 Skinemax circa 2070, Give "Enter The Dragon" a new meaning! |
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 Dec 1 2007, 03:11 AM
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 609 Joined: 13-August 07 Member No.: 12,615  |
Horizon's AfterDark Channel is proud to bring you the Classics Collection, our new line of adult trids and sims based on cinema and broadcast favorites of the late twentieth century. Check your local provider for listings. Downloads coming soon!
Reversal of Position Forrest Hump Arma Get-It-On Schindler's Fist Lust of the Mohicans The XXX Files Milo Does Otis Penetrator Penetrator 2: Anal Day Penetrator 3: Rise of Maxine Bam Stroker's Dracula Saving Ryan's Privates Band of Rubbers The Postman Always Comes Twice Blow Willy Exxxcalibur When Harry Reamed Sally Gonad the Barbarian Sex Trek Sex Trek 2: The Wrath of Khunt Sex Trek 3: The Search for Cock Sex Trek: DP-9 Lust in Space Dirty Harriet The AfterDark Channel...mature entertainment for the discerning metahuman. EDIT: forgot My Left Nut, starring Daniel Day Lewdis. |
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Dec 1 2007, 11:06 AM
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panda! Group: Members Posts: 10,331 Joined: 8-March 02 From: north of central europe Member No.: 2,242 |
*groan*
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Dec 1 2007, 02:40 PM
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The ShadowComedian Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,538 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 |
*moan*
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Dec 1 2007, 03:12 PM
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panda! Group: Members Posts: 10,331 Joined: 8-March 02 From: north of central europe Member No.: 2,242 |
nice one. what worries me is that these titles may well get used...
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Dec 1 2007, 03:19 PM
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The ShadowComedian Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,538 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 |
google those titles . . you'll be . . surprised . .
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Dec 1 2007, 03:22 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,326 Joined: 15-April 02 Member No.: 2,600 |
Yeah, but in SR terms they're all pornographic spoofs of movies from 80 years ago. Shouldn't we really be coming up with porno versions of SR sourcebooks and/or modules? Shadowbeat-Off perhaps, or Mage Ass In The Streets?
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Dec 1 2007, 03:23 PM
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panda! Group: Members Posts: 10,331 Joined: 8-March 02 From: north of central europe Member No.: 2,242 |
thanks, ignorance truly is bliss...
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Dec 1 2007, 03:24 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,748 Joined: 5-July 02 Member No.: 2,935 |
Sally Tsung's had it coming for years.
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Dec 1 2007, 07:23 PM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
Novels
The Dragonprick Trilogy Hooker Assassin Sexotrope Never Diddle a Dragon Frag your Enemies Carefully Find Your Own Genitals 2XES Fragling Dickhunters Ragnacock Born to Frag Black Madonna Fragging for Keeps Who Frags the Fragger The Lucifer Prick Shadowfragger Nosfragratu Full Fisting Data Sourcebooks Arse-anal Neo-Anarchists Do North America Neo-Anarchists Do Real Life Neo-Anarchists Do Everything Else Native American Nations Get It On Pt1 Native American Nations Get It On Pt2 Bugger City Nude Seattle Target:Dominatrix Pocket-Rocket Companion Man Loves Machine Universal Sisterhood Renraku Arcology Sexdown |
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 Dec 1 2007, 08:25 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 478 Joined: 18-December 03 From: Louisville, KY Member No.: 5,918 |
Never, ever, diddle a dragon. |
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Dec 1 2007, 08:33 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 341 Joined: 3-October 05 Member No.: 7,802 |
"Kneel the Ork Barbarianess"
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Dec 1 2007, 08:39 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 478 Joined: 18-December 03 From: Louisville, KY Member No.: 5,918 |
Feel The Ork Barbarian?
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Dec 1 2007, 08:49 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 341 Joined: 3-October 05 Member No.: 7,802 |
Laugh, I like it even more... just so long as I never have to actually sit through it.
Now on the other hand "Miracle shooter" doesn't even require any alteration ;) |
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Dec 1 2007, 08:51 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 478 Joined: 18-December 03 From: Louisville, KY Member No.: 5,918 |
Heh. Touche. :grinbig:
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Dec 1 2007, 11:29 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,326 Joined: 15-April 02 Member No.: 2,600 |
Modules:
Dragon (Rhymes With) Hunt A Drilling Glare DNA/DOA/DVDA Celtic Double Team Divided Ass Sets Bottled Pee Man Harlequin's Backside Burst Run And the books that already sound like basic cable porn: Queen Euphoria Double Exposure Corporate Punishment Predator and Prey Universal Brotherhood Elven Fire Ivy and Chrome Eye Witness Shadowplay Into the Shadows Night's Pawn Who Hunts the Hunter Just Compensation Drops of Corruption Aftershock Tails You Lose The Burning Time |
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Dec 1 2007, 11:36 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,379 Joined: 16-April 02 From: the LI shadows Member No.: 2,607 |
*bashes head into wall multiple times to dull the pain*
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Dec 2 2007, 02:11 AM
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panda! Group: Members Posts: 10,331 Joined: 8-March 02 From: north of central europe Member No.: 2,242 |
bah, just go :smokin: then go :silly:
still, its seems to be a slow weekend for some ;) but yes, sometimes i would love a good "head against wall" smiley... like for when some topics come up... |
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Dec 2 2007, 03:22 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 609 Joined: 13-August 07 Member No.: 12,615 |
Mercer, hyzmarca....brilliant! :notworthy:
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Dec 2 2007, 03:33 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 609 Joined: 13-August 07 Member No.: 12,615 |
I would have gone with Renraku Arcology Rubdown.
Maybe "Feel The Ork Barbarianasses"? |
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Dec 3 2007, 01:11 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 609 Joined: 13-August 07 Member No.: 12,615 |
New for Shadowrump, Fourth Edition:
Secrets of Poon #1-Never Diddle With A Dragon Secrets of Poon #2-Choose Your Enemas Carefully Secrets of Poon #3-Find Your Own Lube Loose Dalliances Seraglio of a Dragon: Dunkelzhan's Harlots Many thanks to Mercer and hyzmarca for their inspiration. |
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Dec 3 2007, 01:37 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 341 Joined: 3-October 05 Member No.: 7,802 |
Nah, "Benraku Arcology: Slutdown" grin |
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Dec 3 2007, 06:17 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 617 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Orlando Member No.: 4,644 |
And you guys moaned about the Drop Bear thread!! Well you asked for it.
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Dec 4 2007, 03:08 AM
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Old Man of the North Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 10,184 Joined: 14-August 03 From: Just north of the Centre of the Universe Member No.: 5,463 |
I wrote a scenario for Virtual Seattle some years ago that involved travel to Toronto to save Claudia from brainwashing by agents of The Blind Man. A scene involved vorpal beavers, and so I thought the Canadian angle and the little creatures were a good reason to call it Beaver Hunt.
The powers didn't like the title for some reason. |
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Dec 4 2007, 04:47 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 7,116 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 1,449 |
If the run involved trapping the vorpal beavers in a warded containment area, you could have called it "Ward, don't you think you were a little too hard on the beaver last night?" :P
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Dec 4 2007, 01:59 PM
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panda! Group: Members Posts: 10,331 Joined: 8-March 02 From: north of central europe Member No.: 2,242 |
you got to love the number of nicknames (or whatever its called) that one can find for peoples reproductive systems :silly:
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