So you can't play trolls? It's very easy to get a troll to survive one of those - what are they, 14P, -4 AP vs. nonvehicles?

####a: even though there's no way an anti-tank missile would actually get a direct hit on anything anyways with the current scatter rules.

2950b: I am not allowed to use SR4A scatter rules.

2950b.i: Unless the target is not to be destroyed yet for story and/or cinematic reasons.

2951: No one in allowed to cast Orgy on the juggernaut.

... I had not even thought about that. And it's kind of scary now that I am.

And another fine campaign idea lost...
Note: "Orgy" is verboten when trying to escape from a zoo-meet gone bad. It is NOT a good idea, no matter how distracting it is.

Casting "Slow" (Or reduced quickness, whatever) on the main bad guy before the Orgy spell, is in itself delicious for its simplicity and chance of revenge. Stunball works nicely, as well.

-Tir

2952: abuse the regeneration power in conjunction with suicide explosive vests.

2953: Boom is not a euphemism. Not even for actual explosions.

She so hot-BOOM!

Damage to the brain cannot be regenerated. You would need to be wearing a pretty funny neck-tie to protect the squishy bits and allow regeneration to work. Plus, regeneration that doesn't heal enough boxes to bring you back to at least Overflow doesn't save you.

BOD(10)+MAG(6) = 16, trade for 4 successes, and make sure your boom vest doesn't do more than 22P.

I like the boom and so do they. Like this...

Why would you put us through that...

top that!

2954: I am NOT allowed to outplan the GM even before the run has started again.
2955: I am NOT allowed to use certain music out of game and in game to coordinate attacks with the other players without telling the GM again either . .

I hate to derail, but I'm a massive pedant about this stuff. River carp are rarely a problem, as they have a way to run, most of the time. Its pond carp that are the real issue. They can't find a way to run, so they default to KILLKILLKILL mode. And dwarfs just LOVE to fish in ponds. And the skeletal invincibility was only an issue in DF2010. I don't know if toady ever fixed it, I stopped playing when I lost my computer that could handle the game.

This post has been edited by Randomonioum: Sep 1 2010, 11:51 PM

2956: As a face, I am no longer allowed to use the series White Collar as a to-do list or inspiration
2956a: I am also not allowed to use Covert Affairs, Burn Notice, or any other series that appears on USA as a face to-do list
2957: While using music as an inspiration for runs is perfectly fine, using nursery rhymes is not
2958: There are no rules for sparks/mad scientists/nutjobs who receive any sort of "outsider" inspiration for inventing in Shadowrun, so I should stop asking to play one
2959: 20th Century and 21st Century CCGs as a knowledge skill is potentially broken, given how valuable some of the older cards would be to Sixth World gamers. Making (IMG:style_emoticons/default/nuyen.gif) 20,000,000 off of a single well forged beta black lotus is evil
2959a: If I do take the above knowledge skill, I should not be surprised if Magic: The Gathering suddenly is a very, very bad thing to forge when the players actually are able to use the cards to summon things to kill me
2960: I should not attempt to harness the killing power of the common river carp by building a gun that shoots them at people
2961: If I use the Shadowrun magic traditions system to develop a Huckster tradition, I shall no longer petition the GM to be able to use a deck of 54 playing cards to determine force by building poker hands.
2961a: If I do manage to convince the GM to do this, I will not complain when the black joker comes up at the wrong moment
2962: No weaponizing dihydrous monoxide
2962a: No weaponizing common bevrages
2963: Playing the hacker is a privilege, not a right. I shall stop hacking teammates and sending their information to the corps unless I want the GM to remind me of this fact

Hey. Hey. Who's doing this? >_>


2964: "The Rave Troll" is not a valid character concept.
2965: Drakes are not Fireborn, and I may not play them as such.

I'd like to try that RPG sometime.

Never actually gotten the chance to -play- it myself but, having extensively read the books, it looks pretty cool.

In some ways, it's like "Cthulhu with dragons", barring sanity loss (for the most part) and everyone dying.

That looks like a very interesting RPG.

so... not much like cthulhu at all then?

Well, there's a good deal of eldritch horror-type things... And plenty of people die and/or go raving mad. Just not PCs so much.

"Ever feel like you're the only sane person left in the world?"

2966: to attempt to infiltrate a building inside a cardboard box ala MGS.
2967: to play Resident Evil before I play Shadowrun. Corporate zombies and brain eatting zombies are two different things.
2968: to blast the song What what in the butt when the gm makes a ruling I don't like.
2969: to make contacts based off of video games, especially anything by Rockstar.
2970: my characters cannot tap into the collective unconscous to gain knowledge of anything.
2971: attempt to enter a reality show or game show. Even though I have a specialization of classical dancing and would totally own on Dancing with the Stars.
2972: interogate someone by putting the Yoko Takahashi version of Fly me to the Moon on infinate loop. It has been deemed cruel and unusual, even for me.