 And now a running list of things I am not allowed to do in Shadowrun, And now a running list to lift all of our spirits. |
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 163 Joined: 28-September 09 From: Soldotna, Alaska Member No.: 17,683  |
2036: I am not allowed to make a mage with Physical Barrier, high Automatics, and a fully automatic ceramic component grenade pistol just to invoke the Chunky Salsa Rule on a great dragon.
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Dec 15 2009, 11:06 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 75 Joined: 4-November 07 From: London, UK Member No.: 14,046 |
2037: I cannot use Top Gear as an inspiration for my rigger.
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Dec 15 2009, 11:50 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 278 Joined: 26-June 09 Member No.: 17,321 |
QUOTE (Neraph @ Dec 15 2009, 05:31 PM)  ... With the proper applications of Alter Memory, Control Thoughts, and Compulsion, they will be completely consenting. The female street samuria dissagreed after the time period of Alter memory ran out. |
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Dec 15 2009, 11:54 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 278 Joined: 26-June 09 Member No.: 17,321 |
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Dec 16 2009, 12:02 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 256 Joined: 27-July 09 From: Aurora Barrens, Denver Member No.: 17,433 |
2039. No matter how skilled I am at interrogation, surgery, and musical theory, I may not surgically alter street children to one perfect note, and subsequently "play" them using sharp implements.
2040. I may not use any other ideas gleaned from Michael Moorcock in the character creation process. |
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Dec 16 2009, 12:34 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Lok1 :) @ Dec 15 2009, 06:54 PM) HAHAHAHA And yes, I knew what you were talking about without needing to click the link. 2041. I am no longer allowed to invent spells with don't violate physics, but which are "too powerful" because it could collapse buildings, crush people in their armor, allow trolls to hurl super dense objects with impunity, or allow corps to more easily create nano-scale circuitry for cyberlimbs. Despite the fact that the spell explicitly does not allow for any of these scenarios due to its restricted targets and effects. |
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Dec 16 2009, 08:24 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,542 Joined: 30-September 08 From: D/FW Megaplex Member No.: 16,387 |
QUOTE (Lok1 :) @ Dec 15 2009, 05:50 PM) The female street samuria dissagreed after the time period of Alter memory ran out. No takesies backsies. |
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Dec 16 2009, 02:18 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Lok1 :) @ Dec 15 2009, 06:50 PM) The female street samuria dissagreed after the time period of Alter memory ran out. You mean a year and a half later when her real memories surfaced? Force 6 spell with 3 net hits vs. willpower 3. 3 dice, extended test (3, 6 months). HAVE FUN. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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Dec 16 2009, 07:46 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 278 Joined: 26-June 09 Member No.: 17,321 |
Yes you get a few years to get a headstart, but eventually she'll catch up.
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Dec 16 2009, 08:00 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Lok1 :) @ Dec 16 2009, 02:46 PM) Yes you get a few years to get a headstart, but eventually she'll catch up. Clearly the solution is another casting of Alter Memories (remove the memory that she remembered the memory and decided to chase you). (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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Dec 16 2009, 08:39 PM
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The ShadowComedian Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,538 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 |
2042) I am NOT allowed to start playing the eerie little girl voice singing from Evil Dead late into the night, when it's dark everybody is on edge and Characters and Players are armed and half asleep . . again . .
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Dec 16 2009, 08:46 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Stahlseele @ Dec 16 2009, 03:39 PM) 2042) I am NOT allowed to start playing the eery little girl voice singing from Evil Dead late into the night, when it's dark everybody is on edge and Characters and Players are armed and half asleep . . again . . 2043. I am not allowed to play any character ported from Monsters.* *I'll get the full game title later, as I can't remember it. But you play an 8 year old child and their "pet" monster (such as an old woman who always has a plate of cookies fresh out of the oven, even when there are no ovens). |
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Dec 16 2009, 09:13 PM
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The ShadowComedian Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,538 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 |
That's doable with a Spirit and the Wealth Power O.o
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Dec 16 2009, 09:38 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Stahlseele @ Dec 16 2009, 04:13 PM) That's doable with a Spirit and the Wealth Power O.o That particular one, yes. Being able to walk through walls, no. |
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Dec 16 2009, 10:40 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 419 Joined: 10-February 09 Member No.: 16,863 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Dec 16 2009, 04:38 PM) That particular one, yes. Being able to walk through walls, no. Well that depends on how you define "walk through walls." My personal favorite method is Acid Stream to knock out the wall's pesky solidness and then take it from there (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif) |
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Dec 16 2009, 10:51 PM
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The ShadowComedian Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,538 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Dec 16 2009, 10:38 PM) That particular one, yes. Being able to walk through walls, no. The Spirit can do that too, by simply manifesting, not materializing o.O |
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Dec 17 2009, 04:06 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 687 Joined: 22-October 09 Member No.: 17,783 |
2044: No more making mage characters that can cast orgasm or orgy and ignore the drain. If I do I am not to cast either on the BBEG right in the middle of his speach about how everything has gone according to his plan and he "shall crush you insignificant fools..."
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Dec 17 2009, 04:52 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,183 Joined: 5-December 07 From: Lower UCAS, along the border Member No.: 14,507 |
QUOTE (Mercer @ Dec 2 2009, 03:39 PM) 1181: All I know is I can no longer take Lady Gaga as a Mentor Spirit. Aww... QUOTE LOVE that show. 2023. I am no longer allowed to threaten NPCs with Jhorgblacht removal. 2024. I may never "Stick to my strengths" if "Smashing is my strengths" 2025. Contrary to popular belief, "duck" tape is not the end-all be-all of complex electronic equipment repair, and my motto cannot be "When in doubt, duck it." 2026. I may no longer bust into angry monologue detailing a list of damages that I attribute to the enemy I'm facing, once per session, especially if all those damages were really my fault, and I was too ignorant to realize it. 2027. My cybered up carcass is far from being a giant robot, and I am to stop implying that chicks dig it for such. Man, I so wanna make a Megas XLR campaign in Shadowrun. How is Coop such a good rigger, despite his obvious Gremlins quality, and low Logic attribute? 2045. At some point, I'm obliged to pay back the two bucks. 2046. I am no longer allowed to call my cowardly best friend and my rigger "Spike" and "Faye". 2047. I cannot teach the troll adept the "Bugra Punch" 2047b. Furthermore, I need to return my tapes on time. 2047c. And I'm no longer allowed to rent any Bugra trids. 2048. I'm no longer allowed to dress like Elvis with a shotgun in one hand and a chainsaw in another when heading into the CZ. 2049. My enemies do not need to watch more pay-per-view wrestling. 2050. My rigger cannot make a control rig that has "Destroy the World" "Blow up the world" "Destroy the World Worse" buttons on it, no matter how funny I think it is. |
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Dec 17 2009, 07:37 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 278 Joined: 26-June 09 Member No.: 17,321 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Dec 16 2009, 09:00 PM) Clearly the solution is another casting of Alter Memories (remove the memory that she remembered the memory and decided to chase you). (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Hey, why not go for another round while I'm at it anyway right? Of course theirs the chance she gets preginate in that case when she finds out who the father is I realy am doomed. |
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Dec 17 2009, 08:08 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 159 Joined: 30-October 09 From: Roseville, MN Member No.: 17,823 |
2051: No more using motorcycles as projectile weapons.
2051a: Or thrown weapons. |
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Dec 17 2009, 08:16 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Lok1 :) @ Dec 17 2009, 02:37 PM) Hey, why not go for another round while I'm at it anyway right? There's no way this can end badly! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif) |
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Dec 17 2009, 09:53 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 278 Joined: 26-June 09 Member No.: 17,321 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ Dec 17 2009, 08:16 PM) There's no way this can end badly! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif) I FEEL SOME EROTIC FANFICTION COMEING THIS WAY!!!!! Na, my mind isn't nearly perveted enough to make good porn, has anyoneone seen Chrysalis around hear lately? |
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Dec 17 2009, 10:08 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
QUOTE (Lok1 :) @ Dec 17 2009, 09:53 PM) I FEEL SOME EROTIC FANFICTION COMEING THIS WAY!!!!! Speak for yourself! Seriously, guys, YOU ARE DISCUSSING HOW TO RAPE WITH MAGIC. I am WORRIED. Because no one has mentioned magic fingers. |
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Dec 17 2009, 10:22 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 687 Joined: 22-October 09 Member No.: 17,783 |
Bah, what I want to know is how hot can hot sim really get? I'm imagining a specialized data bomb that mimics certain types of hentai... maybe scripted so it locks the victim out of their own controls...
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Dec 17 2009, 10:23 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 278 Joined: 26-June 09 Member No.: 17,321 |
I am so glad that I have no one like you people in my games that I GM, being a player with you guys however would be so enjoyable, simply to watch the GM struggle.
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