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Reversal of Position
Forrest Hump
Arma Get-It-On
Schindler's Fist
Lust of the Mohicans
The XXX Files
Milo Does Otis
Penetrator
Penetrator 2: Anal Day
Penetrator 3: Rise of Maxine
Bam Stroker's Dracula
Saving Ryan's Privates
Band of Rubbers
The Postman Always Comes Twice
Blow Willy
Exxxcalibur
When Harry Reamed Sally
Gonad the Barbarian
Sex Trek
Sex Trek 2: The Wrath of Khunt
Sex Trek 3: The Search for Cock
Sex Trek: DP-9
Lust in Space
Dirty Harriet

The AfterDark Channel...mature entertainment for the discerning metahuman.

EDIT: forgot My Left Nut, starring Daniel Day Lewdis.

*groan*

*moan*

nice one. what worries me is that these titles may well get used...

google those titles . . you'll be . . surprised . .

Yeah, but in SR terms they're all pornographic spoofs of movies from 80 years ago. Shouldn't we really be coming up with porno versions of SR sourcebooks and/or modules? Shadowbeat-Off perhaps, or Mage Ass In The Streets?

thanks, ignorance truly is bliss...

Sally Tsung's had it coming for years.

Novels
The Dragonprick Trilogy
Hooker Assassin
Sexotrope
Never Diddle a Dragon
Frag your Enemies Carefully
Find Your Own Genitals
2XES
Fragling
Dickhunters
Ragnacock
Born to Frag
Black Madonna
Fragging for Keeps
Who Frags the Fragger
The Lucifer Prick
Shadowfragger
Nosfragratu
Full Fisting Data

Sourcebooks
Arse-anal
Neo-Anarchists Do North America
Neo-Anarchists Do Real Life
Neo-Anarchists Do Everything Else
Native American Nations Get It On Pt1
Native American Nations Get It On Pt2
Bugger City
Nude Seattle
Target:Dominatrix
Pocket-Rocket Companion
Man Loves Machine
Universal Sisterhood
Renraku Arcology Sexdown

"Kneel the Ork Barbarianess"

Feel The Ork Barbarian?

Laugh, I like it even more... just so long as I never have to actually sit through it.

Now on the other hand "Miracle shooter" doesn't even require any alteration

Heh. Touche.

Modules:
Dragon (Rhymes With) Hunt
A Drilling Glare
DNA/DOA/DVDA
Celtic Double Team
Divided Ass Sets
Bottled Pee Man
Harlequin's Backside
Burst Run

And the books that already sound like basic cable porn:
Queen Euphoria
Double Exposure
Corporate Punishment
Predator and Prey
Universal Brotherhood
Elven Fire
Ivy and Chrome
Eye Witness
Shadowplay
Into the Shadows
Night's Pawn
Who Hunts the Hunter
Just Compensation
Drops of Corruption
Aftershock
Tails You Lose
The Burning Time

*bashes head into wall multiple times to dull the pain*

bah, just go then go
still, its seems to be a slow weekend for some

but yes, sometimes i would love a good "head against wall" smiley...
like for when some topics come up...

Mercer, hyzmarca....brilliant!

I would have gone with Renraku Arcology Rubdown.

Maybe "Feel The Ork Barbarianasses"?

New for Shadowrump, Fourth Edition:

Secrets of Poon #1-Never Diddle With A Dragon
Secrets of Poon #2-Choose Your Enemas Carefully
Secrets of Poon #3-Find Your Own Lube
Loose Dalliances
Seraglio of a Dragon: Dunkelzhan's Harlots

Many thanks to Mercer and hyzmarca for their inspiration.

And you guys moaned about the Drop Bear thread!! Well you asked for it.

I wrote a scenario for Virtual Seattle some years ago that involved travel to Toronto to save Claudia from brainwashing by agents of The Blind Man. A scene involved vorpal beavers, and so I thought the Canadian angle and the little creatures were a good reason to call it Beaver Hunt.

The powers didn't like the title for some reason.

If the run involved trapping the vorpal beavers in a warded containment area, you could have called it "Ward, don't you think you were a little too hard on the beaver last night?"

you got to love the number of nicknames (or whatever its called) that one can find for peoples reproductive systems

The Shapeshift spell has done wonders for furry porn, and removable cyberlimbs have done wonders for amputee porn. And then there's "Turn to Juicy, Salty, Squirting Goo".

(Sure, you can remove their cyberware from the goo, but then you gotta bleach it.)

I dunno 6W well enough to think of many trid titles to parody; what can we do with "Combat Mage"?

Orxanne, you don't have to put on the red light...

If you're facing mutant beavers, you need the special dikoted katana called the "Beaver Cleaver".

"Debbie Does Dwarves"
"Elf Girls Gone Wild!"
"Aztlan Anal Adventures"
"Trolls, and the Girls Who Love Them"
"Astral Voyeurs"
"Matrix Menage' a Troi"
"VR Voyeurism"
"Bunraku Bondage"

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FreeJack-Off
Brokeback Mountain 2: Saddlesore Canyon
Doing Miss Daisy
Intercourse With A Vampire (Starring Tom Scruise and Brad Pito)
Fisting For Dollars
The Goodtime Girl
Ben-DovHur
Stuff It In Beckham
House On Hymen Hill
The English Pervert
The Dungeons of Narnia: Lord Byron, His Bitch, and Their Wardrobe
The Count of Mons Veneris
Cockadile Dundee
Glory-Hole
Lauren of Labia
Orifice Space
The Usual Sluts
The Shawshank Reacharound

The AfterDark Channel...where dreams really do cum true!

To steal from apollo

Debbie Does Dwarves: Corporate Download

Fastjacker: Matrix Mistress

Like that time I'd remarked that the Malkavian female from VtM: Bloodlines, was some cruel perverted form of alice in wonderland.. That would make Alice in pornoland right? .. A googling later and both me and my friend shook our heads in disbelief

reminds me of a song by this (crude) comedy duo we used to listen to back in Highschool. it was something like "How many animals are in my ladies pantyhose?"


Shaving Ryan's Privates?
M.A.S.H. (Multi Anal Sex Hospital)
Shaun Does the Dead
Sex Trek VI: The Undiscovered ____tree
Superb-Man 4: The Quest for 'a Piece'
Buggered City
Inspect Her Gadget
Rooster RugBurn
A Tale of Two (well you get where that one is going)
Anal-Stesia
Dickey Mouse: Steamboat Willey

Dickey Mouse: Instant Lawsuit

What? Disney isn't a mega?

would fall under parody
unless of course thats thrown out, but i dont see that because megas want it available

and besides, who said Di$ney wasn't the ones to make it?
you think they are still "kid" focused in 2070?
lol

with their "Minnie Mouse-engill" feminine hygiene product line

Point.

But I still say they'll cybermancy Walt back from the grave... and turn him loose on IP infringers.

Besides, the way things are going parody might be illegal

oooh then some Houngan can mount the spirit of Weird Al and strike out on a crusade to bring the people parody and wackiness!!
the stuff of legends!!!

And runner drinking songs. I think we might be onto something here.

We should right it up for Missions

Imagine the hard sell on that one.

"Okay! Imagine this! Cyberzombie Walt Disney Vs. Hougan possessed Wierd Al with the runners caught in the cross fire! It's pure gold!"

What about the evil german accent "guvernator class" cyberzombie with minigun arms? ´
"I did say i would be back, and now I am! Nooo get to tha choppah!!"

See, now someone has to make a SR RPG using simple RPG editor tools, put it online, and have these porn titles scattered throughout the game.

Harlotquin
Harlotquin's Back
Dragons of the Sexth World

SOTA: 2069
Mr Johnson's Little Black Book (of Hookers)
Sex Survival Guide
Drag Queens of the Sixth World
Cyber Ass-pirates
California Very Free State
Tir na Scrog
Blood in the Bedroom (maybe too much...)

Shadowrun: where woman meets a magical machine.

"Man and Machine: your guide to cybersex"

you are sick
I like it

Damn it. No hide in the corner and cry emoticons.

Great thread

now that's what I'm talkin' about!

in situations like these its better to use anyways

This reminds me of the 2nd or 3rd Shadowrun I ran.... one player was all I get on the Matrix on my comm link.... and start looking for porn...

So I shake my head and ask what kind of porn and he's all BDSM..... and that how he found the Troll/Dwarf (all male extravaganza) BDSM website (The only one with all Dwarf masters!)

Due to other plotlines, the fixers matrix program contacts him at this point.... "Need Work"


He never did turn on that comm link again.......

Here are a couple more:

The Spread Eagle Incident
Bottled Semen
Universal Motherhood
Ivy & Gnome
Whorizon
Magic in the Sack
Tir Tamer
Cybersexology
Bone Star

EDIT: Argh, these just came to mind...

The Big D
The Big D: Rides Again!
The Big D: In Dallas
The Big D: In Dakota
The Big D: Saddle Sore

Excuse me while I go bleach my brain.

EDIT 2: The bleach isn't working...

M4M/A2M
Cockatrist
The Big D: Strikes Back!
The Big D: Brotherly Love

hmm, maybe lobotomy by way of a .45 helps?

Unfortunately, the closest thing I have is a Nerf Maverick.

may be just as well

still, nerfs can be scary...

oh wait, its snurf, not nerf, but still:
http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20010206
http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20010209