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SpasticTeapot
post Aug 25 2006, 07:29 PM
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Everyone has had these moments.

Me: I use my multi-tool.

GM: Lemme check your character sheet.
(checks character sheet).
GM: Okay, you've got a leatherman, a soldering iron, a multimeter, a palm pilot, assorted needles, superglue, and a spool of monowire...in your pockets?

Me: Yeah.
(I empty my pockets).

Me:
Just pretend that the fishing line is monowire.


I generally have WAY too much stuff in my pockets.

Anyone else have similar stories?
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- SpasticTeapot   The "Stupidly proving things in real life" thread.   Aug 25 2006, 07:29 PM
- - Frag-o Delux   Not that much crap. But once in a computer store m...   Aug 25 2006, 10:26 PM
- - hyzmarca   So you're basicly admiting to kidnapping on an...   Aug 25 2006, 10:51 PM
- - FanGirl   Yeah, you really shouldn't brag about commitin...   Aug 26 2006, 12:16 AM
- - Frag-o Delux   QUOTE (hyzmarca) So you're basicly admiting to...   Aug 26 2006, 02:49 AM
- - warrior_allanon   i was fixing to point out the same thing as frag, ...   Aug 26 2006, 03:30 AM
- - FanGirl   QUOTE (Frag-o Delux)Of course I know I can be trac...   Aug 26 2006, 04:54 AM
- - Frag-o Delux   I never said I didnt commit a crime, charged or no...   Aug 26 2006, 06:09 AM
- - FanGirl   Well, I guess I can respect that you believe you d...   Aug 26 2006, 07:04 AM
- - Frag-o Delux   Well, sorry for being an ass about my reply. I kno...   Aug 26 2006, 07:41 AM
- - tisoz   Frag-o, I think you did all right. I recall doing...   Aug 26 2006, 11:05 AM
- - SpasticTeapot   QUOTE (Frag-o Delux) Mind you my moral code is no...   Aug 29 2006, 02:54 AM
- - Frag-o Delux   My brother was dog sitting his sister in laws jack...   Aug 29 2006, 03:51 AM
- - SpasticTeapot   QUOTE (Frag-o Delux) My brother was dog sitting hi...   Aug 29 2006, 06:37 PM
- - mfb   psh. little bastard obviously needed a lesson in w...   Aug 29 2006, 06:42 PM
- - Critias   QUOTE (mfb) psh. little bastard obviously needed a...   Aug 29 2006, 06:54 PM
- - eidolon   Good grief. Does anybody have tissues? Some chee...   Aug 29 2006, 06:56 PM
- - Critias   I don't particularly care about the little dog...   Aug 29 2006, 06:59 PM
- - SpasticTeapot   I'm a wrestler. A god-awful wrestler, but I ca...   Aug 29 2006, 07:46 PM
- - JackRipper   QUOTE (hyzmarca) So you're basicly admiting to...   Aug 29 2006, 09:00 PM
- - Frag-o Delux   QUOTE (Critias) I don't particularly care abou...   Aug 29 2006, 09:40 PM
- - Metasigil   I like you Frag-o Delux, you're funny. I can...   Sep 1 2006, 09:59 PM
- - eidolon   IM GONNA THREATEN SOMEBODY FOR BEING DIFFERENT THA...   Sep 1 2006, 10:02 PM
- - craigpierce   i'm all about the first 2 posts in this thread...   Sep 2 2006, 01:16 AM
- - eidolon   Duct tape is good stuff. Want to tie someone...   Sep 2 2006, 01:34 AM
- - Austere Emancipator   Absolutely. Any self-respecting combat-type will c...   Sep 2 2006, 02:14 AM
- - Shrike30   I don't see what the big deal is... unmanaged ...   Sep 6 2006, 10:54 PM
- - Dranem   I think it would have been funnier, and more humil...   Sep 7 2006, 06:53 AM
- - Straight Razor   Frag-o Delux you are my kind of people. if you eve...   Sep 7 2006, 07:45 PM
- - eidolon   LOL! Can you imagine? You open what you thin...   Sep 7 2006, 08:15 PM
- - craigpierce   Straight Razor is definitely in the lead story-wis...   Sep 7 2006, 08:57 PM
- - eidolon   I'm from and living in AR. I usually only hav...   Sep 7 2006, 09:25 PM
- - Shrike30   I can't think of a time I was wearing clothes ...   Sep 7 2006, 10:19 PM
- - Whizbang   My purse usually has pens, pencils, a 36d6 dice cu...   Sep 7 2006, 11:39 PM
- - neonprophet   Generally speaking I always carry a mix of items, ...   Sep 9 2006, 05:49 AM
- - SpasticTeapot   QUOTE (Dranem) As for gear toteing players... I...   Sep 12 2006, 05:58 AM
- - Tziluthi   Well, he can't fly or anything, so I'm sti...   Sep 14 2006, 06:39 AM
- - Frag-o Delux   And you waited 2 weeks to dredge this bullshit bac...   Sep 14 2006, 07:11 AM
- - Domino   Big Elmer ohs nos Run Fag-o, run   Sep 15 2006, 02:09 AM
- - Frag-o Delux   QUOTE (Domino) Big Elmer ohs nos Run Fag-o, run...   Sep 15 2006, 02:29 AM
- - Domino   I'll front airfare, still in Walla Walla?   Sep 15 2006, 02:31 AM
- - Frag-o Delux   Ill discus that in private. I mean I dont feel lik...   Sep 15 2006, 02:37 AM
- - Domino   Wuss. Frag-o aka Percival Wulberton 1911 Gas ca...   Sep 15 2006, 02:44 AM
- - Konsaki   Kindly take this to PMs or drop it. This thread h...   Sep 15 2006, 02:48 AM
- - Frag-o Delux   It was dropped till teapot decided 2 weeks is long...   Sep 15 2006, 02:52 AM
- - Domino   Hmmmm tea. Need to get me some tea bags and go te...   Sep 15 2006, 02:54 AM
- - krayola red   Holy crap, there are actually people who play SR i...   Sep 17 2006, 07:19 PM
- - Domino   QUOTE (krayola red) Holy crap, there are actually ...   Sep 17 2006, 07:33 PM
- - PlainWhiteSocks   QUOTE (Domino) Frag-o aka Percival Wulberto...   Sep 19 2006, 12:26 AM
- - craigpierce   QUOTE (PlainWhiteSocks @ Sep 18 2006, 06:26 P...   Sep 19 2006, 12:34 AM
- - SL James   QUOTE (JackRipper) While I do not condone such act...   Sep 19 2006, 02:27 AM
- - fistandantilus3.0   QUOTE (FanGirl) I find it interesting how you can ...   Sep 24 2006, 04:48 AM
- - Domino   Any news on Big Elmer?   Sep 26 2006, 02:27 AM
- - SpasticTeapot   QUOTE (Domino @ Sep 25 2006, 09:27 PM) Any ne...   Sep 26 2006, 03:41 AM
- - Domino   Gasoline or petrol isnt explosive. Stop basing rea...   Sep 26 2006, 03:48 AM
- - Frag-o Delux   I dont know why Im responding to this. I never s...   Sep 26 2006, 04:19 AM
- - Domino   You 2 are a match made in heaven or closest approp...   Sep 26 2006, 04:26 AM
- - Frag-o Delux   I know, I need a refill on my meds, Dom do you sti...   Sep 26 2006, 04:36 AM
- - Domino   Sure I'll but them in my underwear next to my ...   Sep 26 2006, 04:39 AM
- - Frag-o Delux   With all those drugs and batteries, no wonder your...   Sep 26 2006, 05:10 AM
- - neonprophet   QUOTE (Domino) Gasoline or petrol isnt explosive. ...   Sep 26 2006, 09:46 AM
- - Domino   Yes I know about the vapors being explosive.   Sep 26 2006, 05:31 PM


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