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Wounded Ronin
I just realized that Horrors probably have tentacles.
kanislatrans
or even eleventacles! wobble.gif
Hocus Pocus
lol. good stuff guys!
DocTaotsu
It just came to me, one of those most popular simsense porno's of all time....

MoM: MILF's of Metas

My question is, do orks die pretty or do they start lookin old at 30?
Moon-Hawk
QUOTE (DocTaotsu @ Apr 29 2008, 08:35 AM) *
My question is, do orks die pretty or do they start lookin old at 30?

That all depends on how much money they have. But that's true for everyone.
Zhan Shi
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Hocus Pocus
keep'em coming
Wounded Ronin
LOL, after that request to keep them coming the thread ground to a halt.
Stahlseele
Orxploitation Now!: see the young Ork-Chicks REALLY grind some stuff!
masterofm
Common guys all of your titles are "classic porn" if you use something that has a movie title taken from today. Here is some more recent SR pron from "The lovin' channel"


Other films -

Bubba the love troll in: Prison escapades - ass ahoy
Bubba the love troll in: Prison escapades 2 - the search for more ass
Bubba the love troll in: Prison passion, smooth running >.<

Whipping greenskins (in the blooper reel the "hawt" elf chick and she is complaining how her arm is tried from hitting the troll with the whip all day and him barely feeling it)

Tantric sex - for Dwarfs

The Little people vs. the Big people - who will cum out on top?

Best Little Whorehouse in Seattle

Dirty Secrets

Little Bo Peep - hidden Johnson toilet cams

(wait one second..... *spew* ok I'm better now)

Hidey Holes
Hidey Holes 2 - skin pockets

Full coverage

Silent AssAssin - "I'm in position"

Adept AssAssin - "They never knew what hit them"

Augmentation - Furries addition

Dunky does it doggy style

Love of the titians: Dragon on Troll action

I don't think the actors survive in the last two films though
Zhan Shi
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Horny Old Men
The Golden Shower Girls
Lorenzo's Semen
Rumprunner
A Buggerer's Life
Ghost Nut Busters
In Lust And War
Rogering Roy: The Real Reason Scotsmen Wear Kilts
Orgy, She Wrote
Joannie Mnemonic: Fire In My Loins
A Warm, Wet Place
Gone For Sloppy Seconds

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Hocus Pocus
keep'em coming



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masterofm
Smooth running

Troll sandwich - caught between a rock and a hard place

Prison snach - dropping the soap

Trolling for Humanis (vids where trolls capture brotherhood members and show them who's boss)

Possessed bug human sex slaves VII

Donkey punch love

Fatal fisting

Pornomancer - sex

Pornomancer 2 - the extremely short search for more sex

Pornomancer 3 - caught by the police (and then sex)

Pornomancer 4 - Ponormancer vs. Bubba the love troll
Sir_Psycho
Club Sandwich (a three way sim set at a golf club)
Root Canal (A pron sim set in a dentist's office)
masterofm
Sir_Psycho that totally crossed the line! I mean I can't believe you just suggested that. You should be ashamed! biggrin.gif rotfl.gif
Zhan Shi
masterofm... notworthy.gif

I concede. You are indeed the Master. grinbig.gif I almost peed my pants, I was laughing so hard!
Sir_Psycho
Hey, the corpers need their softcore!

Ah, the things we came up with in year 11 english.
masterofm
To which part are you conceding? That part where I was being silly about Sir_Psycho or the movie titles? When I made the pornomancer movies I laughed pretty hard myself thinking those up. Number 2 and 3 for some reason really tickle my funny bone.
paws2sky
Pornomancer 5: The Big Score
Troll Mamas: BBW in peril
Troll Mamas: XXXL Edition


The popular Atlantis At Night series is revisited by new director, Alberto S. Long. This new installment follows Ox Stonehammer, the would-be Dwarf king as he battles against the forces of darkness, both on the field of battle, and his in own bed chamber! A must see!

Stonehammer, Part 1 "The Coming Storm"
masterofm
In any pron title you have to replace the o with u when writing out come or coming. Cume on paws2sky you should know that! Anyways I got a few more, although they are not quite as good or origional.


Sex - the movie

Vintage 2050's porn ("Man I can't believe people used to sport those tats, and those sideburns... how lame")

The Pleasure Palace *With extra footage of a man getting slapped by a cheese grater*

Fire in the Hole! - unrated edition

Someone set us up the sex - You have no chance to survive make your time (when Japanese translation of porn just fails)

Skip Wang in: Down under

Skip Wang in: Down under 2 - the other side

Debbie does everyone within a one mile radius - She's going the distance, she's going for speed, she's all alone in a time of need.

teh winzor - hawt elven gamer chicks show it all and then some!

The Porn Virus - no.... it's legit porn... trust me biggrin.gif MUA HA HA HA HA! I mean... legit

XXXXXXXXXXXXxxXXXXXxXx!!!one!!1!

Corporate Sex factory - just when you thought it was safe to go to work.

Sucker punch sex - "I totally nailed them!"

Now the bigger question is sex films totally legit and mainstream? Would it then make sense that pron adds might be like those paper towel adds (the ones that say they are 20% more absorbent then the other leading brands?) For instance like

Sex Orgy Party 7 - now with 30% more orgy then any of our competitors orgy movies

or maybe

Orifices - Now in Porn'O'vision ™ !
Stahlseele
i don't know if it's been done allready:
Alice in Wonderland! - Down the Rabbits Hole! featuring the Presidents Favourite!
Wounded Ronin
Physad Donkey Puncher
Thrilling Hands
Heightened Reflexes I
Heightened Reflexes II
Heightened Reflexes III
Don Juan's Traceless Walk
Rooting
Temperature Tolerance
Improved Senses: Touch
Improved Flexibility: A Seattle Bondage Works Special
Blowhard Mauler, Troll Physad


And for those Renfaire types...

Animal Empathy
Shocking Grasp
Mystery of the Stinking Cloud
Bone of the Lich King
The Bloody Pipe of Elminster
Zhan Shi
Shouldn't that be Boner of the Lich King? grinbig.gif

Maybe...

Mystery of the Stinking Cloud: The Quest for Vagisil

Dear God...I really need to get a life. And a good psychiatrist.
Hocus Pocus
revel in the debauchery, and the shrink will tell you to indulge your ID, starting with her, a very hot and sexy shink looking over her glasses seductively at you. Definate hots
Cold-Dragon
It's when I have to think of these things (silly me for just worrying about the 'regular' kinks of the world), that I wonder what all the new paranormal beings think of them. I don't mean the elves or trolls, but the unicorns, spirits, especially the dragons.

Anyone remember that line in one of the books (Street Magic I think), where a rare reagent is bodily fluid from a dragon (you want me to do WHAT in that cup?)?

There's that, and now there's these...Really, what do they think?

Or did Dunkelzahn have an account on some adult matrix site, hmm?

And diddle makes me laugh.

Of course, both make me wonder just how many dragons are there really per se? With simsense and whatnot, clearly they don't need a real dragon for these things...*face palms*

Darn you Zhan, darn you.
Sir_Psycho
QUOTE
Pornomancer 5: The Big Score

Pornomancer 6: Hard negotiations

QUOTE (Wounded Ronin)
Thrilling Hands


This is awesome.

Also, for the japanese market:

Idoru: Bukkake Worship.
Idoru II: Tissues Time (NSFW)
Nostalgic Jester
Pornomancer 7: "Hostile Takeover" smile.gif
masterofm
The Pornomancer 15 disk collection: One look and your hooked

Barrel of Monkey porn - you don't wanna know... or do you?

Hidden passages

The secrete garden

Scrazzle the crack whore in "How to get your next fix"

Getting "all up ons that" 101

Puppet Migee and the clit
Sir_Psycho
Pornomancer 8: True Pornomance. (guest director Quentin Tarantino personafix chip)
Chrysalis
Dragons Come First
Sexual Assault Cyborgs from Hell
Renraku Arcology Sexdown
Once a Deus a Threesome
masterofm
Trogdor - and the dragon cums in the niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Bustin' it out - Gnomes, trolls, and a mage with the heal spell who loved them

Cyber hooters

Feral cities - meow


Although can you seriously imagine what the heal spell would do to the S&M scene in shadowrun? Three words - Monowhips and heal
InfinityzeN
I don't think heal works too well if you actually slice off the limb completely. Though it would allow the masci's to get beat on a whole lot harder.
masterofm
Not according to SR4 rules. You can also just reattach the limb as well after cutting it off. I mean even a rating 6 medkit will do it for you in about 24 seconds.

Pornomancer collectors addition - you will be dry humping your comlink before the day is done.
Chrysalis
The Lion, the witch and the wardrobe: fiddling with the ice queen

My little Hot teen centaur pony #2

Putting the cock back in cockroach

Universal Brotherhood: Going Deep in Chicago

and the piece de resistance:

[ Spoiler ]
Draco18s
Pornomancer 9: Zero Divided by One

[ Spoiler ]


My Mistress the Necromancer (and the things she rezzed me for)

USB 2.0: The New Universal Sex Bot

Dominatrix: The Dragon's Mistress.

SURGE: Furries Hit The Red Lights

Clawing Off: My Sexy Eagle Shapeshifter

Winging It: A Dragon's Sex Life
(Pun: Warning: NSFW image, view at your own risk. You've been warned)

Making a Big Splash: Here Cums Haesslich
(Pun: Last Haesslich was seen he plummeted out of the sky into Pudget Sound)

Love of the Spirit (vol 1: Earth): Rock Hard
Love of the Spirit (vol 2: Air): Ephemeral Bliss
Love of the Spirit (vol 3: Fire): Burning Lust
Love of the Spirit (vol 4: Water): Deep Relations
masterofm
Binding - spirit S&M

Devil rats in heat 2

I think another common thing you might see is old remakes of movies where everyone gets "bizzay"

Mind control moments - she really will do anything he says.
Sir_Psycho
Pornomancer 10: Working Every Angle
Tyro
QUOTE (masterofm @ Feb 10 2009, 01:19 AM) *
<snip>
Although can you seriously imagine what the heal spell would do to the S&M scene in shadowrun? Three words - Monowhips and heal

Can you imagine what a vampire (or shapeshifter, or other regenerating sentient) masochist would be like?! "Edgy" is not a strong enough word. "Clifflike" comes to mind.
Dumori
QUOTE (Tyro @ Feb 13 2009, 12:49 AM) *
Can you imagine what a vampire (or shapeshifter, or other regenerating sentient) masochist would be like?! "Edgy" is not a strong enough word. "Clifflike" comes to mind.

must resit urge to place in game. It would be lost on dome or my players any way.
Chrysalis
How about surgical porn?

Doctor feelgood

Electric pussy boogie

I love my xenotransplant sissy girl

men to fem

Sir_Psycho
QUOTE (Chrysalis @ Feb 12 2009, 08:21 PM) *
How about surgical porn?

Dental Porn?

Root Canal.

Drilling in the dentist's chair.

Oral Exam: The Right Tool for The Job.
hobgoblin
QUOTE (Tyro @ Feb 13 2009, 01:49 AM) *
Can you imagine what a vampire (or shapeshifter, or other regenerating sentient) masochist would be like?! "Edgy" is not a strong enough word. "Clifflike" comes to mind.


was it the second or third blade movie where we got a view of the vampire scene? complete with people having fully cuntional zippers installed in their skin, allowing access to the muscle tissues of the upper body...
Tachi
The second Blade, during the club scene... and yeah, that surgical porn thing reminded me of that as well. That chick with her back laid (heh) open along her spine was definitely, um, interesting.

hmmm...

Karl Kocksman/Mage

Suki Pink-Flower and the Astral Ass Raping
InfinityzeN
QUOTE (Tachi @ Feb 13 2009, 04:28 AM) *
Suki Pink-Flower and the Astral Ass Raping


biggrin.gif grinbig.gif biggrin.gif grinbig.gif

That one had me rotfl.gif for some reason...
Chrysalis
Ham and Cheese

Anal Rampage #13
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