 Skinemax circa 2070, Give "Enter The Dragon" a new meaning! |
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 573 Joined: 17-September 07 Member No.: 13,319  |
The Shapeshift spell has done wonders for furry porn, and removable cyberlimbs have done wonders for amputee porn. And then there's "Turn to Juicy, Salty, Squirting Goo".
(Sure, you can remove their cyberware from the goo, but then you gotta bleach it.) I dunno 6W well enough to think of many trid titles to parody; what can we do with "Combat Mage"? Orxanne, you don't have to put on the red light... If you're facing mutant beavers, you need the special dikoted katana called the "Beaver Cleaver". |
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Dec 5 2007, 06:24 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 458 Joined: 28-March 05 From: NA/UCAS/IN/ Member No.: 7,246 |
"Debbie Does Dwarves"
"Elf Girls Gone Wild!" "Aztlan Anal Adventures" "Trolls, and the Girls Who Love Them" "Astral Voyeurs" "Matrix Menage' a Troi" "VR Voyeurism" "Bunraku Bondage" :wobble: |
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Apr 18 2008, 04:19 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 609 Joined: 13-August 07 Member No.: 12,615 |
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Apr 18 2008, 06:20 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,991 Joined: 1-February 08 From: Off the rock! Back In America! WOOOOO! Member No.: 15,601 |
To steal from apollo
Debbie Does Dwarves: Corporate Download Fastjacker: Matrix Mistress |
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Apr 18 2008, 01:47 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,930 Joined: 9-April 05 From: Scandinavian Union Member No.: 7,310 |
QUOTE (Stahlseele @ Dec 1 2007, 05:19 PM)  google those titles . . you'll be . . surprised . . Like that time I'd remarked that the Malkavian female from VtM: Bloodlines, was some cruel perverted form of alice in wonderland.. That would make Alice in pornoland right? .. A googling later and both me and my friend shook our heads in disbelief |
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Apr 18 2008, 03:59 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 438 Joined: 21-September 07 From: Houston Member No.: 13,369 |
QUOTE (hobgoblin @ Dec 4 2007, 07:59 AM) you got to love the number of nicknames (or whatever its called) that one can find for peoples reproductive systems (IMG:style_emoticons/default/silly.gif) reminds me of a song by this (crude) comedy duo we used to listen to back in Highschool. it was something like "How many animals are in my ladies pantyhose?" Shaving Ryan's Privates? M.A.S.H. (Multi Anal Sex Hospital) Shaun Does the Dead Sex Trek VI: The Undiscovered ____tree Superb-Man 4: The Quest for 'a Piece' Buggered City Inspect Her Gadget Rooster RugBurn A Tale of Two (well you get where that one is going) Anal-Stesia Dickey Mouse: Steamboat Willey |
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Apr 18 2008, 04:21 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,991 Joined: 1-February 08 From: Off the rock! Back In America! WOOOOO! Member No.: 15,601 |
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Apr 18 2008, 04:28 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 438 Joined: 21-September 07 From: Houston Member No.: 13,369 |
QUOTE (DocTaotsu @ Apr 18 2008, 10:21 AM) would fall under parody unless of course thats thrown out, but i dont see that because megas want it available and besides, who said Di$ney wasn't the ones to make it? you think they are still "kid" focused in 2070? lol with their "Minnie Mouse-engill" feminine hygiene product line |
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Apr 18 2008, 04:32 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,991 Joined: 1-February 08 From: Off the rock! Back In America! WOOOOO! Member No.: 15,601 |
Point.
But I still say they'll cybermancy Walt back from the grave... and turn him loose on IP infringers. Besides, the way things are going parody might be illegal (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) |
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Apr 18 2008, 04:34 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 438 Joined: 21-September 07 From: Houston Member No.: 13,369 |
oooh then some Houngan can mount the spirit of Weird Al and strike out on a crusade to bring the people parody and wackiness!!
the stuff of legends!!! |
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Apr 18 2008, 04:38 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,991 Joined: 1-February 08 From: Off the rock! Back In America! WOOOOO! Member No.: 15,601 |
And runner drinking songs. I think we might be onto something here.
We should right it up for Missions (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) Imagine the hard sell on that one. "Okay! Imagine this! Cyberzombie Walt Disney Vs. Hougan possessed Wierd Al with the runners caught in the cross fire! It's pure gold!" |
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Apr 18 2008, 05:28 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,930 Joined: 9-April 05 From: Scandinavian Union Member No.: 7,310 |
What about the evil german accent "guvernator class" cyberzombie with minigun arms? ´
"I did say i would be back, and now I am! Nooo get to tha choppah!!" |
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Apr 18 2008, 05:32 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,640 Joined: 6-June 04 Member No.: 6,383 |
See, now someone has to make a SR RPG using simple RPG editor tools, put it online, and have these porn titles scattered throughout the game.
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Apr 18 2008, 07:55 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 438 Joined: 21-September 07 From: Houston Member No.: 13,369 |
Harlotquin
Harlotquin's Back Dragons of the Sexth World |
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Apr 18 2008, 08:01 PM
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Street Doc Group: Admin Posts: 3,508 Joined: 2-March 04 From: Neverwhere Member No.: 6,114 |
SOTA: 2069
Mr Johnson's Little Black Book (of Hookers) Sex Survival Guide Drag Queens of the Sixth World Cyber Ass-pirates California Very Free State Tir na Scrog Blood in the Bedroom (maybe too much...) Shadowrun: where woman meets a magical machine. |
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Apr 18 2008, 08:08 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,930 Joined: 9-April 05 From: Scandinavian Union Member No.: 7,310 |
"Man and Machine: your guide to cybersex"
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Apr 18 2008, 08:09 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 438 Joined: 21-September 07 From: Houston Member No.: 13,369 |
QUOTE (Method @ Apr 18 2008, 02:01 PM) Tir na Scrog you are sick I like it (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rotfl.gif) |
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Apr 18 2008, 09:02 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 993 Joined: 5-December 05 From: Crying in the wilderness Member No.: 8,047 |
Damn it. No hide in the corner and cry emoticons. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rotfl.gif)
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Apr 21 2008, 05:56 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 533 Joined: 26-February 02 From: In a hot tub, with lots of bubbles and champagne waiting for you. Member No.: 1,972 |
Great thread
now that's what I'm talkin' about! |
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Apr 21 2008, 08:55 AM
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panda! Group: Members Posts: 10,331 Joined: 8-March 02 From: north of central europe Member No.: 2,242 |
QUOTE (Pendaric @ Apr 18 2008, 11:02 PM) Damn it. No hide in the corner and cry emoticons. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rotfl.gif) in situations like these its better to use (IMG:style_emoticons/default/silly.gif) anyways (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) |
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Apr 21 2008, 09:50 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 75 Joined: 14-April 08 From: Spokane, Wa Member No.: 15,886 |
This reminds me of the 2nd or 3rd Shadowrun I ran.... one player was all I get on the Matrix on my comm link.... and start looking for porn...
So I shake my head and ask what kind of porn and he's all BDSM..... and that how he found the Troll/Dwarf (all male extravaganza) BDSM website (The only one with all Dwarf masters!) Due to other plotlines, the fixers matrix program contacts him at this point.... "Need Work" He never did turn on that comm link again....... |
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Apr 22 2008, 12:11 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,162 Joined: 16-November 07 Member No.: 14,229 |
Here are a couple more:
The Spread Eagle Incident Bottled Semen Universal Motherhood Ivy & Gnome Whorizon Magic in the Sack Tir Tamer Cybersexology Bone Star EDIT: Argh, these just came to mind... The Big D The Big D: Rides Again! The Big D: In Dallas The Big D: In Dakota The Big D: Saddle Sore Excuse me while I go bleach my brain. EDIT 2: The bleach isn't working... M4M/A2M Cockatrist The Big D: Strikes Back! The Big D: Brotherly Love |
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Apr 22 2008, 02:02 PM
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panda! Group: Members Posts: 10,331 Joined: 8-March 02 From: north of central europe Member No.: 2,242 |
hmm, maybe lobotomy by way of a .45 helps?
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Apr 22 2008, 02:14 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,162 Joined: 16-November 07 Member No.: 14,229 |
Unfortunately, the closest thing I have is a Nerf Maverick. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dead.gif)
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Apr 22 2008, 05:06 PM
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panda! Group: Members Posts: 10,331 Joined: 8-March 02 From: north of central europe Member No.: 2,242 |
may be just as well (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
still, nerfs can be scary... oh wait, its snurf, not nerf, but still: http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20010206 http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20010209 |
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