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Wounded Ronin
post Apr 28 2005, 08:34 PM
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OK...how many people here remember the show "The Master", where Lee Van Cleef played the role of a white ninja master?

http://doctor-forrester.home.mindspring.co...Cleef_still.jpg

Basically, Van Cleef's character had an 80s hair scary man side kick who went around with him and they would use boring asian pseudophilosophical cliches to solve everyone's problem. It was like a cheap knockoff of Kung Fu, but then Kung Fu: The Legend Continues ended up being like a cheap knockoff of The Master with the inclusion of a male sidekick with long hair. (The Master was a 1984 TV show so it came before Kung Fu: The Legend Continues.)

In any case, I think that The Master is fifty billion times cooler than Kung Fu because it has Sho Kosugi instead of David Carradine in it.

Anyway, this is my big question: I only have the first two episodes of The Master on DVD. However, I understand that there were 14 1 hour episodes, or something like that. Has anyone seen all 14 of the episodes? If so, can you tell me what ninja powers Lee Van Cleef exhibits? I want to make a Shadowrun physad based on Lee Van Cleef's character.

So far, in the first two episodes, I've seen:
Killing Hands (where Van Cleef severs someone's artery "with my fingers")
Athletics 6 (12) (tightrope walking, hanging to the bottom of a Mitsubishi)

Before I start making up a geriatric caucasian ninja (uh oh, sounds like we might be getting near Ashida Kim territory here) I just want to make sure that I know what all of Van Cleef's major shticks are.

Any information you might have would be appreciated. :)

And for those of you who haven't seen The Master, you owe it to yourself to see it. You can buy a DVD with the first two episodes for like 3 dollars secondhand on Amazon.com.
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FlakJacket
post Apr 29 2005, 09:36 PM
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Plus, what's not to like about awakened parrots? :)
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- Wounded Ronin   More ninja thoughts   Apr 28 2005, 08:34 PM
- - Jrayjoker   I recall The Master runing a marathon and mot even...   Apr 28 2005, 09:55 PM
- - Trax   He SO took a shortcut   Apr 28 2005, 10:04 PM
- - Foreigner   WoundedRonin: I watched that series when it was o...   Apr 28 2005, 10:18 PM
- - Wounded Ronin   In episode 1, someone is killed. Keller throws a ...   Apr 28 2005, 10:26 PM
- - Wounded Ronin   QUOTE (Jrayjoker @ Apr 28 2005, 04:55 PM) I r...   Apr 28 2005, 10:29 PM
- - shadow_scholar   I don't recall this particular series (way bef...   Apr 29 2005, 04:20 PM
- - hahnsoo   QUOTE (shadow_scholar) with Lee Majors playing a p...   Apr 29 2005, 04:52 PM
- - Garland   Before I read beyond the first post in the thread ...   Apr 29 2005, 05:36 PM
- - Foreigner   QUOTE (shadow_scholar) ...Goodness, I have bad ta...   Apr 29 2005, 05:38 PM
- - Shadow   I remember both of the shows, if just barely. Rave...   Apr 29 2005, 05:38 PM
- - Foreigner   Shadow: According to EP Guides--Raven: A Titles a...   Apr 29 2005, 05:56 PM
- - Shadow   Well, like I said it was an iirc. Being the absolu...   Apr 29 2005, 07:36 PM
- - Cynic project   Pirates are the reason for life,ninja are jokes...   Apr 29 2005, 08:59 PM
- - Fortune   Arrgh!   Apr 29 2005, 09:01 PM
- - FlakJacket   Plus, what's not to like about awakened parrot...   Apr 29 2005, 09:36 PM
- - Smiley   QUOTE (Cynic project) Pirates are the reason for l...   Apr 30 2005, 02:01 AM
- - FlakJacket   Exactly! Seen them! They're even crap ...   Apr 30 2005, 02:06 AM
- - Smiley   The guitars and hippo-fives and just to lull you i...   Apr 30 2005, 02:15 AM
- - Cynic project   Look, Pirates use guns,canon and in the future T-b...   Apr 30 2005, 08:20 PM
- - The Grifter   Don't forget pirates have lasers.   Apr 30 2005, 11:45 PM
- - BookWyrm   An excellent list for this show is at TV Tome. The...   Apr 30 2005, 11:52 PM
- - Wounded Ronin   I think that Sho Kosugi managed to define ninja in...   May 1 2005, 08:02 PM
- - Wounded Ronin   Check it out. On YouTube there's the highest ...   Oct 29 2007, 02:01 AM
- - Orient   For the win: Doctor McNinja   Oct 29 2007, 03:27 AM
- - treehugger   My Favourite ever Ninja Fiction is one advertised ...   Oct 29 2007, 03:34 PM
- - Riley37   Pirates drink rum. Ninja might drink sake. Or, the...   Nov 1 2007, 10:02 AM
- - Kagetenshi   Ninja drink sake. Okinawan ninja drink shouchu. At...   Nov 1 2007, 11:37 AM
- - Fortune   Real Pirates drink banana daiquiris!   Nov 1 2007, 11:51 AM


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