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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 609 Joined: 13-August 07 Member No.: 12,615 |
Masked Vigilante Terrorises Underworld
Associated Press-02/05/70 PCC personnel are baffled by the recent string of vigilante attacks in Los Angeles. "This is unacceptable", said Lt. Tonto Kimosabe. "Citizens can not take the law into their own hands." The newest "victim", mugger Seymore Buttz, was found incapacitated, moaning in ecstacy, with a silly grin on his face. As he was taken into custody, he was heard muttering "Arrest me again...arrest me again..." Some, however, have a more positive view of the masked crusader whom the local media have dubbed "Orgazmo". "I think he's doing a great service for our city", said Rebecca Constantine, headwaiter at Diamantes restaraunt. "I never felt anything so powerful during my former career. Hell, maybe I should take up a life of crime!" Joe Young Human Mage (Mormon Theurgy) Mentor Spirit: Wise Warrior Body: 3 Agility: 3 Reaction: 3 Strength: 3 Charisma: 3 Intuition: 3 Logic: 3 Willpower: 6 Magic: 6 Essence: 6 Edge: 6 Unarmed Combat: 1 Mormon Theology: 4 Door-to-Door Prostelytising: 4 Spellcasting: 2 Spells: Orgasm (fetish limited) Qualities: Magician, Blandness, Mentor Spirit, Aspected Magician (Sorcerer), Geas (Condition, Chastity) Gear: Book of Mormon, lame superhero costume with mask, Orgazmorator (a large, cheap movie prop that fits over the hand and forearm. Functions as a fetish and a rating 1 Weapon/Spellcasting (Illusion) focus). Joe Young was an average, bright eyed Mormon who came to Los Angeles to perform his missionary duties, until a freak encounter with Cal-Hot pornographers changed his life forever. Now he fights crime in the name of the Lord. Listen to theme music here. |
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Zhan Shi Now You're A Man Feb 6 2008, 03:21 AM
Synner667 Love it !! Feb 6 2008, 08:18 AM
hobgoblin hmm, sounds like a friend of the pornomancer Feb 6 2008, 12:55 PM
DocTaotsu Oh god... that possibilities. Feb 6 2008, 01:06 PM
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