 And now a running list of things I am not allowed to do in Shadowrun, And now a running list to lift all of our spirits. |
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 127 Joined: 22-October 08 Member No.: 16,542  |
QUOTE (Nifar @ Dec 1 2009, 12:28 AM)  Meh. That's too easy. Besides, how many people would actually read furry!Bella on Cthulhu-Edward action? ... Don't answer that. I would...out of curiosity...>_> |
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Dec 3 2009, 05:29 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 134 Joined: 2-November 09 From: Oregon City, OR Member No.: 17,832 |
QUOTE (Warlordtheft @ Dec 3 2009, 08:10 AM) 2004: Rules 1200 to 1999 may not be mentioned and shall not be discused. And must be stricken from the record. Suffice to say furries, nor magna, shall not be mentioned. In any combination. In any running rules, until further notice. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif) Ooops...My bad. I'm usually much better at math. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif) |
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Dec 3 2009, 09:06 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 704 Joined: 20-November 06 From: The seemingly unknown area of land between Seattle and Idaho. Member No.: 9,910 |
QUOTE (Nightfalke @ Dec 3 2009, 10:10 AM) 2003: It's supposed to be Good Cop/Bad Cop...Not Crazy Cop/Homicidal Cop. Sprechen Sie for thyself. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wobble.gif) |
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Dec 3 2009, 09:56 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,379 Joined: 16-April 02 From: the LI shadows Member No.: 2,607 |
OK, one more stupid question; what does "BBEG" stand for?
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Dec 3 2009, 10:29 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 159 Joined: 30-October 09 From: Roseville, MN Member No.: 17,823 |
QUOTE (BookWyrm @ Dec 3 2009, 03:56 PM) OK, one more stupid question; what does "BBEG" stand for? Big Bad Evil Guy The end boss in your campaign. |
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Dec 3 2009, 10:33 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 304 Joined: 29-October 09 From: Pittsburgh Member No.: 17,812 |
QUOTE (Nightfalke @ Dec 3 2009, 05:29 PM) Big Bad Evil Guy The end boss in your campaign. Assuming you have one! |
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Dec 4 2009, 12:20 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 224 Joined: 4-September 09 From: Poland Member No.: 17,594 |
...JUST one?! Phew....
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Dec 4 2009, 01:55 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,328 Joined: 2-April 07 From: The Center of the Universe Member No.: 11,360 |
Damnn---I've got several...I must be doing something wrong. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/vegm.gif)
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Dec 4 2009, 08:21 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 164 Joined: 8-May 09 Member No.: 17,152 |
2005: My heavy weapons expert is not allowed to moonlight as a Mall Santa.
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Dec 4 2009, 08:29 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 159 Joined: 30-October 09 From: Roseville, MN Member No.: 17,823 |
QUOTE ('Sconnie @ Dec 4 2009, 02:21 PM) 2005: My heavy weapons expert is not allowed to moonlight as a Mall Santa. 2005a: My demolitions expert is also not allowed to moonlight as a Mall Santa. 2005b: Ditto for my Pornomancer. |
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Dec 4 2009, 09:14 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 222 Joined: 28-November 09 From: In ur ba5e, killin' ur d00dz. Member No.: 17,910 |
2006: I shall not shoot someone in the rear and say: "The problem has been rectified."... Again...
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Dec 4 2009, 10:10 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 540 Joined: 5-May 09 From: California Member No.: 17,140 |
2007. When playing a technomancer I am no longer allowed to sneak up on sleeping PCs use my spiffy echo's to drag their minds into the matrix and then put them on the receiving end of a troll in some raunchy BTL.
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Dec 5 2009, 12:20 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (WyldKnight @ Dec 4 2009, 05:10 PM) 2007. When playing a technomancer I am no longer allowed to sneak up on sleeping PCs use my spiffy echo's to drag their minds into the matrix and then put them on the receiving end of a troll in some raunchy BTL. 2007a. I am not allowed to put any PCs on the receiving end of a troll in some raunchy BTL under any circumstances. |
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Dec 5 2009, 12:25 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 540 Joined: 5-May 09 From: California Member No.: 17,140 |
2007b. Unless it is for the good of the group.
2007c. In such a case the vampire does it because regeneration is absolutely vital in such a situation and he would wear the dwarf like a condom. |
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Dec 5 2009, 02:28 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 31 Joined: 2-December 09 From: Cambridge Member No.: 17,933 |
2008. While explosives are an acceptable method of creating an entrance, four tonnes may be a little excessive if not just because of travel limitations.
2009. No fishing with dynamite. |
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Dec 5 2009, 03:04 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 7,116 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 1,449 |
2010. I will not create a mage based on Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.
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Dec 5 2009, 09:14 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 540 Joined: 5-May 09 From: California Member No.: 17,140 |
QUOTE (Glyph @ Dec 5 2009, 07:04 AM) 2010. I will not create a mage based on Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. 2010a. Anything based on terrible fanfiction is right out the window. 2010b. Doing so will result in my immediate execution. Which I would completely deserve. |
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Dec 6 2009, 03:27 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 164 Joined: 8-May 09 Member No.: 17,152 |
2011: The Stonecutter's Guild does not control the British Corwn
2011a: Nor do they keep the Metric System down 2011b: Nor do they keep Atlantis off the maps 2011c: Nor do they keep the Martians under wraps 2011d: Nor do they hold back the electric car 2011e: They were not responsible for making Steve Gutenberg a star 2011f: They do not rob cave fish of their sight 2011g: Nor do they rig every Oscar night. 2011h: I am not to make any other references to Homer the Great when the subject of the Stonecutter's Guild is mentioned. |
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Dec 7 2009, 12:22 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
QUOTE ('Sconnie @ Dec 6 2009, 03:27 PM) 2011: The Stonecutter's Guild does not control the British Corwn 2011a: Nor do they keep the Metric System down 2011b: Nor do they keep Atlantis off the maps 2011c: Nor do they keep the Martians under wraps 2011d: Nor do they hold back the electric car 2011e: They were not responsible for making Steve Gutenberg a star 2011f: They do not rob cave fish of their sight 2011g: Nor do they rig every Oscar night. 2011h: I am not to make any other references to Homer the Great when the subject of the Stonecutter's Guild is mentioned. We do! We do! 2011i: Patrick Stewart is not a member of the Stonecutter's Guild. 2011j:The Stonecutter's Guild does not look deep into your heart and assign you a numbers based on the order in which you join. |
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Dec 7 2009, 06:51 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 687 Joined: 22-October 09 Member No.: 17,783 |
2011k: Mr. T is not one of the magnificent leaders of the Ancient Society of No Homers.
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Dec 7 2009, 07:36 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 31 Joined: 2-December 09 From: Cambridge Member No.: 17,933 |
2012. No NPC's based on any member of the A-team.
2013. If Doctor Evil is your BBEG, have a good reason for it. |
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Dec 8 2009, 11:36 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 224 Joined: 4-September 09 From: Poland Member No.: 17,594 |
2014. Even if you are a short, bald, tattooed bastard wearing a fraeky glasses, you are not allowed to call your fellow runners "filthy assistants"
2014a. But GM can give you the Cat for free... heh, heh. 2015. Your PC's name can be Agatha (or Gilgamesh, Klaus, Lucrecia, or any Girl Genius character), but you are not allowed to have your own fleet of zeppelins, neither an ancient castle controlled by AI. 2015a. Especially a mad, homicidal AI. 2015b. Heterodyne is an organisation mentioned in SR4A fluff, not your family name. 2015b. Even if you make extraordinary good coffee. |
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Dec 9 2009, 12:19 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 45 Joined: 28-November 09 Member No.: 17,907 |
QUOTE (Glyph @ Dec 5 2009, 10:04 AM) 2010. I will not create a mage based on Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. I, on the other hand, will. Whether or not I'll be able to play her is another matter. 2016: I will stop coming up with ways to disturb everyone I play with. |
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Dec 9 2009, 01:19 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 278 Joined: 26-June 09 Member No.: 17,321 |
2017: The computer is not your friend.
2018: I am not allowed to convert a parnoia character to shadowrun or vis versa. What the hell is with these numbers? |
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Dec 9 2009, 02:03 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Lok1 :) @ Dec 8 2009, 08:19 PM) What the hell is with these numbers? This QUOTE (Warlordtheft @ Dec 3 2009, 11:10 AM) 2004: Rules 1200 to 1999 may not be mentioned and shall not be discused. And must be stricken from the record. Suffice to say furries, nor magna, shall not be mentioned. In any combination. In any running rules, until further notice. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif) |
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