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Immortal Elf  Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465  |
2081: To reiterate: I'm not allowed to ask for calibers ever again. I will be beaten with my own cane if I do.
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Nov 22 2012, 09:55 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
2082: Must not combine the "Alien" and "Mind Probe" threads to one another.
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Nov 23 2012, 03:01 AM
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Moving Target Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 222 Joined: 17-October 12 From: Char Kuey Teow Member No.: 57,096 |
2083: I shall not high five my team mates while wearing shockgloves.
2084: I shall not facepalm while wearing shockgloves. 2084a: I shall not forget that I am wearing shockgloves. 2085: I am not allowed to get 'friendly' with any and every lonely female Lonestar officer we come across. |
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Nov 23 2012, 07:05 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,236 Joined: 27-July 10 Member No.: 18,860 |
fixed:
2085: I am not allowed to get 'friendly' with any and every lonely female Lonestar officer we come across while wearing shockgloves. |
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Nov 23 2012, 07:06 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 471 Joined: 7-November 10 Member No.: 19,155 |
QUOTE (Irion @ Nov 23 2012, 12:05 AM)  fixed: 2085: I am not allowed to get 'friendly' with any and every lonely female Lonestar officer we come across while wearing shockgloves. 2085b: Unless She's into that sort of thing. |
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Nov 23 2012, 06:39 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
2086: I will not forget that "getting friendly" with lonely female Lone Star officers is considered "Solicitation" and can, indeed get me arrested.
2087: I will not hire the lawyer who was also arrested for "Solicitation" for the same reason just because we're cellmates. |
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Nov 23 2012, 06:42 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,930 Joined: 9-April 05 From: Scandinavian Union Member No.: 7,310 |
2088: I will not reprogram the mall drones to have ED-209's personality
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Nov 24 2012, 03:08 AM
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Nov 23 2012, 01:39 PM) 2086: I will not forget that "getting friendly" with lonely female Lone Star officers is considered "Solicitation" and can, indeed get me arrested. 2087: I will not hire the lawyer who was also arrested for "Solicitation" for the same reason just because we're cellmates. It's only solicitation if you offer money in a place where prostitution is illegal. Offering her "the biggest bone-shaking, cunt-drenching orgasm you've ever felt," while fantastically sleazy, is not technically solicitation. QUOTE (Lionhearted @ Nov 23 2012, 01:42 PM) 2088: I will not reprogram the mall drones to have ED-209's personality Yes, yes you will. Because that would be awesome. "Drop your purchases. You have ten seconds to comply! Five." *spits cans of soda at the offender* |
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Nov 24 2012, 03:51 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,389 Joined: 20-August 12 From: Bunbury, western australia Member No.: 53,300 |
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Nov 24 2012, 11:08 AM) It's only solicitation if you offer money in a place where prostitution is illegal. Offering her "the biggest bone-shaking, cunt-drenching orgasm you've ever felt," while fantastically sleazy, is not technically solicitation. It'll also probably fall under the lurid and obscene language act of 2053. Morton's fork, I'm afraid. ---TVTROPES LINK DETECTED. WARNING, WARNING!--- |
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Nov 24 2012, 03:55 AM
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
QUOTE (FuelDrop @ Nov 23 2012, 10:51 PM) It'll also probably fall under the lurid and obscene language act of 2053. Morton's fork, I'm afraid. ---TVTROPES LINK DETECTED. WARNING, WARNING!--- Yeah, but if your Charisma/non-skill bonuses to Charisma-based rolls are high enough, she's likely to overlook the fact that she could bust you under the Lurid and Obscene Language Act in favor of dragging you into the back of her patrol car for that bone-shaking, cunt-drenching orgasm. (You'd better have the physical stats to back it up, though, especially if she's an orc.) |
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Nov 24 2012, 04:38 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,389 Joined: 20-August 12 From: Bunbury, western australia Member No.: 53,300 |
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Nov 24 2012, 11:55 AM) Yeah, but if your Charisma/non-skill bonuses to Charisma-based rolls are high enough, she's likely to overlook the fact that she could bust you under the Lurid and Obscene Language Act in favor of dragging you into the back of her patrol car for that bone-shaking, cunt-drenching orgasm. (You'd better have the physical stats to back it up, though, especially if she's an orc.) She's lone star. that almost certainly means human. |
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Nov 24 2012, 05:09 AM
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
The operating word being "if", FD.
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Nov 24 2012, 05:18 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,389 Joined: 20-August 12 From: Bunbury, western australia Member No.: 53,300 |
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Nov 24 2012, 01:09 PM) The operating word being "if", FD. So what kind of physical stats would you say are needed for the task you've set yourself? |
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Nov 24 2012, 05:34 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 |
This looks like a job for... THE PORNOMANCER!
2088: I'm not allowed to say that sentence again. |
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Nov 24 2012, 05:42 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,389 Joined: 20-August 12 From: Bunbury, western australia Member No.: 53,300 |
QUOTE (CanRay @ Nov 24 2012, 01:34 PM) This looks like a job for... THE PORNOMANCER! 2088: I'm not allowed to say that sentence again. I'm sorry, could you repeat that? |
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Nov 24 2012, 07:02 AM
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Horror Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 |
QUOTE (FuelDrop @ Nov 24 2012, 12:18 AM) So what kind of physical stats would you say are needed for the task you've set yourself? I'm going to say "At least equal to hers" and leave it at that. |
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Nov 24 2012, 05:00 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 881 Joined: 13-November 11 From: Vienna, Austria Member No.: 43,494 |
QUOTE (FuelDrop @ Nov 24 2012, 06:18 AM) So what kind of physical stats would you say are needed for the task you've set yourself? Hmm ... AGI+Gymnastics for the performance and BOD for endurance. |
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Nov 24 2012, 05:06 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,930 Joined: 9-April 05 From: Scandinavian Union Member No.: 7,310 |
Not a composure test then? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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Nov 25 2012, 12:25 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 43 Joined: 7-September 10 From: Ssweden Member No.: 19,021 |
QUOTE (Lionhearted @ Nov 24 2012, 06:06 PM) Not a composure test then? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) If ever a charisma+willpower test was appropriate:) |
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Nov 25 2012, 08:25 AM
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Moving Target Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 222 Joined: 17-October 12 From: Char Kuey Teow Member No.: 57,096 |
The temptation to see if this actually has the potential to work out has gotten tremendously high (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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Nov 28 2012, 11:57 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,925 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 948 |
QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Nov 24 2012, 04:55 AM) (You'd better have the physical stats to back it up, though, especially if she's an orc.) I'm a charismatic elf magician with my sexy ally spirit and a sustaining foci for my Orgasm spell... And my ally spirit have MULTIPLE forms to choose from - including tentacle beast for the Asian Lonestar officer. I think that would cover any problem. |
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Nov 28 2012, 12:22 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,389 Joined: 20-August 12 From: Bunbury, western australia Member No.: 53,300 |
QUOTE (The Jopp @ Nov 28 2012, 07:57 PM) I'm a charismatic elf magician with my sexy ally spirit and a sustaining foci for my Orgasm spell... And my ally spirit have MULTIPLE forms to choose from - including tentacle beast for the Asian Lonestar officer. I think that would cover any problem. Except if the officer has astral hazing... |
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Nov 28 2012, 12:40 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 973 Joined: 8-January 10 Member No.: 18,018 |
QUOTE (FuelDrop @ Nov 28 2012, 01:22 PM) Except if the officer has astral hazing... Filtering: The answer to all astral STDs |
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Nov 28 2012, 01:29 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,925 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 948 |
QUOTE (FuelDrop @ Nov 28 2012, 01:22 PM) Except if the officer has astral hazing... That's when my Snake fingers implants and penile implant with multiple speeds...come in play... |
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Nov 29 2012, 02:08 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 1,973 Joined: 4-June 10 Member No.: 18,659 |
QUOTE (The Jopp @ Nov 28 2012, 07:29 AM) That's when my Snake fingers implants and penile implant with multiple speeds...come in play... 2089 : Snake fingers and penile implants, no matter how many speeds they have, are never to come into play. |
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