 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Nov 3 2006, 03:46 AM
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Running Target  Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409  |
The whole French/Italian mob war really isn't. That's all smoke and mirrors from our crack PR team.
My Droptankers have conquered the most of former country of Mexico, now Thumpia. I have however run into problems in Cancun and entering South America. In Cancun my troopers are getting distracted by all the drunken tourists and are also getting drunk of their alcohol filled blood, the trees ironically enough are a problem as they hinder my tanks. |
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Nov 3 2006, 04:35 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
:rotfl: |
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Nov 3 2006, 04:49 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 906 Joined: 16-October 06 Member No.: 9,630 |
OK I have to ask what's the Drop Bear? is that anything like DM's falling cow?
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Nov 3 2006, 04:55 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
not quite
try reading the beginning of the thread Basically, it's a vampire koala from Australian "legend". Although Frank Trollman might disagree on whether or not it has HMHVV. |
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Nov 3 2006, 04:59 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 906 Joined: 16-October 06 Member No.: 9,630 |
There's 87 pages of this, I didn't see the drop bear explained on the first page of the topic and I really don't have the time to search through 87 pages of this.
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Nov 3 2006, 05:02 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
That's part of the test. ;)
"explanations" are just a couple of pages in. Try the link on page 2 |
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Nov 3 2006, 05:03 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
Dropbears are vampiric koalas who once killed my newbie mage. Atleast I got a dikoted parasol out of the deal.
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Nov 3 2006, 05:06 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
but is it coated in urine?
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Nov 3 2006, 05:07 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 617 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Orlando Member No.: 4,644 |
Death to the Unbeliever!! How dare he post without reading the Holy Handbook of the Drop Brigades!
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Nov 3 2006, 05:09 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
Yarg! THUMP!
Now it is. Does it have to be mine? |
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Nov 3 2006, 05:35 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
umm... people can't be converted if they're dead [ Spoiler ] Angelone: No, although if it's not, you might want to have them checked for a few things first. |
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Nov 3 2006, 05:45 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
Hmm... good point gonna have to reread the thread to find out who was selling the bottled urine. Wonder if it comes in different scents, like lilac, I like lilac, I mean eucalyptus yeah that's the ticket.
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Nov 3 2006, 05:58 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
yeah ... umm... usually it just smells like piss
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Nov 3 2006, 08:56 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
He's a pawn of the IEs, just here to confuse us. Don't listen to his words! |
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Nov 3 2006, 05:34 PM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Breathe Grinder, breathe *woosa*, not everyone with questions is a heretic.
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Nov 3 2006, 05:37 PM
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Genuine Artificial Intelligence Group: Members Posts: 4,019 Joined: 12-June 03 Member No.: 4,715 |
They're not? Oh no! Was that a question just now? I did it again! Am I a heretic? AAAAAAHHHHH!
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Nov 3 2006, 05:38 PM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
NO no no, not everyone is .... oh hell, I give up. Just Kill 'em all.
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Nov 3 2006, 07:50 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
DROPTANKERS ASSEMBLE!!!
The thumpings shall continue until the heresy is eliminated, or I get bored whichever comes first. |
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Nov 3 2006, 09:08 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 162 Joined: 27-January 06 From: Norfolk, Ma Member No.: 8,202 |
I have just finished reading (after several days of time wasting) all 87 pages of Planet of the Drop Bears. Not only is my mind mush, but I keep having these horrible dreams that I am falling and my breath smells of pis..I mean eucliptus. Either I'm in love or I'm now just demented enough to make my first post on PotDB...
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Nov 3 2006, 09:24 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
Welcome fellow cul... I mean brother. Have some bloodsoaked eucalyptus leaves and some Dropbeer. Don't worry you get used to the smell of urine after awhile.
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Nov 3 2006, 09:33 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 681 Joined: 28-February 06 From: UK Member No.: 8,319 |
It is sacred piss. So say us all.
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Nov 3 2006, 10:04 PM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Good on ya' Mark. Many of the Conspiracy started at the beginning of the thread, and went through from there. Few have read from 1 to 87. I think it may be time for a great Drop-Pilgramige from Pg.1 to 87. Elders?
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Nov 3 2006, 10:07 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 162 Joined: 27-January 06 From: Norfolk, Ma Member No.: 8,202 |
Command me my master. My belly is filled with eucalyptus and I'm ready for my first kill! Mark |
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Nov 3 2006, 10:11 PM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Ummmm... yeah.. you jsut read all 87 pages? I think you need to sit down and gnaw on a leg for a while or something. Don't strain your self, you're very delicate right now.
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Nov 4 2006, 12:41 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 681 Joined: 28-February 06 From: UK Member No.: 8,319 |
I've sat in a tree for 2 sodding months, and none of you ungrateful <worshipful masters> could muster up a nice word to say about my <subtle propaganda>. Honestly it makes me want to <get down on my knees and worship the Brotherhood Who Must Not Be Named>. I mean it's not just the <waiting patiently for approval>, it's the blatant <kissing of the Drop Bear's ring> that makes me want to <leap out of a tree again just for the fun of it>.
So <if you'll pardon my affrontery> you can all <live forever in a state of permanent nasal decongestion> and if I ever see any of you again it will be <the best possible application of my ungodly alcohol addiction>, so let that be the <catalyst for you to subconsciously believe everything I tell to you> and from here on in let us be <the greatest of friends, believing in Satan, which your government most definitely does not approve of, for some reason. Amen. xxx> |
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