1056: We are not allowed to make a team based on Totally Spies.
1056a: Or Powerpuff Girls.
1056b: ESPECIALLY if all players are male.

(Actually, I forbid it to my players... but it still counts.)

1056c. Or Sailor Moon

1057. Bear traps are not throwing weapons.
1057a. Especially because I don't have any throwing weapon skills.

1058. The Blades skill is not a social skill, and may not be used as such for any reason.
1058a. Especially seduction.

1059. While the hydraulic jack system (rating 6) does increase my jumping capacity, I am not to yell "Go-Go Gadget Legs" every time I use them.
1059a. Nor when, via GM fiat, kicking people across crowded places with a pin-ball like effect... It was only funny the first time...

1060. I am not to pilot boats, for fear that they will end up landing on top of small import cars, like the last time I tried.
1060a. Same goes for anything that flies.

1061. I am not to abandon the dwarf rigger simply because he took incompetency in the Running skill...
1061a. ...even though he deserves it for taking incompetency in the Running skill...
1061b. ...and I may not throw him without his permission just to speed things up.

1062. I am not to act surprised when the BBEG I captured and turned over to the proper authorities escapes and captures my team and I within two hours.

1063 When negotiating with S-K to remove the sizable bounty from my teams' heads, and to allow us to work for them again as a corporate sponsored shadowrun team, one of my conditions may not be "Lofwyr must owe me a favor to be named at a future time."

I am toying with which is more fun.

Heads male?
Tails female?

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BTW-What do you do if the coin lands on its side?

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/silly.gif) Shemale. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/silly.gif)

The proper term is "intersexed".

Perhaps but "intersexed" doesn't roll off the tounge as easily. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/silly.gif)

True. I've gotten used to it; I'm heavily into the BDSM and sex-positive communities.

Hmm, not sure how to respond other than, umm ... ok.

My point is that I'm often around people who would take offense to "shemale". Most people aren't, and so don't bother.

[Edit:] Not trying to troll, only to explain.

1064. I shall not derail this thread by mentioning my gender. As amusing as it may be.

1065. I shall not derail this thread (or any other) regarding pseudonouns in an attempt to create a gender for Chrysalis.

(Quick quiz: the "generally accepted" pronoun for an intersex individual is what? He, She, and...? Bonus points: name a gender neutral pronoun.)

1066: I am not allowed to be on stakeout when my NPC girlfriend shows up at my van I'm "staking" out in with a pizza and proceed to make love to her and enjoy the pizza when my accomplice on the inside of the building is listening to the whole thing through an earwig while trying to pump a mark for information and not throw up at the same time. This was only really, really, really, funny the first and only time.

1067: For Trolls, a grenade launcher is not a bludgeoning weapon. Or so I am told.

Ze/Zir. Ze is gender neutral! Gender neutrality becomes Zir.

1068: The Public Diner "You should not eat so much" is not a Shadowrunning hotspot.
1069: I am not to convince my teammates that it is, just so I can order the Mac and Cheese.
1069b: For the third time.
1069c: Today
1070: Nor am I to convince my teammates that we should perform matrix runs there, astral runs there, or stakeouts there. Even if I want another slice of their pie.
1070b: Really bad.

1071. I may not take Exotic Weapon Proficiency: Nail Gun.
1071a. Especially if I pronounce it NAIL GUN!!!!
1071b. I may not pronounce RAIL GUN!!!! in the same manner...

1072. I am never to ask the GM if any person/robot/inanimate object has a goatee.
1072a. Even if the GM describes any person with a goatee, I am not allowed to respond "I follow them cautiously, expecting a trap!"
1072b. I am not a Cheddar Monk, nor is anybody else. EVER.
1072c. If I keep making Darths and Droids references, I will be decapitated by a laser-sword.

1073. Everyone is aware that Krusk, the Asian Troll, is still wearing a Hawaiian Shirt and Lederhosen that he woke up in two weeks of game time ago after being stuck by a few hundred stick'n'shock rounds, while sporting a ridiculous bowl cut. Continuing to point that out not only crushes his self-esteem, but also ruins the element of surprise terror imparted upon his victims, be they of the varieties verbal abuse, murder, rape, or otherwise.

1074. I am not allowed to use capsule rounds/injection arrows/darts/etc to deliver Long Haul into an enemy we are running away from... again
1074a. Even if its to make them use resources to heal stun damage instead of waiting for it to heal over time.
1074b. Should I ever do this I am not allowed to find a safe place to sleep when its my turn to keep watch... again

1075. I am not allowed to shackle and then lock myself in the trunk of a teamate's vehicle, and then start screaming and moving about when they try and cross a border...again
1075a. Even if they deserved it.

1076: I must learn that Tasers are not an acceptable way to greet children who wander by a park table while I am in the middle of a conversation with my Fixer.
1076a: Even if they might be corp spies.

1077: I must be aware that shock collars are an unacceptable way of teaching fellow runners to sub vocalize.

1078: Troll strippers are generally an inappropriate bachleor party gift for elven Johnsons.
1078a: Videos of elven Johnsons with troll strippers to add to negotiation tests are equally inappropriate.

Of course: pepper punch is.

Would not "A Night On Bald Mountain" be more appropriate?

1079: If I am ever alowed to play a vampire PC, I am not to portray him with a bad impersonation of Crispin Freeman.
1079a: Said PC is not allowed to refer to Female members of law enforcemnt agencies as "Police girl."

1080: I am not allowed to play myself as an elf runner with connections to fastjack.
1081: Even though I fit the profile/

Even if the "Police Girl" in question is carrying a 6 foot long rifle/cannon?

Most police don't have 6' long guns. That's more like vigilante girl.