 Skinemax circa 2070, Give "Enter The Dragon" a new meaning! |
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 Apr 26 2008, 12:56 AM
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Great Dragon  Group: Members Posts: 6,640 Joined: 6-June 04 Member No.: 6,383  |
I just realized that Horrors probably have tentacles.
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Apr 26 2008, 03:50 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 602 Joined: 2-December 07 From: The corner of Detonation Boulevard and Fascination Street Member No.: 14,464 |
or even eleventacles! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wobble.gif)
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Apr 28 2008, 05:37 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 533 Joined: 26-February 02 From: In a hot tub, with lots of bubbles and champagne waiting for you. Member No.: 1,972 |
lol. good stuff guys!
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Apr 29 2008, 12:35 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,991 Joined: 1-February 08 From: Off the rock! Back In America! WOOOOO! Member No.: 15,601 |
It just came to me, one of those most popular simsense porno's of all time....
MoM: MILF's of Metas My question is, do orks die pretty or do they start lookin old at 30? |
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Apr 29 2008, 06:42 PM
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Genuine Artificial Intelligence Group: Members Posts: 4,019 Joined: 12-June 03 Member No.: 4,715 |
QUOTE (DocTaotsu @ Apr 29 2008, 08:35 AM)  My question is, do orks die pretty or do they start lookin old at 30? That all depends on how much money they have. But that's true for everyone. |
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Jun 20 2008, 10:56 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 609 Joined: 13-August 07 Member No.: 12,615 |
Horizon's AfterDark™ Channel continues their summer lineup. No matter your taste, we have what you're looking for!
Buttman Begins Tour of Booty Duty El Clit Southern Cumfart Mr. Holland's Anus The Right Hand Stuff Home Alone 4: The Joys of Adolescense Sluts in the City Laid in Manhattan Perverts of the Carribean: Curse of the Pearl Necklace Perverts of the Carribean: Dead Mans's Ass Perverts of the Carribean: At Whore's End Be sure to catch the premiere of our newest series, Tusk Love, starring Orxanne! The AfterDark Channel...whatever you desire. |
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Jun 22 2008, 02:18 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 533 Joined: 26-February 02 From: In a hot tub, with lots of bubbles and champagne waiting for you. Member No.: 1,972 |
keep'em coming
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Jul 19 2008, 07:17 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,640 Joined: 6-June 04 Member No.: 6,383 |
LOL, after that request to keep them coming the thread ground to a halt.
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Jul 19 2008, 09:56 PM
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The ShadowComedian Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,538 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 |
Orxploitation Now!: see the young Ork-Chicks REALLY grind some stuff!
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Jul 19 2008, 11:17 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,058 Joined: 4-February 08 Member No.: 15,640 |
Common guys all of your titles are "classic porn" if you use something that has a movie title taken from today. Here is some more recent SR pron from "The lovin' channel"
Other films - Bubba the love troll in: Prison escapades - ass ahoy Bubba the love troll in: Prison escapades 2 - the search for more ass Bubba the love troll in: Prison passion, smooth running >.< Whipping greenskins (in the blooper reel the "hawt" elf chick and she is complaining how her arm is tried from hitting the troll with the whip all day and him barely feeling it) Tantric sex - for Dwarfs The Little people vs. the Big people - who will cum out on top? Best Little Whorehouse in Seattle Dirty Secrets Little Bo Peep - hidden Johnson toilet cams (wait one second..... *spew* ok I'm better now) Hidey Holes Hidey Holes 2 - skin pockets Full coverage Silent AssAssin - "I'm in position" Adept AssAssin - "They never knew what hit them" Augmentation - Furries addition Dunky does it doggy style Love of the titians: Dragon on Troll action I don't think the actors survive in the last two films though |
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Jul 20 2008, 06:37 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 609 Joined: 13-August 07 Member No.: 12,615 |
Due to popular demand, the AfterDark™ Channel have decided to release our Fall lineup early. We will continue to do our utmost to please our devoted perv...uh...fans. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/love.gif)
Horny Old Men The Golden Shower Girls Lorenzo's Semen Rumprunner A Buggerer's Life Ghost Nut Busters In Lust And War Rogering Roy: The Real Reason Scotsmen Wear Kilts Orgy, She Wrote Joannie Mnemonic: Fire In My Loins A Warm, Wet Place Gone For Sloppy Seconds Downloads of our latest series, Harlequinny: Mysteries of the Pink Pavillion, available now! The AfterDark Channel...doing our best to service the Sixth World, and beyond! |
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Jul 21 2008, 03:50 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 533 Joined: 26-February 02 From: In a hot tub, with lots of bubbles and champagne waiting for you. Member No.: 1,972 |
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Jul 21 2008, 04:08 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,058 Joined: 4-February 08 Member No.: 15,640 |
Smooth running
Troll sandwich - caught between a rock and a hard place Prison snach - dropping the soap Trolling for Humanis (vids where trolls capture brotherhood members and show them who's boss) Possessed bug human sex slaves VII Donkey punch love Fatal fisting Pornomancer - sex Pornomancer 2 - the extremely short search for more sex Pornomancer 3 - caught by the police (and then sex) Pornomancer 4 - Ponormancer vs. Bubba the love troll |
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Jul 21 2008, 04:29 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,629 Joined: 14-December 06 Member No.: 10,361 |
Club Sandwich (a three way sim set at a golf club)
Root Canal (A pron sim set in a dentist's office) |
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Jul 21 2008, 04:39 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,058 Joined: 4-February 08 Member No.: 15,640 |
Sir_Psycho that totally crossed the line! I mean I can't believe you just suggested that. You should be ashamed! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rotfl.gif)
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Jul 21 2008, 05:04 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 609 Joined: 13-August 07 Member No.: 12,615 |
masterofm... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/notworthy.gif)
I concede. You are indeed the Master. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif) I almost peed my pants, I was laughing so hard! |
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Jul 21 2008, 05:10 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,629 Joined: 14-December 06 Member No.: 10,361 |
Hey, the corpers need their softcore!
Ah, the things we came up with in year 11 english. |
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Jul 21 2008, 05:28 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,058 Joined: 4-February 08 Member No.: 15,640 |
To which part are you conceding? That part where I was being silly about Sir_Psycho or the movie titles? When I made the pornomancer movies I laughed pretty hard myself thinking those up. Number 2 and 3 for some reason really tickle my funny bone.
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Jul 22 2008, 02:56 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,162 Joined: 16-November 07 Member No.: 14,229 |
Pornomancer 5: The Big Score
Troll Mamas: BBW in peril Troll Mamas: XXXL Edition The popular Atlantis At Night series is revisited by new director, Alberto S. Long. This new installment follows Ox Stonehammer, the would-be Dwarf king as he battles against the forces of darkness, both on the field of battle, and his in own bed chamber! A must see! Stonehammer, Part 1 "The Coming Storm" |
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Jul 22 2008, 03:24 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,058 Joined: 4-February 08 Member No.: 15,640 |
In any pron title you have to replace the o with u when writing out come or coming. Cume on paws2sky you should know that! Anyways I got a few more, although they are not quite as good or origional.
Sex - the movie Vintage 2050's porn ("Man I can't believe people used to sport those tats, and those sideburns... how lame") The Pleasure Palace *With extra footage of a man getting slapped by a cheese grater* Fire in the Hole! - unrated edition Someone set us up the sex - You have no chance to survive make your time (when Japanese translation of porn just fails) Skip Wang in: Down under Skip Wang in: Down under 2 - the other side Debbie does everyone within a one mile radius - She's going the distance, she's going for speed, she's all alone in a time of need. teh winzor - hawt elven gamer chicks show it all and then some! The Porn Virus - no.... it's legit porn... trust me (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) MUA HA HA HA HA! I mean... legit XXXXXXXXXXXXxxXXXXXxXx!!!one!!1! Corporate Sex factory - just when you thought it was safe to go to work. Sucker punch sex - "I totally nailed them!" Now the bigger question is sex films totally legit and mainstream? Would it then make sense that pron adds might be like those paper towel adds (the ones that say they are 20% more absorbent then the other leading brands?) For instance like Sex Orgy Party 7 - now with 30% more orgy then any of our competitors orgy movies or maybe Orifices - Now in Porn'O'vision ™ ! |
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Jul 22 2008, 07:35 PM
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The ShadowComedian Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,538 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 |
i don't know if it's been done allready:
Alice in Wonderland! - Down the Rabbits Hole! featuring the Presidents Favourite! |
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Jul 22 2008, 10:28 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 6,640 Joined: 6-June 04 Member No.: 6,383 |
Physad Donkey Puncher
Thrilling Hands Heightened Reflexes I Heightened Reflexes II Heightened Reflexes III Don Juan's Traceless Walk Rooting Temperature Tolerance Improved Senses: Touch Improved Flexibility: A Seattle Bondage Works Special Blowhard Mauler, Troll Physad And for those Renfaire types... Animal Empathy Shocking Grasp Mystery of the Stinking Cloud Bone of the Lich King The Bloody Pipe of Elminster |
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Jul 22 2008, 11:53 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 609 Joined: 13-August 07 Member No.: 12,615 |
Shouldn't that be Boner of the Lich King? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif)
Maybe... Mystery of the Stinking Cloud: The Quest for Vagisil Dear God...I really need to get a life. And a good psychiatrist. |
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Jul 27 2008, 03:09 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 533 Joined: 26-February 02 From: In a hot tub, with lots of bubbles and champagne waiting for you. Member No.: 1,972 |
revel in the debauchery, and the shrink will tell you to indulge your ID, starting with her, a very hot and sexy shink looking over her glasses seductively at you. Definate hots
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Jul 27 2008, 03:54 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 753 Joined: 31-October 03 Member No.: 5,780 |
It's when I have to think of these things (silly me for just worrying about the 'regular' kinks of the world), that I wonder what all the new paranormal beings think of them. I don't mean the elves or trolls, but the unicorns, spirits, especially the dragons.
Anyone remember that line in one of the books (Street Magic I think), where a rare reagent is bodily fluid from a dragon (you want me to do WHAT in that cup?)? There's that, and now there's these...Really, what do they think? Or did Dunkelzahn have an account on some adult matrix site, hmm? And diddle makes me laugh. Of course, both make me wonder just how many dragons are there really per se? With simsense and whatnot, clearly they don't need a real dragon for these things...*face palms* Darn you Zhan, darn you. |
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