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 Jun 28 2010, 02:54 AM
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 606 Joined: 14-April 08 From: Phoenix, AZ Member No.: 15,884  |
QUOTE (Yerameyahu @ Jun 27 2010, 07:45 PM)  Honestly, 'normal' adiposis would already give plenty of grotesque enhancement, with a body that matches. *shrug* It's still sexy to someone… Yep, but she specifically requested this adjustment. I'm betting this started from browsing BE sites. |
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Jun 28 2010, 03:05 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,705 Joined: 5-October 09 From: You are in a clearing Member No.: 17,722 |
Even at half a meter, I don't know that she would be able to see over them effectively...
I just.. Naw, dog. Naw. That shit doesn't even play in a game of Toon. |
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Jun 28 2010, 03:14 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 515 Joined: 27-May 10 From: Helios Space Station, L3 solar LaGrange Point Member No.: 18,624 |
QUOTE (Saint Sithney @ Jun 27 2010, 10:05 PM) Even at half a meter, I don't know that she would be able to see over them effectively... I just.. Naw, dog. Naw. That shit doesn't even play in a game of Toon. There's excessive, there's ridiculous, and then there's half-meter boobs. Personally, I would be terrified if I ever saw anything like that. Once you pass a certain threshold, silly turns abruptly into non-euclidean geometry. And we all know where that leads. |
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Jun 28 2010, 03:16 AM
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Advocatus Diaboli Group: Members Posts: 13,994 Joined: 20-November 07 From: USA Member No.: 14,282 |
Yup. But the thread does say 'joke', so it's not like they aren't aware how dumb. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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Jun 28 2010, 05:37 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 322 Joined: 19-July 09 From: CAS Member No.: 17,410 |
Well I can tell you that a 9" diameter is often aggravating to try and work around (had to make the hubby come over and help me with that measurement >.>) but thats discounting the squish factor, the right bra can make that much easier to work with (I know a lot of girls who even go so far as to take an ace bandage and sorta tape them down flat).
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Jun 28 2010, 03:34 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 56 Joined: 24-June 10 Member No.: 18,752 |
QUOTE (Saint Sithney @ Jun 27 2010, 11:05 PM) Even at half a meter, I don't know that she would be able to see over them effectively... I just.. Naw, dog. Naw. That shit doesn't even play in a game of Toon. Yeah, 180zzz. for stretches 'joke' about 145zzz too far. I get two mental pictures for this toon(sorry just cannot call it a character). One is a catgirl who has typical circumference ta-tas they just happen to be 7feet long, veritable missiles. The other is a piggirl who is uberly morbidly obese. |
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Jun 28 2010, 10:55 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,782 Joined: 28-August 09 Member No.: 17,566 |
QUOTE (Mongoose @ Jun 27 2010, 11:18 AM) Honestly, if being "taken seriously" is her goal, why doesn't she just go for an immersion lifestyle? Nobody knows you're Barbie in the matrix (unless you pick that as your avatar, which probably a lot of folks do). This. Something good can come of this. Consider this: QUOTE (HentaiZonga @ Jun 26 2010, 02:15 PM) She basically wants a tragedy - an ex-stripper/hooker with a body that absolutely CANNOT be taken seriously or seen as anything but a sex-object, trying desperately to get people to deal with her as a human being. She wants to add Day Job (still stripping/doing escort, because at least she knows what to expect and doesn't have to expect anything more) and Bi-polar (up when "performing", down when having to go out in public and deal with people *staring* at her) to her Negative Qualities. Zonga, you should consider giving your dryad player College Education/Technical school educations - or letting her work for it in-game.(instruction tests/karma for the quality) because.... people don't care what you look like on the matrix, and thats a plus for this character. There are almost -certainly- online classes and college degrees available in the sixth world. Running jobs on the side to pay for schooling is a classic way to start in the shadows, and get involved with problems trying to make more. In fact, I'd bet there are universities(or even shadow-schools) who, like docwagon, don't care where the money comes from - only that they get it. Also, "Hey. I have a degree in that. Let me try" is a very good way to force the issue of "I know useful things! Take me seriously, and stop staring!" for her teammates to deal with. Just some thoughts. That first session sounded hilarious. |
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