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nezumi
post Jan 20 2006, 08:22 PM
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Magus, I will be swinging by to see the results of the invasion next week. My employer foolishly believes I'm attending some human conference called Lotusphere. Little do they expect it will be renamed Bloddy Drop Bearsphere by future historians. I will be excited to see the work you have done in our nation's entertainment capital. Perhaps I will bring some of the techniques back to our nation's beuracracy capital.
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post Jan 20 2006, 08:43 PM
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post Jan 21 2006, 06:26 AM
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QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0 @ Jan 20 2006, 08:19 AM)
err... as Plan B is , in fact ,my wife, so that would be sister

wait, your wife is your sister?

Sorry, that was too easy :D

great, as if Utah didn't have a bad enough reputation as it was....
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post Jan 21 2006, 08:18 AM
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:rotfl:

Wait until Utah is converted into a country of devoted Drop Bear followers, then the reputation will rise.

@Magus: great news! But i hope your troops don't practise with Donald Duck? Anyway, very good work. We should grant you a title - any ideas?
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post Jan 21 2006, 08:33 AM
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post Jan 21 2006, 08:34 PM
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post Jan 22 2006, 12:29 AM
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The title in is signature is promotion enough. Sorry for noticing it not earlier.
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post Jan 22 2006, 01:13 AM
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I just love how another thread has drop bears as part of the discussion, let the infection spread!!! :-)

http://forums.dumpshock.com/index.php?showtopic=11590
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post Jan 22 2006, 09:58 AM
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That was nearly too easy ;)

But anyway, thanks to Brother Ancient History for being the first one to menion Drop Bears at that thread.
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post Jan 26 2006, 09:48 PM
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My Troops Have now conquered all of Disney, and now Universal Studios. Soon we will be on the way to take over DisneyLand in Orange County Ca. From there we will stage strikes into Los Angeles and infilitrate LAX. From there we will send strike teams to aid Elder Fisty in Utah and then Dominate Vegas.
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post Jan 26 2006, 10:41 PM
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QUOTE (Magus @ Jan 26 2006, 04:48 PM)
My Troops Have now conquered all of Disney, and now Universal Studios.

I assumed that the Drop Bear Agenda had already penetrated Disney years ago since I see Experiment 626 as the closest film representation of a Drop Bear. Stitch being a plant to desensitize the general public and put a friendly face on Drop Bears ahead of installlation of the Drop Bear Junta.
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post Jan 26 2006, 10:44 PM
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By the way, you all realize you are mad as hatters?
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post Jan 26 2006, 10:52 PM
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Brother Magus, don't move to fast with your troops. There's a lot of landscape between Orlando and Orange County, i guess. So take time, don't be impatient. Patience is the strength of the Drop Bear, alsways remember that.

We already have a Drop Bear Conquering Force at Seattle, which will head all the way to LA, so no need to rush things.
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post Jan 26 2006, 10:52 PM
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By the way, you all realize you are mad as hatters?

Seems as if you didn't read the whole thread.... do so and we will talk again, soon-to-be.convert. :D
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post Jan 26 2006, 11:32 PM
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Grinder I plan on at least a month of R&R and two months of simulations before moving on California. Unless the CEO of DL swings into town then we will get the DROP on him. HA-Ha
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post Jan 26 2006, 11:39 PM
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Brother Magus, don't move to fast with your troops. There's a lot of landscape between Orlando and Orange County, i guess. So take time, don't be impatient. Patience is the strength of the Drop Bear, alsways remember that.

We already have a Drop Bear Conquering Force at Seattle, which will head all the way to LA, so no need to rush things.

And we are smuggling Drop Bear Advance Infiltrators all over the world aboard Container Ships out of the ports of Seattle and Tacoma. The deck cranes provide a seaborn habitat for them.
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post Jan 26 2006, 11:42 PM
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Brother Magus, don't move to fast with your troops. There's a lot of landscape between Orlando and Orange County, i guess. So take time, don't be impatient. Patience is the strength of the Drop Bear, alsways remember that.

We already have a Drop Bear Conquering Force at Seattle, which will head all the way to LA, so no need to rush things.

And we are smuggling Drop Bear Advance Infiltrators all over the world aboard Container Ships out of the ports of Seattle and Tacoma. The deck cranes provide a seaborn habitat for them.


But nothing compares with my custom designed water vector-thrust surfboards!!
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post Jan 27 2006, 01:29 AM
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Brother Magus, don't move to fast with your troops. There's a lot of landscape between Orlando and Orange County, i guess. So take time, don't be impatient. Patience is the strength of the Drop Bear, alsways remember that.

We already have a Drop Bear Conquering Force at Seattle, which will head all the way to LA, so no need to rush things.

And we are smuggling Drop Bear Advance Infiltrators all over the world aboard Container Ships out of the ports of Seattle and Tacoma. The deck cranes provide a seaborn habitat for them.


But nothing compares with my custom designed water vector-thrust surfboards!!

My advance infiltrators will act as spotters for your surf ninja drop bears
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post Jan 27 2006, 03:02 AM
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post Jan 27 2006, 09:47 AM
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My drop bear swing combo will prepare some beachboys style tunes to inspire our surfers...

I am working on a big plan for us in London. As the British intelligence services are clever and not above covering themselves in piss to discourage my troops (the traditional deterrent to our furry minions) I must move carefully in utmost secrecy after this post.
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post Jan 27 2006, 12:05 PM
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Just use some cooked boar in mint sauce and some hot water with milk to lure them into a trap...
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post Jan 27 2006, 04:10 PM
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Or tell them you saw David Beckham driving on the motorway 3 sheets to the wind, again, to lure them in to an ambush.
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post Jan 27 2006, 08:59 PM
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I have returned from my fact finding mission to Orlando. Magus has done an excellent job. At first I saw no sign of drop bears anywhere, but while visiting Sea World, I saw Shamu (or Mamu, whichever one is a big, fat aquatic mammal) jump and drop from the sky, clearly imitating the new rulers of Disney World. Good job, the conspiracy continues with only a jumping whale to give away our secrets.
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post Jan 27 2006, 09:13 PM
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post Jan 28 2006, 11:09 AM
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London is ours.
The fighting was brutal but eventually my troops led the british troops into a final confrontation in Trafalger square. As I planned this allowed my troops to make deadly use of Nelsons Column. Then it was a simple matter of convince the Mayor of London to help me keep order by telling him that the drop bears would be the ultimate way of removing pigeons. Then and conservative politicians.

Next we will move on Birmingham, if I can convince the troops to risk it's horrible traffic...
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