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Zhan Shi
Masked Vigilante Terrorises Underworld
Associated Press-02/05/70

PCC personnel are baffled by the recent string of vigilante attacks in Los Angeles. "This is unacceptable", said Lt. Tonto Kimosabe. "Citizens can not take the law into their own hands." The newest "victim", mugger Seymore Buttz, was found incapacitated, moaning in ecstacy, with a silly grin on his face. As he was taken into custody, he was heard muttering "Arrest me again...arrest me again..."
Some, however, have a more positive view of the masked crusader whom the local media have dubbed "Orgazmo". "I think he's doing a great service for our city", said Rebecca Constantine, headwaiter at Diamantes restaraunt. "I never felt anything so powerful during my former career. Hell, maybe I should take up a life of crime!"


Joe Young
Human Mage (Mormon Theurgy)
Mentor Spirit: Wise Warrior
Body: 3 Agility: 3 Reaction: 3 Strength: 3 Charisma: 3 Intuition: 3 Logic: 3 Willpower: 6 Magic: 6 Essence: 6 Edge: 6

Unarmed Combat: 1 Mormon Theology: 4 Door-to-Door Prostelytising: 4 Spellcasting: 2

Spells: Orgasm (fetish limited)

Qualities: Magician, Blandness, Mentor Spirit, Aspected Magician (Sorcerer), Geas (Condition, Chastity)

Gear: Book of Mormon, lame superhero costume with mask, Orgazmorator (a large, cheap movie prop that fits over the hand and forearm. Functions as a fetish and a rating 1 Weapon/Spellcasting (Illusion) focus).

Joe Young was an average, bright eyed Mormon who came to Los Angeles to perform his missionary duties, until a freak encounter with Cal-Hot pornographers changed his life forever. Now he fights crime in the name of the Lord.

Listen to theme music here.

Synner667
Love it !!
hobgoblin
hmm, sounds like a friend of the pornomancer wink.gif
DocTaotsu
Oh god... that possibilities.
Daddy's Little Ninja
After a while does he pick up a side kick- called "4Play kid?"
Blade
"Choda Boy" exactly... A streetsam with a weapon penile implant also known as the cock rocket.
Rasumichin
Sounds as if it would work together perfectly with those explosive testicles someone on another board homebrewed.
DocTaotsu
Is the Cock Rocket a ranged weapon? God I hope so.
Lionhearted
QUOTE (DocTaotsu @ Feb 6 2008, 10:36 AM) *
Is the Cock Rocket a ranged weapon? God I hope so.


Eh, there is a reason they call the combat drugs Kamikaze, those aren't ranged.. man, image a street sam high on kamikaze flying attached to a CR then slicing his way with monoblades rotfl.gif
Ravor
QUOTE (Lionhearted @ Feb 6 2008, 08:13 AM) *
Eh, there is a reason they call the combat drugs Kamikaze, those aren't ranged.. man, image a street sam high on kamikaze flying attached to a CR then slicing his way with monoblades rotfl.gif


Umm, no thanks. cyber.gif
crash2029
What do you call a codpiece of magic missiles?

Crotch rocket.
Kingmaker
The darkness is suing for sexual harassment
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