. Bonus points if the targets are wearing trodes hooked to simrigs, and you sell the recordings to someone who makes snuff BTLs. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
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Jun 6 2012, 05:58 PM
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
QUOTE (_Pax._ @ Jun 6 2012, 10:34 AM) Well, I suppose you could work out with the ghouls a staged scene, where you lure "the targets" into a ghoul ambush. Bonus points if the targets are wearing trodes hooked to simrigs, and you sell the recordings to someone who makes snuff BTLs. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) So that's getting paid thrice for the same crime and shaking the heat by faking your own death. You're one of Captain Kaff Tagon's own kin, aren't you? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif) |
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Jun 6 2012, 07:27 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 251 Joined: 7-September 10 Member No.: 19,020 |
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Jun 6 2012, 11:58 AM) So that's getting paid thrice for the same crime and shaking the heat by faking your own death. You're one of Captain Kaff Tagon's own kin, aren't you? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif) Maxim 38: Just because it's easy for you doesn't mean it can't be hard on your clients. |
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Jun 6 2012, 08:03 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Validating Posts: 2,492 Joined: 19-April 12 Member No.: 51,818 |
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Jun 6 2012, 12:58 PM) You're one of Captain Kaff Tagon's own kin, aren't you? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif) ^_^ But you forgot one other thing: "disposing of the evidence" ... because I'm pretty sure a big steaming pile of ghoul crap, isn't going to be very useful as evidence ... not like actual bodies would be! |
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Jun 6 2012, 08:32 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 386 Joined: 27-February 12 From: Nebraska, USA Member No.: 50,732 |
5082: For the sake of my own continued physical well being I will not take ideas from this board to throw at my players....
Well...not to many at least..... |
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Jun 7 2012, 12:05 AM
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Chicago Survivor Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 5,079 Joined: 28-January 04 From: Canton, GA Member No.: 6,033 |
5083: For the sake of my sanity I will not show this thread to my roommate who has his own list of things he is not allowed to do already.
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Jun 7 2012, 12:58 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
5084: I will not attempt to recreate this list and combine it with The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army.
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Jun 7 2012, 01:43 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,542 Joined: 30-September 08 From: D/FW Megaplex Member No.: 16,387 |
QUOTE (_Pax._ @ Jun 6 2012, 08:34 AM) Well, I suppose you could work out with the ghouls a staged scene, where you lure "the targets" into a ghoul ambush. Bonus points if the targets are wearing trodes hooked to simrigs, and you sell the recordings to someone who makes snuff BTLs. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) I was thinking more along the lines of tied to a chair and the ghouls let in... |
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Jun 7 2012, 02:21 AM
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jun 6 2012, 08:58 PM) 5084: I will not attempt to recreate this list and combine it with The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army. I will. Coming up: The 213 things Skippy is not allowed to do in the U.C.A.S. Army. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
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Jun 14 2012, 10:58 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 386 Joined: 27-February 12 From: Nebraska, USA Member No.: 50,732 |
5085: I will not make a character specificaly to create the T-Virus...
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Jun 15 2012, 04:12 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 7,116 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 1,449 |
5086: I will not make a Nartaki pornomancer and give him the street name "Foreplay".
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Jun 15 2012, 12:37 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,925 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 948 |
5087: I will not make a female cleptomanic stealth adept nartaki changeling with an extra set of arms.
5088: i will not call her Octopussy |
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Jun 15 2012, 05:08 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 386 Joined: 27-February 12 From: Nebraska, USA Member No.: 50,732 |
5089: I will not attempt to make a James Bond Character....there arent enough build points..ever....
5089a: Same goes for Porter (from Payback) |
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Jun 15 2012, 05:32 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
5089a-i: I'm not allowed to take enough mental flaws to be "Parker-In-Training".
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Jun 20 2012, 05:31 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,575 Joined: 5-February 10 Member No.: 18,115 |
5090: I am no longer allowed to combine the Petrify spell and the Shape [Material] (Calcium Carbonate) spell to smuggle my petrified, pulverized teammates through security in large tubes and then magic them back into shape afterwards.
~Umi |
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Jun 21 2012, 06:43 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 386 Joined: 27-February 12 From: Nebraska, USA Member No.: 50,732 |
5091: I will not make a runner based on ANY of the characters from The Princess Bride"
('ello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you hacked my comlink, prepare to become chunky salsa!) |
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Jun 22 2012, 08:40 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 228 Joined: 30-July 09 Member No.: 17,450 |
5091a: Except for Fezzik. Really, I don't think I've ever seen a troll that wasn't inspired at least once by something he did.
QUOTE ('The Princess Bride') Miracle Max: Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad!
Fezzik: I'm on the Brute Squad. Miracle Max: You ARE the Brute Squad! |
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Jun 23 2012, 05:44 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 251 Joined: 7-September 10 Member No.: 19,020 |
5092: No longer allowed to squick the GM out by having myself and my S/O play a pair of twins that are also Cesters.
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Jun 23 2012, 06:23 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
5093: I will limit the amount of "Twincest" and other squicky things to a bare minimum.
5093a: I will not base a character on something I found while committing "Google Seppuku" 5093a-i: Especially if it's illegal everywhere but Japan. And even moreso if it's illegal in Japan!!! |
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Jun 23 2012, 09:23 AM
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Jun 23 2012, 01:23 AM) 5093: I will limit the amount of "Twincest" and other squicky things to a bare minimum. Twincest is Wincest! I'd find it hilarious if two of my players did this. QUOTE 5093a: I will not base a character on something I found while committing "Google Seppuku" 5093a-i: Especially if it's illegal everywhere but Japan. And even moreso if it's illegal in Japan!!! This sounds like a story. Everything with you is a story. Share? |
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Jun 23 2012, 09:53 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 251 Joined: 7-September 10 Member No.: 19,020 |
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Jun 23 2012, 04:23 AM) This sounds like a story. Everything with you is a story. Share? I'll buy the soykaf. C'mon, Canny. |
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