 Metahuman Anatomy and Physiology, the R version, or, Sex and the Single Metahuman |
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Disclaimer: This document contains speculative discussion of sexual and reproductive structure and physical function, though the line is drawn at actual sex acts. If reading this is against your state/county/city/province/country's laws or your own morals or religion, then by all means click back on your browser. There now, you've been told. As far as I can tell, not even the Shadowrun novels go into any detail into them, so I don't think I am violating canon. The rest of you can highlight below to read what I've written.
[color= That was the last question asked in the PG version of this thread. This is something of a broad question. It is like asking "Do humans have blond hair or widow's peaks?" Some Metahumans have Bacula, some don't. Before I answer this question in full, I think I'll answer the question I'm sure most of you are already asking yourselves: What is a baculum? It is a penis bone, found in most of Class mammalia, save Monotremes (Who completely lack all external genitalia) Delphinoid cetecians (this is the reason Orcas {Killer Whales}, Narwhals and Pilot Whales are classified with dolphins while Xiphid Whales and Pigmy Sperm Whales are classified with the rest of the toothed whales, because of the absence of the Baculum in the former and its presence in the latter) ungulates (hooved mammals), Hyenas, Cats, and among Primates Stump Tailed Macaques, Humans, and certain Metahumans. As for which ones, read on: Dwarves: "It's not the cock and balls that make the man, but the tits and womb that make the woman" -Preliminary translation of a graffito found scrawled in a recently discovered underground cave city complex in the Ural Mountains of Russia, one featuring lots of dwarven skeletal remains. Dwarven sexual anatomy is perhaps the most unusual compared to the Human baseline. It is rather difficult to tell the sexes apart at birth, as the infant female dwarven vulva consists of a clitoris very bit as large as a penis (Complete with a foreskin completely covering it at all angles and a urethral meatus), and a scrotum behind it indistinguishable form a male version (especially because the ovaries, like the male testes, usually have already descended to that area. In order to sex a dwarven baby, a more detailed checkup is needful. one can check behind the scrotal area for a small groove just past there (but rather further away from the anus), or one can palpatate the lower abdomen just below the navel, as the presence of the uterus is unmistakable. Said uterus is itself remarkable, as it possesses two cervical oses (a phenomenon common in marsupials, but found in other placentals only in the Xenartha (armadillos, anteaters, bullettes, and sloths) one from the vagina, and one from the-lets call it a phallus. At puberty, it becomes much easier to tell Dwarves apart by sex: the breasts grow, to a rather obvious size (the typical Dwarf woman wears a C-Cup). That said, dwarven women also bear just as much facial and body hair as dwarven men (and there's no such thing as a naturally bare-chined adult dwarf: even among groups typically free of beards [such as American Indians or Pacific Islanders] both sexes still sport large beards) though it is usually rather finer and denser than male body and facial hair, and the phallus grows only to 4" in length and 1/2" in diameter on average at full erection. The strangest thing about dwarven female anatomy and physiology is that the vaginal cervical os mucus plug actually thickens during the time of greatest fertility, and then thins in time for menstruation, suggesting that phallus (which does close off the urethra during arousal) is the normal recepticle for sperm. The vaginal canal slowly dilates during pregnancy, and to top it all off, both sexes have pelvises wide enough to accommodate childbirth, making it rather difficult to tell the sexes apart on skeletal differences alone (unless there is a developing fetal skeleton in the abdomen. The Dwarven Male has only one more real difference compared the human baseline: a rather thick and long penis (7' in length and 2' in average diameter) with an unusually wide urethral meatus and process and a rather long foreskin that doesn't actually retract even at full erection. I think I can probably leave to the imagination the actual nature of the dwarven sexual-reproductive act. Elves: Elven sexual anatomy isn't quite as alien to the Human norm as Dwarven, but Elven physiology (particularly female) is in some ways even more so. Elven women never menstruate. I don't mean that there is a special sperethiel euphemism for the process reserved for Elven women; I mean that, aside from the tearing of the hymen, and spotting or hemhorraging due to injury or STD, the Elven female reproductive tract does not release blood. Instead, if an egg isn't fertilized at the appropriate time, the uterine lining is completely reabsorbed into the bloodstream. This means that a female Elf Poseur can easily be told by goring through her personal effects: tampons, menstrual pads, and Human formula PMS medications and birth control pills (Elven prescriptions lack the estrogen component, see below for the reason) are a dead giveaway. But this is not the only difference between Human and Elven female physiology. Elven women can tell when they are at their most fertile by the fact that their clitoris, vulva, and g-spot swell to full engorgement for the duration in a physical arousal unmatatched by sexual desire or fantasy. Or, to put it more succinctly, they go into heat. Or, to put it more sensitively, they experience Persistant Sexual Arousal Syndrome, except that for them it isn't a syndrome or disorder, but the normal, healthy state of sexual function. This seems to be due to the relative amount of estrogen in their bloodstream, which is why Elven birth control pill prescriptions almost never have an estrogen component. This is also why elven women frequently carry around in their purses a sex toy or two, for "unexpected emergencies." Elven men have somewhat less of a divergence from the Human baseline. statistically, they have somewhat longer but thinner penises (and larger glans penises) than Humans of the same ethno-racial background. However the main difference is the presence of a baculum. Unlike the bacula of apes (like the chimpanzee, where it is at most 1 centimeter long,) it is typically 3" (8.25 Centimeters) long by 1/5" (5 millimeters) thick, and starts at just behind the glans. Finally, both sexes lack pubic hair, making an Elf Poseur with a large bush glaringly obvious. Next Up: Orks and Trolls Questions, Comments, Flames? |
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Kalvan Metahuman Anatomy and Physiology, the R version Jul 17 2006, 02:15 PM
Jrayjoker That is just silly. Jul 17 2006, 02:24 PM SuperFly Sources include anime, and...oh, anime.
Not really... Jul 17 2006, 03:38 PM FanGirl I don't think I wanna be a dwarf woman anymore... Jul 17 2006, 03:48 PM Lindt Im going to echo Fangirl about the hair thing. So... Jul 17 2006, 04:27 PM eidolon Seconding the silly. Jul 17 2006, 04:33 PM mfb dickchick dwarves, and hot elven women in heat. gr... Jul 17 2006, 05:13 PM nezumi So dwarves reproduce like hyenas and elven women a... Jul 17 2006, 05:45 PM Jrayjoker Hmmm, I wonder what he's going to write about ... Jul 17 2006, 05:45 PM Lindt Well we all know that orcs multiply like rabbits..... Jul 17 2006, 06:06 PM nezumi I hope he works one of them so that if you rub the... Jul 17 2006, 06:23 PM knasser Uh, sorry. I feel bad for you after writing all th... Jul 17 2006, 06:31 PM X-Kalibur QUOTE (SuperFly) Sources include anime, and...oh, ... Jul 17 2006, 06:35 PM nezumi I found it quite fascinating and very, very origin... Jul 17 2006, 06:57 PM SuperFly QUOTE (X-Kalibur) Maybe there is such a thing as t... Jul 17 2006, 06:57 PM mfb the detail is nice, but it's just too hentai. ... Jul 17 2006, 07:15 PM KarmaInferno Great.
Why must people post stuff I cannot un-see... Jul 17 2006, 07:21 PM Platinum I can help Karma,
I prescribe 1 red hot poker to... Jul 17 2006, 07:30 PM eidolon QUOTE (nezumi) I found it quite fascinating and ve... Jul 17 2006, 08:01 PM Gustave QUOTE (Kalvan)The Dwarven Male has only one more r... Jul 17 2006, 08:33 PM nezumi Maybe I don't watch enough hentai to have seen... Jul 17 2006, 08:36 PM Domino WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?... Jul 17 2006, 09:00 PM hyzmarca I prefer my Shadowrun Futanari to remain purely in... Jul 17 2006, 09:59 PM X-Kalibur QUOTE (hyzmarca) I prefer my Shadowrun Futanari to... Jul 17 2006, 10:04 PM Kalvan QUOTE (knasser @ Jul 17 2006, 01:31 PM)
As ... Jul 18 2006, 12:29 AM Sahandrian Yeah... that was kinda silly.
Especially the hair... Jul 18 2006, 04:23 AM ShadowDragon8685 While I don't buy into the dwarven heyenas, I... Jul 18 2006, 06:24 AM Tziluthi QUOTE Persistant Sexual Arousal Syndrome
WTF? And ... Jul 18 2006, 06:54 AM MITJA3000+ Don't be too harsh to the dude, he's just ... Jul 18 2006, 09:53 AM Nidhogg I think I've been scarred for life. Every time... Jul 18 2006, 09:56 AM ShadowDragon8685 I recomend an Ares Predator in 10mm Caseless. Perf... Jul 18 2006, 12:44 PM Kalvan Orks:
Like Elf women, Ork women do not mensturate... Jul 19 2006, 11:57 PM eidolon Well, kudos for having the balls to continue. I... Jul 20 2006, 07:50 AM ShadowDragon8685 >_<
Eidolon, that's... Not... So wrong.... Jul 20 2006, 08:51 AM will_rj silly Jul 20 2006, 11:23 AM WhiskeyMac The female dwarves with facial hair is a sad pullo... Jul 20 2006, 11:45 AM FanGirl QUOTE Then, at every orgasm the sex act produces, ... Jul 20 2006, 01:08 PM Kalvan QUOTE (FanGirl) QUOTE Then, at every orgasm the se... Jul 20 2006, 01:13 PM FanGirl Oh, multiple orgasms? That sounds fine, except I ... Jul 20 2006, 01:18 PM Kalvan QUOTE (FanGirl) Also, what the hell is up with thi... Jul 20 2006, 01:20 PM Kalvan QUOTE (WhiskeyMac) Wow, elven women go into heat ... Jul 20 2006, 01:27 PM Dog To quote William Shatner: "You... Have you e... Jul 20 2006, 01:57 PM Kalvan QUOTE (Dog) To quote William Shatner: "You..... Jul 20 2006, 02:00 PM FanGirl QUOTE (Kalvan) Except that said barbs aren't t... Jul 20 2006, 02:55 PM eidolon QUOTE (Dog) To quote William Shatner: "You..... Jul 20 2006, 03:42 PM Jrayjoker While I personally think this was a silly exercise... Jul 20 2006, 05:59 PM mfb the ork and troll ones are interesting. i'm st... Jul 20 2006, 06:39 PM emo samurai Dude, the Awakening must happen NOW, dammit. Jul 20 2006, 07:08 PM eidolon QUOTE (Jrayjoker) there is not any reason to think... Jul 20 2006, 07:27 PM Moon-Hawk Come on now, nobody's saying you have to use t... Jul 20 2006, 07:34 PM Shrike30 I still wanna know how the "Dwarf women have ... Jul 20 2006, 08:53 PM Moon-Hawk What percentage of RL human women can grow substan... Jul 20 2006, 08:57 PM sorcel QUOTE (Moon-Hawk)What percentage of RL human women... Jul 21 2006, 12:05 AM Shrapnel This whole thing sounds like a really bad "Sh... Jul 21 2006, 12:39 AM Tanka QUOTE (Shrapnel) This whole thing sounds like a re... Jul 21 2006, 01:45 AM Samaels Ghost This is hilarious! I can't imagine that th... Jul 21 2006, 03:15 AM Dog shhh... you don't wanna start anything. Jul 21 2006, 03:52 AM Kyoto Kid QUOTE (Dog)shhh... you don't wanna start anyth... Jul 21 2006, 04:05 AM WhiskeyMac The thing I don't understand is how the physio... Jul 21 2006, 05:09 AM Ceres Interesting. I'll say nothing more on it than ... Jul 21 2006, 06:29 AM torzzzzz QUOTE (knasser @ Jul 17 2006, 01:31 PM) You s... Jul 21 2006, 08:53 AM hyzmarca QUOTE (Ceres) As for "forty years to develop ... Jul 21 2006, 01:13 PM nezumi I did guess on the orks being cat-like, although I... Jul 21 2006, 02:05 PM Ed Simons QUOTE (WhiskeyMac)And why the hell do Trolls have ... Jul 21 2006, 02:13 PM Ed Simons QUOTE (FanGirl)So, how do you explain the fact tha... Jul 21 2006, 02:20 PM Sahandrian QUOTE (hyzmarca @ Jul 21 2006, 09:13 AM) The ... Jul 21 2006, 02:38 PM Sicarius QUOTE (Ed Simons)
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