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Talia Invierno Lines you never want to hear while playing SR Nov 20 2003, 10:08 PM
Reaver GM to players: Hang on a second, I have handouts f... Nov 20 2003, 10:15 PM Kagetenshi "I flamethrower him."
"What all d... Nov 20 2003, 10:17 PM Sunday_Gamer GM rolls dice.
GM: Uh oh...
That's never g... Nov 20 2003, 10:29 PM OurTeam Player says: "Hey, I'm going to try somet... Nov 21 2003, 02:27 AM Dim Sum QUOTE (OurTeam) Player says: "Hey, I'm go... Nov 21 2003, 02:49 AM Luke Hardison (something I do to my players regularly)
GM: Rol... Nov 21 2003, 03:33 AM Tanka GM: Everybody roll Quickness.
Six players roll dic... Nov 21 2003, 03:40 AM last_of_the_great_mikeys GM: I didn't get any sleep at all last night..... Nov 21 2003, 04:45 AM Siege "You do have the demolitions skill, don't... Nov 21 2003, 05:53 AM Chance359 New player running a shaman: "Spells, I have... Nov 21 2003, 07:02 AM Glyph GM: "The bouncer asks if your character is ca... Nov 21 2003, 07:23 AM Kagetenshi GM: "You notice a sign over the Accounting de... Nov 21 2003, 07:24 AM Dim Sum Player: I jack in and do a Graceful Logon.
GM: ... Nov 21 2003, 07:34 AM Adarael Actually heard ones, on Tuesday:
"Oh. Hey. I... Nov 21 2003, 10:54 AM Ferratus One from my GM back in High School......
GM: Oh, ... Nov 21 2003, 11:34 AM Drain Brain QUOTE (Dim Sum) Player: I jack in and do a Gracefu... Nov 21 2003, 11:35 AM Lilt During character introductions:
Player: He's ... Nov 21 2003, 12:25 PM Abstruse "Teeth..." -- Mage returning from an ast... Nov 21 2003, 02:03 PM Patrick Goodman "Oops." Nov 21 2003, 03:00 PM Pavlov (Always best with a GM screen)
"Damn, what ... Nov 21 2003, 03:25 PM Jetmaster Another good one was after the GM rolls a bunch of... Nov 21 2003, 03:28 PM boodah Hey Reaver, didn't Ice get up and go to the ba... Nov 21 2003, 03:30 PM TinkerGnome GM: "Okay, who has the highest <obscure sk... Nov 21 2003, 03:34 PM Black Isis <after a character had been hit by a brutal fir... Nov 21 2003, 03:41 PM moosegod After the character shoots a Panther Assualt Canno... Nov 21 2003, 07:55 PM Grey "How much Ruthinium Polymer do I need to cove... Nov 21 2003, 07:56 PM OurTeam GM: "The pin has been pulled on the grenade i... Nov 21 2003, 08:20 PM Sphynx QUOTE (Grey) "How much Ruthinium Polymer do I... Nov 21 2003, 09:47 PM Siege QUOTE (OurTeam) GM: "The pin has been pulled ... Nov 21 2003, 09:50 PM Adarael THat was actually done, in a Cyberpunk 2020 game. ... Nov 21 2003, 10:17 PM Sonomancer From out oh nowhere GM just says:
Roll your body... Nov 22 2003, 06:45 AM Siege QUOTE (Sonomancer) From out oh nowhere GM just say... Nov 22 2003, 01:04 PM Kagetenshi Both of you, Quickness test against TN 12, then ro... Nov 22 2003, 01:05 PM Dogsoup QUOTE (last_of_the_great_mikeys)GM: I didn't g... Nov 22 2003, 02:40 PM hp_warcraft A black Mitsubishi Nightsky limo with tinted windo... Nov 22 2003, 05:50 PM Luke Hardison Player: Oh, is that one of those "Social... Nov 22 2003, 09:01 PM Tanka GM: Anybody here read Bug City or Universal Brothe... Nov 22 2003, 09:05 PM Siege QUOTE (Kagetenshi) Both of you, Quickness test aga... Nov 23 2003, 12:16 AM Lazarus GM: Ok you see a guy over there that looks like th... Nov 23 2003, 05:40 PM CanvasBack The following always means trouble, beacause showi... Nov 23 2003, 11:49 PM Tanka Yes they do. Daredevil Edge! Nov 23 2003, 11:53 PM moosegod GM: Ouch, rule of ones!
GM: You're using... Nov 24 2003, 12:23 AM Siege QUOTE (moosegod) GM: Ouch, rule of ones!
GM: ... Nov 24 2003, 12:54 AM Runner Smurf Player: "Yeah...or we could make the cow out ... Nov 24 2003, 02:34 PM Siege QUOTE (Runner Smurf @ Nov 24 2003, 02:34 PM) ... Nov 24 2003, 03:46 PM Nix1261 <<GM: YOU HAVE ACHIEVED BURNINATION!... Nov 24 2003, 05:06 PM kevyn668 GM: hey, lemme see your character sheet for a sec. Nov 24 2003, 07:17 PM Reaver QUOTE (boodah) Hey Reaver, didn't Ice get up a... Nov 24 2003, 07:31 PM Talia Invierno Which makes a good bridge to a line heard on Frida... Nov 24 2003, 07:36 PM Tanka QUOTE (Talia Invierno) *snip*I'm stealthing my... Nov 24 2003, 09:08 PM Sahandrian QUOTE (Dogsoup) QUOTE (last_of_the_great_mikeys)GM... Nov 25 2003, 11:57 AM snowRaven Scene: runners are stealing the Scrolls of Ak... Nov 26 2003, 01:41 PM Lindt GM: sure, go for it. Let me give you a TN. *gets... Nov 26 2003, 04:10 PM thunderchild GM "How do you calculate light naval damage a... Nov 27 2003, 09:05 AM Jimmy_the_Fixer here are a few good ones:
"oops, I forgot to... Nov 27 2003, 09:29 AM Phaeton QUOTE (Sahandrian) QUOTE (Dogsoup @ Nov 22 20... Nov 27 2003, 07:10 PM Phaeton "Future Juushichi: Don't make me turn thi... Nov 27 2003, 08:42 PM Shanshu Freeman QUOTE (Phaeton) "Future Juushichi: Don't ... Nov 27 2003, 11:11 PM Phaeton QUOTE (Shanshu Freeman) QUOTE (Phaeton @ Nov ... Nov 27 2003, 11:20 PM Talia Invierno QUOTE Was he humming like Kronk in The Emporer... Jan 19 2004, 04:58 PM moosegod Now, on the flip side.
GM brings in Aguilar Attac... Jan 19 2004, 06:29 PM Zeel De Mort We now use overdamage rules for melee combat, just... Jan 20 2004, 12:05 AM BumsofTacoma GM: Alright you have taken 7 box's of lethal. ... Jan 20 2004, 12:52 AM Shev Two GM's (a main and an assistant) were runnin... Jan 20 2004, 05:05 PM Kesh "Hey guys, I just finished watching this grea... Jan 20 2004, 05:43 PM Spookymonster E) Ernest Goes To Jail Jan 20 2004, 05:45 PM MuscaDomestica GM: When you do a search on your team mates identi... Jan 20 2004, 06:30 PM Fahr Gm: You failed your will roll, The Spirit commands... Jan 20 2004, 07:08 PM Tanka QUOTE (Fahr) *snip*
Gm: now your pistol does.... w... Jan 20 2004, 07:12 PM John Campbell Situation: Two human PCs, Phil (me) and Kiera, in ... Jan 20 2004, 07:29 PM Reaver Situation. Player Troll is in a blimp which is be... Jan 20 2004, 07:43 PM boodah QUOTE (Reaver) Sigh. I'm still trying to forg... Jan 20 2004, 08:26 PM boodah QUOTE (Reaver) Situation. Player Troll is in a bl... Jan 20 2004, 08:27 PM Talia Invierno Player 1: You know that electrical fire / sewer ex... Jan 23 2004, 02:02 AM Panzergeist I cast manaball on the ghouls attacking us in mele... Jan 23 2004, 03:01 AM Liquid_Obsidian Worst i saw
HIM:i just jump from the jet trying a... Jan 23 2004, 12:47 PM Solidcobra is it just me or are the jumping rules a little to... Jan 23 2004, 07:52 PM BigBlacksmith PC 1 announces intentions
GM smiles
PC 1 : Shit...... Jan 23 2004, 08:03 PM Matrix Monkey The jumping rules are tough, indeed.
Unless one o... Jan 23 2004, 08:15 PM Phaeton A gimme...
PC: "What does this button do?... Jan 24 2004, 04:57 AM Aidley We were following a troll ganger we wanted to ques... Jan 24 2004, 05:35 AM Panzergeist GM: The helicopter is heavily armoured and carryi... Jan 24 2004, 08:28 AM Crusher Bob Go ahead, take me prisoner Jan 24 2004, 08:54 AM Jonah Catch cry of our group in days gone by....
... Jan 24 2004, 03:36 PM Talia Invierno QUOTE PC: "What does this button do?"
- ... Jan 24 2004, 03:40 PM JackWill Well my personal favorite i herd just last friday.... Jan 24 2004, 04:15 PM Diesel GM: What page is Military Grade - armor on? Than... Jan 24 2004, 04:23 PM Panzergeist Rigga please. Jan 24 2004, 09:07 PM Phaeton QUOTE (Talia Invierno) QUOTE PC: "What does t... Jan 24 2004, 11:56 PM Phaeton QUOTE (Panzergeist) Rigga please.
*reports* Ye... Jan 25 2004, 01:32 AM Siege QUOTE (Jonah @ Jan 24 2004, 03:36 PM) ... Jan 25 2004, 04:36 AM Phaeton QUOTE (Jonah) Catch cry of our group in days gon... Jan 25 2004, 06:14 AM kevyn668 So, do you want to tell us about the "Session... Jan 25 2004, 06:30 AM Phaeton Rigga what? Rigga puh-LEEZE!
And...What kevyn... Jan 25 2004, 07:49 AM kenji most ph33rsome line i think i ever heard:
Rigger:... Jan 25 2004, 10:29 AM k1tsune GM: (Turns to players) "Uh. Can I borrow some... Jan 26 2004, 01:32 AM Savior PC to GM: "Is making my peace with God a free... Jan 26 2004, 03:41 AM Siege QUOTE (Panzergeist @ Jan 23 2004, 03:01 AM) I... Jan 26 2004, 02:51 PM
Austere Emancipator QUOTE (last_of_the_great_mikeys)GM: I didn't g... Feb 13 2004, 10:56 PM  |
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