 List of stupid/ funny wireless boni, to let out some steam |
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 Aug 28 2013, 12:13 PM
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Immortal Elf  Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392  |
QUOTE (binarywraith @ Aug 27 2013, 11:34 PM)  Candy Assortment Wireless bonus : All chocolate flavors identified in AR overlay, so you can avoid the nougat. Worth the hacking risk. |
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Aug 28 2013, 02:05 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 37 Joined: 24-July 13 Member No.: 132,306 |
Pen:
Wireless - Uses advance predictive software to spellcheck your handwriting as you write. Paper: Wireless - Add +2 dp on tests to avoid papercuts Soycaf: Wireless - Switch between regular and decaf as a free action |
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Aug 28 2013, 03:14 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 6 Joined: 21-July 13 Member No.: 130,452 |
Sleeping Bag: Tucks you in and reads Goodnight Moon.
Slapchop (this still exists b/c I say so): +2 DP unarmed vs hookers Stimpatch: plays eye of the tiger Armored Clothing: collar pops to protect head when in combat or when Culture Club plays Foci: Able to be used from remote locations wirelessly |
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Aug 28 2013, 09:16 PM
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Runner Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,039 Joined: 23-March 05 From: The heart of Rywfol Emwolb Industries Member No.: 7,216 |
Cement Brick
Wireless Bonus: None, it's already bricked. |
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Aug 28 2013, 10:11 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 73 Joined: 16-August 13 From: Denver, Co Member No.: 144,074 |
Shoes- adjusts fit and cushioning according to your location and weather. Giving a +1 to gymnastics or running depending on the model of shoe.
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Aug 28 2013, 10:44 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 12 Joined: 12-March 04 Member No.: 6,151 |
QUOTE (SpellBinder @ Aug 23 2013, 12:13 AM) Airline Life Vests WiFi Bonus Inflates automatically upon hitting the water, as opposed to whatever action is necessary for you to pull the little red cords. At first I thought this was smart, not funny, but then I realized that the reason why a airline life vest is manual only. It is so it doesn't activate in cabin, trapping a wearer in a flooding cabin. Some things are just better not having a wireless function. Addendum: This does seem smart though for a boating vest or something to wear when flying something you can eject from. Something to consider for my 5th Ed conversion of this item here. |
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Aug 28 2013, 10:46 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 664 Joined: 26-September 11 Member No.: 39,030 |
Shoes Wireless Bonus: You can move your movement speed as a free action. You can run and take a -2 to all actions.
With wireless disabled: Moving is now a simple action. Running is a complex action. You can take no other actions during the pass if you decide to run. |
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Aug 28 2013, 11:10 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,351 Joined: 19-September 09 From: Behind the shadows of the Resonance Member No.: 17,653 |
QUOTE (Tommy Gunner @ Aug 28 2013, 03:44 PM) ... Sure, and it could go off if you get caught in the rain. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/spin.gif) Addendum: This does seem smart though for a boating vest. ... And on that note: Umbrella WiFi bonus: Automatically deploys if the weather reports say its raining in your area. |
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Aug 28 2013, 11:19 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 6 Joined: 21-July 13 Member No.: 130,452 |
Don't think I saw this one yet.
Cake Wireless Bonus: Is no longer a lie. |
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Aug 28 2013, 11:22 PM
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Runner Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,039 Joined: 23-March 05 From: The heart of Rywfol Emwolb Industries Member No.: 7,216 |
QUOTE (Louis Ferrouskhan @ Aug 28 2013, 07:19 PM) Don't think I saw this one yet. Cake Wireless Bonus: Is no longer a lie. Actually it's Having Cake is a Simple Action, Eating Cake is a Complex Action. The Wireless bonus: Makes Having Cake a Free Action Thus with wireless on you can Have your Cake and Eat it too. |
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Aug 29 2013, 12:56 AM
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Prime Runner Ascendant Group: Members Posts: 17,568 Joined: 26-March 09 From: Aurora, Colorado Member No.: 17,022 |
QUOTE (Sendaz @ Aug 28 2013, 05:22 PM) Actually it's Having Cake is a Simple Action, Eating Cake is a Complex Action. The Wireless bonus: Makes Having Cake a Free Action Thus with wireless on you can Have your Cake and Eat it too. Uuugh!!! |
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Aug 29 2013, 09:26 AM
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Runner Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,039 Joined: 23-March 05 From: The heart of Rywfol Emwolb Industries Member No.: 7,216 |
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Aug 28 2013, 07:56 PM) Uuugh!!! What's wrong? Too much cake? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) Moving on..... Larry The Lounge Lizard Suit Ensemble All pieces are designed with static strips holding the various parts together to operate as a functional full tuxedo outfit while still allowing for fast disrobing in case of getting lucky. Think Chippendales. Wireless Bonus: Can be stripped off as a Free Action as the static seals all release simultaneously. |
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Aug 29 2013, 10:57 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 251 Joined: 29-April 02 Member No.: 2,659 |
Cocktail dress: Calculate the angles of view of everyone in the room and adjusts the smart fabric so you never quite experience a 'wardrobe malfunction', despite appearing constantly on the edge of one.
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Aug 29 2013, 02:32 PM
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Prime Runner Ascendant Group: Members Posts: 17,568 Joined: 26-March 09 From: Aurora, Colorado Member No.: 17,022 |
QUOTE (Sendaz @ Aug 29 2013, 02:26 AM) What's wrong? Too much cake? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) Moving on..... Larry The Lounge Lizard Suit Ensemble All pieces are designed with static strips holding the various parts together to operate as a functional full tuxedo outfit while still allowing for fast disrobing in case of getting lucky. Think Chippendales. Wireless Bonus: Can be stripped off as a Free Action as the static seals all release simultaneously. How much for the Lounge Lizard Ensemble? |
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Aug 29 2013, 08:57 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,405 Joined: 23-February 04 From: Honolulu, HI Member No.: 6,099 |
Wireless bra, enabled = saggy. Disabled = Wonder!
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Aug 29 2013, 09:17 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 37 Joined: 24-July 13 Member No.: 132,306 |
Eyeglasses
Wireless: Senses conditions of surrounding environment and defogs themselves as necessary Locker Wireless: Shoving nerds into a wireless enabled locker is a free action |
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Aug 29 2013, 09:21 PM
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Prime Runner Ascendant Group: Members Posts: 17,568 Joined: 26-March 09 From: Aurora, Colorado Member No.: 17,022 |
QUOTE (Voran @ Aug 29 2013, 01:57 PM) Wireless bra, enabled = saggy. Disabled = Wonder! Shouldn't that be the other way around? |
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Aug 29 2013, 09:30 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 5,088 Joined: 3-October 09 From: Kohle, Stahl und Bier Member No.: 17,709 |
QUOTE (Voran @ Aug 29 2013, 09:57 PM) Wireless bra, enabled = saggy. Disabled = Wonder! If that would be "Wireless: Open as Free Action", you might have sold me on wireless boni... |
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Aug 29 2013, 09:45 PM
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Runner Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,039 Joined: 23-March 05 From: The heart of Rywfol Emwolb Industries Member No.: 7,216 |
QUOTE (Sengir @ Aug 29 2013, 04:30 PM) If that would be "Wireless: Open as Free Action", you might have sold me on wireless boni... Yeah it sounds good until your on the date and an old fashioned drive in (so I like nostalgia) and just before you make your move, the joker 2 cars over bricks her bra. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif) |
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Aug 29 2013, 10:24 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,389 Joined: 20-August 12 From: Bunbury, western australia Member No.: 53,300 |
QUOTE (Sendaz @ Aug 30 2013, 05:45 AM) Yeah it sounds good until your on the date and an old fashioned drive in (so I like nostalgia) and just before you make your move, the joker 2 cars over bricks her bra. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nyahnyah.gif) That means they have at least 50 grand to drop on a deck. most of those people are going to have better things to do than bricking bras. Most. |
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Aug 29 2013, 10:25 PM
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Runner Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,039 Joined: 23-March 05 From: The heart of Rywfol Emwolb Industries Member No.: 7,216 |
QUOTE (FuelDrop @ Aug 29 2013, 05:24 PM) That means they have at least 50 grand to drop on a deck. most of those people are going to have better things to do than bricking bras. Most. Yep, but there is always at least one. Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "ninjas cannot be found" Well played, ninjas, well played Ninjas Wireless Bonus: Stays in Hidden Mode, even when their Icon would be normally detected. You know they are there, just can't seem to be able to find them no matter how well you roll and thus out of reach. |
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Aug 29 2013, 11:38 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 7,089 Joined: 4-October 05 Member No.: 7,813 |
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Aug 29 2013, 05:21 PM) Shouldn't that be the other way around? woosh! (that was the sound of the pun flying over your head) you're thinking of the wrong kind of wire. |
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Aug 30 2013, 01:17 AM
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Prime Runner Ascendant Group: Members Posts: 17,568 Joined: 26-March 09 From: Aurora, Colorado Member No.: 17,022 |
QUOTE (Jaid @ Aug 29 2013, 05:38 PM) woosh! (that was the sound of the pun flying over your head) you're thinking of the wrong kind of wire. Wooosh is right. I hang my head in shame. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/frown.gif) Especially since I am married and should know better. |
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Aug 30 2013, 11:10 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,405 Joined: 23-February 04 From: Honolulu, HI Member No.: 6,099 |
Pregnancy. Wireless = Normal. Wireless Disabled = errrr....yeah I probably shouldn't go there.
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Aug 31 2013, 12:12 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
Shampoo
Wireless boni: Adds +2 body to head. Toothpaste Wireless boni: Teeth can be used as a flashpak. |
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