Google "vore." That along makes most people squick out.
But yes, I know what that is. Not new.

Squickiest thing I've ever personally seen? Probably a picture labeled "cock and ball torture" and it involved a chain saw.

I'll leave it at that.

I'm not going to start a "who's seen the weirdest porn" contest", but I've seen play-piercing suspension in person ^_^

I thought /b/ was supposed to be the internets bad neighborhood....

It is, we discuss, they illustrate.

2937: I am no longer allowed to theorize about Shadowrun and Rule #34 out loud.
2937a: I am no longer allowed to theorize about Shadowrun and Rule #34 in my head.

Wait wait wait wait.

I already said that. At least twice.

I'm surprised I didn't already add this:

2938. I am no longer allowed to start a "strangest porn," "weirdest porn," or "squickiest porn" conversation in any thread on dumpshock.

2938a: I am not allowed to start one in-game either.
2938b: Especially not if I put my teammates' faces on my entry/ies.

2937b: Furthermore, I am not permitted to use any variant of Rule #34 as an effect description for any Psychotropic Black IC, Black Pit databombs, or Black Night BTLs my character writes or purchases, no matter how much sense it would make.
2937c: In fact, no references to Rule #34 while gaming whatsoever.

2939: I am no longer allowed to assume Dwarf Fortress is an actual simulation of dwarf life when I play a hacker
2940: I am not to try to recreate the events of Boatsmurdered in Shadowrun
2940a: Nor am I to try and recreate specific elements from it, like say, ravenous pachyderms with a thirst for dwarfish blood
2941: Having enough piercings to set off a MAD detector is a bad idea

2939a: The dwarf rigger's van is not his "fortress".

2942: I am no longer allowed to apply reality to Shadowrun cryptography rules.
2943: I will not allow the words "geometry", "physics", "thermodynamics", "mathematically" to exit my mouth in relation to Shadowrun.
2944: Attempts to apply set logic to Shadowrun rulings falls into the "mathematically" limitation from 2943.
2945: Likewise, any attempts to explain magical phenomena in terms of "AI fabrications and hypnosis" will result in boot-to-the-head.

And one for Jenny and The Wimp?

2946: Levitating an incoming rod during a kinetic bombardment does not make my PC a "Rodular Power."

2946a: Nor does this give my PC permission to claim any of the following: "Rod is God", "In Rod We Trust", or that they are "Rodimus Prime".

Psst. It's "Boatmurdered," singular.

2947. I am not allowed to use Dwarf Fortress as a rational for modding a crossbow to shoot full auto.
2948. Nor am I allowed to use Dwarf Fortress as a rational for giving silk clothing any points of Impact Armor.
2949. Carp are not deadly murderers of the sea.

2949a: No, not even if they have "Frickin' LASERS on their heads".

So true. They are the deadly murderers of the Mississippi river. Boat moving at 30mph, jumping carp at 20lbs = ow.

Or 40lbs...or 60lbs...or 70lbs...
(Legendary 70lb carp died recently)

Poor Two Tone

67 pounds, and they're not even eating it?

They found it dead. It probably wasn't fresh anymore.

There's a bigger one than this that can get up to 200+ lbs.

Try Devil Fish which can weigh up to a ton.

But yeah, not carp. I don't think manta rays (and related fish) are in dwarf fortress. Just carp, pike, sharks, and some others. The reason carp were so dangerous is that their bite attack did 1-6 damage where a "Very Strong Dwarf" did 1-2, maybe 1-3, when punching. Plus the bite "latched on" which caused the carp to drag the dwarf into the water and who would then proceed to drown (as the perfectly vertical, 6 foot bank, can not be climbed).

Toady commented, "I think I made fish too hardcore."

Skeletons even had to have an actual hit-point mechanic implemented, as the game only killed creatures through bleeding or major organ damage (eg. brain, heart, lungs) which skeletons did not have. It was actually possible to completely dismember a skeleton, lop off its head, and still have it quiver around on the ground scarring your civilians (I think the torso was considered the "alive" part, I'm not entirely sure on that....).

So skarp, skelephants, and skeagles were notoriously dangerous (carp, elephants, and giant eagles being the most dangerous living creature, undead versions were just that much deadlier--on count of being unkillable).

I can't find the "stats" for it, but the 4-footer can weigh about 70-80 lbs, whereas the big one gets 10 feet across. That's substantially more weight. And when it's jumping out of the water at whatever mphs they pull and you're on your way past on your boat/ship, that's not a collision I want to be near.

I am not allowed to have a Troll Character that can withstand a direct hit from an Anti Tank missle