 And now a running list of things I am not allowed to do in Shadowrun, And now a running list to lift all of our spirits. |
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Moving Target  Group: Validating Posts: 664 Joined: 7-October 08 From: South-western UCAS border... Member No.: 16,449  |
QUOTE (Tyro @ Nov 4 2009, 06:39 PM)  Most police don't have 6' long guns. That's more like vigilante girl. It's a reference to an anime called Hellsing, where aforementioned "Police Girl" does in fact have a 6 foot rifle/cannon taller than she is. The main character (a vampire), her partner/master (after he turns her into a vampire to save her from death) calls her "Police Girl" for at least the first few episodes. |
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Nov 5 2009, 08:15 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 164 Joined: 8-May 09 Member No.: 17,152 |
1082: Not allowed to hava a rocker character who plays the accordion
1082a: Or the bagpipes 1082b: or the kazoo 1083: It does not matter if my character used to run with the Neo-Tokyo equivalent of the Leather Devils, I am still not allowed to have a character based on Hard Gay. |
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Nov 5 2009, 09:47 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 53 Joined: 27-October 09 From: Somewhere in the Web Member No.: 17,799 |
1084 I am no longer allowed to watch Serenity or Firefly and thus recreate any of the characters from said flicks into NPC's.
1084a Or recreate bad guys. IE Reavers. With cyberware. Gone bad. 1085 I am no longer allowed to gm a one shot scenario evolved around the A-team. Making Mad Murdoch into a gay dragqueen elf with a huge crush on the troll B.A Baracus. 1085a And then give B.A to the homophobic player in the group. 1085b And Mad Murdoch to the flamboyant person in the group. Then enjoy the show. 1086 I am not allowed to seduce the GM (before husband and I decided we were good for each other). Well, my character is no longer allowed to seduce GM's NPC's. |
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Nov 5 2009, 10:31 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 278 Joined: 26-June 09 Member No.: 17,321 |
QUOTE (Bitten the Bug @ Nov 5 2009, 09:47 PM) 1085 I am no longer allowed to gm a one shot scenario evolved around the A-team. Making Mad Murdoch into a gay dragqueen elf with a huge crush on the troll B.A Baracus. 1085a And then give B.A to the homophobic player in the group. 1085b And Mad Murdoch to the flamboyant person in the group. Then enjoy the show. Your going to hell, you know that? |
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Nov 5 2009, 11:47 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Lok1 :) @ Nov 5 2009, 05:31 PM) Your going to hell, you know that? I'm going to hell for worse. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) (Of course, its entirely possible that this incarnation is hell, so...) |
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Nov 5 2009, 11:56 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 278 Joined: 26-June 09 Member No.: 17,321 |
Anywho, when the sixth world comes round we pretty all much go through hell.
Make that Hel, I'm Loki after all. |
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Nov 6 2009, 12:12 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 278 Joined: 26-June 09 Member No.: 17,321 |
Wow, I was looking through the list of "things Mr welch cannot do" that was linked on the first post, and found this:
404:No longer allowed to make a Physical Adept that specializes in wielding dual Monofilament Whips. Not only have I done this but I used the martial arts rules from arsenal to make him a swirling vortex of death. |
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Nov 6 2009, 12:12 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 202 Joined: 6-May 09 Member No.: 17,145 |
QUOTE (Lok1 :) @ Nov 6 2009, 12:56 AM) Anywho, when the sixth world comes round we pretty all much go through hell. Make that Hel, I'm Loki after all. well except the fact in theme Nordic Hel =/= Christian Hell :3 |
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Nov 6 2009, 12:43 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,190 Joined: 31-May 09 From: London, UK Member No.: 17,229 |
Also in the original page:
QUOTE 434. Sword-swinging, loincloth-clad barbarians are not an appropriate character type in a Cyberpunk game. 434 a. Unless this game is Shadowrun. |
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Nov 6 2009, 12:51 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Traul @ Nov 5 2009, 07:43 PM) Also in the original page: 434 a. Unless this game is Shadowrun. How many loin-cloth wearing barbarian shadowrunners do you know? |
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Nov 6 2009, 01:04 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 250 Joined: 14-February 08 Member No.: 15,683 |
Seen a couple of axe wielding ones in my time, and a monofilament whip user who wore nothing but a kilt, but no swords...
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Nov 6 2009, 01:26 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 278 Joined: 26-June 09 Member No.: 17,321 |
QUOTE (remmus @ Nov 6 2009, 12:12 AM) well except the fact in theme Nordic Hel =/= Christian Hell :3 Nordic Hel isn't just a place, its also a person. Loki's daughter in fact. Supposed to be quite buitifull if you get past the "half decayed corpse thing". I'm sure some membors of the more flambant and bloodthristy ganges fit that profile, now add to that the fact that the character is a troll and you have a mental image that will haunt you at night. |
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Nov 6 2009, 01:39 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 602 Joined: 2-December 07 From: The corner of Detonation Boulevard and Fascination Street Member No.: 14,464 |
thanks alot folks...now I have to go create "Grognak the barbarian" just to get it out of my head...j (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif)
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Nov 6 2009, 02:04 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,141 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Neverwhere Member No.: 2,048 |
Neil the Ork Barbarian (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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Nov 6 2009, 02:54 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 540 Joined: 5-May 09 From: California Member No.: 17,140 |
1087 A trolls horns are not handlebars.
1087a Neither are an elves ears 1087b I can never again start the conversation comparing which would give you better grip in the bedroom 1087c But we all agree the dwarf makes a good stool if you need extra height to grab the trolls horns. |
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Nov 6 2009, 06:46 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 164 Joined: 8-May 09 Member No.: 17,152 |
1088: I am not allowed to sing "The Song That Never Ends." EVER.
1089: My Class II Feline SURGE Changeling is not allowed to wear a nun's habit. EVER. |
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Nov 6 2009, 07:59 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 202 Joined: 6-May 09 Member No.: 17,145 |
1090: when my runner is bored I´m not allowed to flood the teams commlinks with the digged up sound file of "the most annoying sound in the world" from the movie Dumb & Dumber and just loop that sound.
QUOTE ('Sconnie @ Nov 6 2009, 07:46 PM) 1089: My Class II Feline SURGE Changeling is not allowed to wear a nun's habit. EVER. aww must have look adorable :3 |
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Nov 6 2009, 08:07 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 278 Joined: 26-June 09 Member No.: 17,321 |
1091: Their so no drug called "skooma" in shadowrun.
1092: Nor is it primarly used and dealt in by feline changleings 1093: I am no longer allowed to give a blood curtleing scream and begin yelling "MARROWIND WAS BETTER YOU XBOX BOUND FOOL!" everytime someone mentions Oblivion at the table. 1094: Sniper rifles are not "the modern day guillotine" Edite: Updated numbers, might I ask why the khajiit in quistion was ever wearing a nun habit? |
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Nov 6 2009, 08:12 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 304 Joined: 23-April 09 From: Canada eh? Member No.: 17,109 |
QUOTE (Lok1 :) @ Nov 6 2009, 04:07 PM) 1093: I am no longer allowed to give a blood curtleing scream and begin yelling "MARROWIND WAS BETTER YOU XBOX BOUND FOOL!" everytime someone mentions Oblivion at the table. 1094: Sniper rifles are not "the modern day guillotine" Regarding 1093 - agreed, I liked both games but.... Morrowind... Ah man now I'm going to go force Daggerfall to work on my PC when I get home. Dang that going take some doing... so much for making cookies... Regarding 1094 - Who says? |
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Nov 6 2009, 08:58 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 704 Joined: 20-November 06 From: The seemingly unknown area of land between Seattle and Idaho. Member No.: 9,910 |
QUOTE (Lok1 :) @ Nov 6 2009, 03:07 PM) Edite: Updated numbers, might I ask why the khajiit in quistion was ever wearing a nun habit? Dr. Who |
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Nov 6 2009, 10:06 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 53 Joined: 27-October 09 From: Somewhere in the Web Member No.: 17,799 |
QUOTE (Lok1 :) @ Nov 5 2009, 11:31 PM) Your going to hell, you know that? Honey, Loki darlin', I am a mother to a teenagedramaqueen and a dramatweecrownprincess who is turning out pretty much the same way as her big sister. You have no idea of what hell is. Trust me. Hel, Midgardswyrm and Fenris. My kids can make Fenris beg for scraps, use the Midgardswyrm as a skip rope and make Hel wear make up. |
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Nov 6 2009, 10:16 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 278 Joined: 26-June 09 Member No.: 17,321 |
Wow I'm going to have to take your word on that one. It would seem your family is more powerful then all of the /Esir rolled into one. Remind me to take cover with you when Ragnarok rolls round. Maybe you could keep Heimdallr from skewering me.
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Nov 6 2009, 10:26 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 53 Joined: 27-October 09 From: Somewhere in the Web Member No.: 17,799 |
1095 No longer allowed to see Heartbreak Ridge and quote extensively from said flick during a run/session. "I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertinawire and piss napalm. I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go push someone else's leg in, before I push yours, mudface?!"
1096 I can not have a fenrir as a pet. Even if it is my totem. Nor call the fenrir for Sugarsnaps/Snuggles or anything remotely cute. 1097 Calling Lofwyr for Luffe or Horney just isn't done. And not to Luffe's face either. 1098 When GM is talking about germs and sounding wise and allknowing, I may not use my own knowledge about germs, vira and fungi and deflate GM's miniscule ego. Even when he is deadwrong. It ruins the mood and GM gets pissy and hissy. 1099 When making an adept/shaman/mage, said magicuser isn't allowed to call her weaponfocus for Betty, SnickerSnack, Martha or Shishkebab. 1100 I am not allowed to make oneshot conscenario about retrieving an old nurseryfoci shaped as PapaSmurf (the old smurf from the smurfs, the old guy with the red hat and pants). 1100b And speak smurf if they fail their intelligence rolls. 1100c Even if it is fun. |
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Nov 6 2009, 10:28 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 53 Joined: 27-October 09 From: Somewhere in the Web Member No.: 17,799 |
QUOTE (Lok1 :) @ Nov 6 2009, 11:16 PM) Wow I'm going to have to take your word on that one. It would seem your family is more powerful then all of the /Esir rolled into one. Remind me to take cover with you when Ragnarok rolls round. Maybe you could keep Heimdallr from skewering me. How much are you willing to pay me? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif) |
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Nov 6 2009, 10:49 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 602 Joined: 2-December 07 From: The corner of Detonation Boulevard and Fascination Street Member No.: 14,464 |
1101: I am not allowed to run a Technomancer named "Diamond Dave" who loves disco and Quotes "KC and the Sunshine Band " lyrics.
1102: I cannot take Incontinent as a flaw, nor answer" Depends" when the GM asks how many BP I expect from such a silly negative quality. 1103: As a GM I may not subject my players to an hour of John Denver tunes while being smuggled across NAN territory burried under a load of cabbages. |
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