 And now a running list of things I am not allowed to do in Shadowrun, And now a running list to lift all of our spirits. |
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Great Dragon  Group: Members Posts: 7,116 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 1,449  |
2348. I may not name my troll face The Concern Troll.
2349. No matter how badly my close combat adept is mauling the security guards, I am not allowed to quote Doom Guy. That's just mean. |
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May 23 2010, 12:08 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
QUOTE (Angelone @ May 22 2010, 10:05 PM)  His fist. "Stop hitting yourself loser." Hacked cyberarm or Control Actions? |
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May 23 2010, 03:05 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 41 Joined: 26-February 02 From: World Square Car Park, Sydney Member No.: 1,294 |
2350: Expressly forbidden from using the amazonian locus to recreate Swindon.
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May 23 2010, 03:25 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
QUOTE (Xahn Borealis @ May 22 2010, 07:08 PM) Hacked cyberarm or Control Actions? Those will work, was thinking more along the lines of brute force however. |
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May 23 2010, 04:35 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 10 Joined: 23-May 10 Member No.: 18,608 |
QUOTE (kanislatrans @ May 21 2010, 02:12 AM) 2334: My Adept is not allowed to belong to a magic group called"Fisting Monks of the Brown Lotus" 2335: Nor can he be a master of Rex-kwon-do, Bulshitsu,or. Wu Tang Whupass. 2336:Opossum style kung fu is also out. LOL! |
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May 23 2010, 12:24 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 224 Joined: 4-September 09 From: Poland Member No.: 17,594 |
2351: I am not allowed to invent a shark repellent batspray
2351a: Or any-being repellent batspray. 2351b: Double for dragon repellent batspray. 2351c: Triple for biodrone repellent batspray. |
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May 23 2010, 12:29 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
2352: No longer allowed to mount a vibrosword onto a Shiawise Blazer and call it a firey avenger.
2353: Not allowed to go to the hardware store and buy a weedwhacker and a spool of monofiliment line with the express purpose to combine the two. 2354: Lawnmowers are not melee weapons. The gm doesn't care how well it worked in the movie Dead Alive. 2355: Shouting "Oh my god it's coming right at us!" doesn't give me the right to blast random npcs. 2356: Not allowed to raise Vince the Shamwow guy from the dead to act as the teams face. |
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May 23 2010, 04:21 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Kumo @ May 23 2010, 08:24 AM) 2351: I am not allowed to invent a shark repellent batspray Oh my god, that's awesome. And who was flying the chopper? |
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May 23 2010, 05:10 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,768 Joined: 31-October 08 From: Redmond (Yes, really) Member No.: 16,558 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ May 23 2010, 09:21 AM) Oh my god, that's awesome. And who was flying the chopper? Autopilot, I suppose. |
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May 23 2010, 05:25 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 825 Joined: 21-October 08 Member No.: 16,538 |
QUOTE (Angelone @ May 23 2010, 01:29 PM) 2352: No longer allowed to mount a vibrosword onto a Shiawise Blazer and call it a firey avenger. 2353: Not allowed to go to the hardware store and buy a weedwhacker and a spool of monofiliment line with the express purpose to combine the two. 2354: Lawnmowers are not melee weapons. The gm doesn't care how well it worked in the movie Dead Alive. 2355: Shouting "Oh my god it's coming right at us!" doesn't give me the right to blast random npcs. 2356: Not allowed to raise Vince the Shamwow guy from the dead to act as the teams face. 2356a: I am not permitted to slot Vince personafixes. 2356b: I am especially not permitted to get the Enchanced Voice Control cyberware, the adept power Commanding Voice and slot a Billy Mays personafix while negotiating with the Johnson. The Police should not be able to hear me inside the station at their desks when I am in the bowels of a nightclub. |
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May 23 2010, 05:45 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
2357: It doesn't matter how many points I put into unarmed combat my parapalegic character can't do this.
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May 23 2010, 06:10 PM
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Prime Runner Ascendant Group: Members Posts: 17,568 Joined: 26-March 09 From: Aurora, Colorado Member No.: 17,022 |
QUOTE (Angelone @ May 23 2010, 11:45 AM) 2357: It doesn't matter how many points I put into unarmed combat my parapalegic character can't do this. Now that... was pretty awesome... Keep the Faith |
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May 23 2010, 06:58 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,768 Joined: 31-October 08 From: Redmond (Yes, really) Member No.: 16,558 |
QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ May 23 2010, 11:10 AM) Now that... was pretty awesome... Keep the Faith Hell yeah... that video went straight into Favorites. |
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May 23 2010, 07:54 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 224 Joined: 4-September 09 From: Poland Member No.: 17,594 |
2738: I am not allowed to use dj Ozma's videoclips to torture capitives.
2738a: Or displaying them on those big advertisement screens as a distraction. 2738b: Or making my own version of such videoclips with ghouls, trolls, dragons or drop bears. |
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May 23 2010, 08:11 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 35 Joined: 25-March 09 Member No.: 17,016 |
2739: I am no longer to make fake Johnson meetings (this looks like somebodies ordinary house) just to make the team paranoid.
2740: I am not to make one final fake meet in such a house, where all the team finds is a body, and they can already hear the highthreat response squads cars pulling up outside. |
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May 24 2010, 12:02 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Kumo @ May 23 2010, 03:54 PM) 2738: I am not allowed to use dj Ozma's videoclips to torture capitives. 2738a: Or displaying them on those big advertisement screens as a distraction. 2738b: Or making my own version of such videoclips with ghouls, trolls, dragons or drop bears. Hehehe. I can only imagine having to hire the ghouls/trolls/dragons to have the required footage. |
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May 24 2010, 06:24 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 224 Joined: 4-September 09 From: Poland Member No.: 17,594 |
QUOTE I can only imagine having to hire the ghouls/trolls/dragons to have the required footage. That's good... Actually watching this kind of stuff would probably force Cthulhu to check his SAN. 2741: I am not allowed to do anything that would force Cthulhu to check his SAN. |
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May 24 2010, 06:59 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 312 Joined: 3-March 10 Member No.: 18,237 |
QUOTE (Kumo @ May 24 2010, 05:54 AM) 2738: I am not allowed to use dj Ozma's videoclips to torture capitives. 2738a: Or displaying them on those big advertisement screens as a distraction. 2738b: Or making my own version of such videoclips with ghouls, trolls, dragons or drop bears. Without sound, even that scared me... NOT SAFE FOR WORK XD |
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May 24 2010, 03:00 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Kumo @ May 24 2010, 02:24 AM) That's good... Actually watching this kind of stuff would probably force Cthulhu to check his SAN. Tangentially related to previous comment... 2742. I am not allowed to create (even as a unique magic item/artifact) an erection pen. Dragons particularly don't appreciate it. (Second image was marked "mature" and as guest users can't see mature art, I linked directly to the image file, which has occasionally in the past not worked, so if it doesn't there's not much I can do to "fix" the link) |
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May 24 2010, 04:53 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,542 Joined: 30-September 08 From: D/FW Megaplex Member No.: 16,387 |
QUOTE (Draco18s @ May 24 2010, 09:00 AM) 2742. I am not allowed to create (even as a unique magic item/artifact) an erection pen. Dragons particularly don't appreciate it. 1) That site is on the verge of being disturbing, based on other things you have linked before. These images may not neccessarily be a good representation of the site as a whole, however. 2) The second link is broken, and I'm not sure if that is a good or a bad thing. |
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May 24 2010, 05:23 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Neraph @ May 24 2010, 12:53 PM) 1) That site is on the verge of being disturbing, based on other things you have linked before. These images may not neccessarily be a good representation of the site as a whole, however. It's a furry art site. So take it with a bag of salt. There are clean galleries (SkySealer being a notable artist). Just remember "The Internet is for Porn" and deviants, being deviants, will have deviant porn. QUOTE 2) The second link is broken, and I'm not sure if that is a good or a bad thing. Try clicking the URL then refreshing; that sometimes works for me. Its likely a site-refer thing (to prevent hotlinking). It's only mature for the use of the word "erection." I'm real careful about which submissions I'm willing to share with a general audience. |
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May 24 2010, 06:40 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,768 Joined: 31-October 08 From: Redmond (Yes, really) Member No.: 16,558 |
QUOTE (Neraph @ May 24 2010, 09:53 AM) 1) That site is on the verge of being disturbing, based on other things you have linked before. These images may not neccessarily be a good representation of the site as a whole, however. 2) The second link is broken, and I'm not sure if that is a good or a bad thing. Refreshing didn't work for me, but clicking on the URL and hitting enter did ^_^ |
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May 24 2010, 06:42 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Tyro @ May 24 2010, 02:40 PM) Refreshing didn't work for me, but clicking on the URL and hitting enter did ^_^ Oh right; refreshing sends all that metadata too. |
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May 25 2010, 03:51 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
2743: Can't set the game in Dark City.
2743a: or Sin City. 2744: The BBEG can't look like Paton Oswald or Ralphie May. 2744a: Roid Rage Carrottop won't do either. I'm told it's too scary. 2745: The characters can't run across a watermelon smashing street comedian on the way to an upscale meet location. 2746: The plot for Groundhog's Day can't be used as a run idea. |
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May 26 2010, 02:24 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
QUOTE (Angelone @ May 25 2010, 04:51 PM) 2746: The plot for Groundhog's Day can't be used as a run idea. How would you even do that? VR? UV node? |
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