stupid/brutal.....but funny Options

[resident-securit...]

GM: you turn the corner and you spot a guard through the bullet proof glass down the end of the corridor. he looks up.

'elf Quickness 14 - str 8 - wearing medium military armor "sparky"

sparky: how far away is the window?

GM: quite a ways

sparky: im going to run at the glass full pelt and do a drop kick through the window to kill the guard using my martial arts skill

Gm: .......o...k with your quickness you make the distance in no time, even with the armor on....

sparky: OH crap that glass is really hard isnt it?!

GM: * evil grin * u have stated your action already.

sparky: as im flying through the air i fire a burst from my heavy pistol.

GM: ok roll it.

sparky:.....i get (GM's jaw drops open) 2 24's a 14 and 2 5's and a bunch of 3's

GM: ok you sick freak the bullets hit exact points in the glass and weaken it considerably now roll your kick

sparky:.... ok first roll only 1 die wasnt a 6 out of 8 - all the Pc's cant believe thier eyes, GM's head hits the table. 3 16's 2 12's---

GM: ok...(takes a moment) you fly through the glass as if it was tissue paper and collect the guard on the way through... (rolls dodge...*curses* rolls body *curses more*) oh yeah hes dead.

players: HELL YEAH!!

GM: (makes some secret rolls) and some cursing noises -- ok the guard asleep on the cot in the corner hears nothing and remains fast asleep, sparky roll reaction.

sparky: makes rolls

GM:...ok...you have 10 turns before he even gets a chance to wake up what do u want to do?

sparky: *thinks for a moment* im gonna roll perception (rolls) what do i see in the room

GM: the room is pretty bare there is a desk at the end of the guards cot and a bunch of security consoles etc. in the room

sparky: ok im gonna jump onto the desk and make a called shot on his junk, and ill take 4 turns aiming.

players begin to giggle hysterically

GM: i hate you u know that...ok roll it

sparky:...oh yeah hes boned (alot of 6's)

GM: *shakes his head* (rolls body) all fails ferkin fantastic ok with 14D damage you leap off the desk and stamp down on his tackle, the blow is so great that your foot goes completely through him and into the floor, the guard doesnt even have time to cry out in pain....you kill him.... and its going to take you (rolls) 3 turns to remove your foot from his body.

sparky: sweet

GM: i did mention i hate you right?

sparky: you did.