 A Human an Ork and an Elf walk into a bar., anyone got any 6th world humor??? |
 Aug 8 2009, 01:39 AM
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Is racism ok here if it's 6th world racism? I think I'll try it. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
Where did the Ork Family go for thanksgiving? No where, McHughes isn't open on holidays. What's the diference between an Ork and a Pizza? A pizza can feed a family of six. How come Trolls are so fast? Cause all the slow ones are in prison. Two Elves are walking down the street when one looks over and sees a large dog in a front yard hunched over and tenaciously licking himself. One elf says; "Wow, I shure wish I could do that!" The other elf says; "Me too! Maybe he'll let us if we pet him first." OK, so these are just retreads, but someone here has to have some good sixth world humor. Any takers? |
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OneTrikPony A Human an Ork and an Elf walk into a bar. Aug 8 2009, 01:39 AM
Brazilian_Shinobi Will I go to 6th World hell for laughing at all th... Aug 8 2009, 02:19 AM Ravor The Sixth World IS hell, so knock yourself out. Aug 8 2009, 02:25 AM tisoz Here's some. Aug 8 2009, 03:06 AM Blade I've come up with a lot of Shadowrun jokes and... Aug 10 2009, 09:26 AM
pbangarth QUOTE (Blade @ Aug 10 2009, 04:26 AM) I... Aug 10 2009, 08:16 PM Blade QUOTE (pbangarth @ Aug 10 2009, 10:16 PM)... Aug 11 2009, 09:10 AM Neraph QUOTE (Blade @ Aug 11 2009, 03:10 AM) Ok:... Aug 13 2009, 02:58 PM Method Guy walks into a bar with a new set of cyber ears.... Aug 10 2009, 11:27 PM Method Guy walks into a bar with a box and a tiny little ... Aug 10 2009, 11:37 PM Critias Why do Trogs smell so bad?
So blind people can ha... Aug 11 2009, 01:49 AM Cardul An elf, human, and ork walk into a bar...the dwarf... Aug 11 2009, 02:24 AM TeOdio Adapted this one from Gran Torino.
A trog, halfer,... Aug 11 2009, 04:05 AM TeknoDragon A drake, a technomancer, and a ghoul walk into a b... Aug 11 2009, 04:09 AM BookWyrm Jesus saves.....somebody check those dice!
Ho... Aug 11 2009, 05:52 AM kanislatrans My GM decided to remove anything dumpshockers didn... Aug 11 2009, 06:02 AM Dr. Funkenstein QUOTE (kanislatrans @ Aug 11 2009, 01:02 ... Aug 11 2009, 06:10 AM Kerenshara QUOTE (kanislatrans @ Aug 11 2009, 01:02 ... Aug 18 2009, 12:11 AM Straight Razor QUOTE The junior sarariman was assigned to Renraku... Aug 11 2009, 02:49 PM CanRay "What has eight legs, four arms, a dozen eyes... Aug 12 2009, 04:44 AM Stahlseele here's a bit to waste time with
http://griffjo... Aug 13 2009, 08:18 PM Ryusukanku And the Brave Boys in Body Armor....
A Lone Sta... Aug 16 2009, 05:15 AM Neraph QUOTE (Ryusukanku @ Aug 16 2009, 12:15 AM... Aug 16 2009, 05:24 AM Ryusukanku Johnny was a 'Runner
But Johnny is no more.
Wh... Aug 16 2009, 05:22 AM McAllister Ryusukanku: Erm... there's Knight Errant, and ... Aug 16 2009, 05:26 AM Tachi Uh, HardCore or HardCorp. Something like that. Aug 16 2009, 05:32 AM Khyron NYPD Inc, but they're in a limited area. Aug 16 2009, 05:57 AM Ryusukanku So that would make the joke....
Lone Star, HardC... Aug 16 2009, 06:05 AM tisoz QUOTE (Ryusukanku @ Aug 16 2009, 01:05 AM... Aug 17 2009, 08:26 PM Bugfoxmaster Knight Errant and Lone Star both seem to fit that ... Aug 17 2009, 08:33 PM tisoz QUOTE (Bugfoxmaster @ Aug 17 2009, 03:33 ... Aug 17 2009, 08:45 PM Bugfoxmaster Hehe... Whoops.
I guess I kind of missed that. Sad... Aug 17 2009, 08:48 PM Critias Hard Corps is where Knight Errant sends troublemak... Aug 17 2009, 09:01 PM Stahlseele OK, i just had the "pleasure" to read a ... Aug 17 2009, 09:06 PM Bugfoxmaster *wince*
In more ways than one... Nice joke, though... Aug 17 2009, 09:19 PM Stahlseele Now tell that joke to some people you play with.
... Aug 17 2009, 09:53 PM Bugfoxmaster Damn, I PLAY an elf... How many bonus points do I ... Aug 17 2009, 10:23 PM Stahlseele None from me, i hate elves ^^
Well, okay, maybe i... Aug 17 2009, 10:25 PM Chrysalis e-mail one
Attention: Human Resources
Joe Smith, ... Aug 17 2009, 10:43 PM Chrysalis An elf walks into a building and tells the manager... Aug 17 2009, 10:50 PM Chrysalis Lady dwarf visits doctors"My fcukin fanny is ... Aug 17 2009, 11:18 PM Bugfoxmaster I heard the second one about some monks or somethi... Aug 17 2009, 11:18 PM Chrysalis A Northern Territory (Oz) farm hand (an Aboriginal... Aug 17 2009, 11:21 PM Chrysalis A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrib... Aug 17 2009, 11:36 PM Critias QUOTE (Chrysalis @ Aug 17 2009, 06:36 PM)... Aug 18 2009, 12:17 AM Kerenshara QUOTE (Critias @ Aug 17 2009, 07:17 PM) T... Aug 18 2009, 12:35 AM CodeBreaker QUOTE (Kerenshara @ Aug 18 2009, 01:35 AM... Aug 18 2009, 02:31 AM Bugfoxmaster While I enjoyed the joke (I actually laughed), was... Aug 17 2009, 11:40 PM Chrysalis You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On ... Aug 17 2009, 11:46 PM Chrysalis At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge troll ... Aug 17 2009, 11:59 PM Ryusukanku It's Friday night in a prominent Seattle bar w... Aug 18 2009, 02:21 AM Bugfoxmaster Except every sane, non-deaf person alive.
And you... Aug 18 2009, 02:47 AM kanislatrans LOL, reminds me of a night quite a few years back ... Aug 18 2009, 03:46 AM Bugfoxmaster Somehow, I find it interesting (though I shouldn... Aug 18 2009, 04:11 AM kanislatrans i guess humor is relative to the audience. its tou... Aug 18 2009, 04:31 AM LurkerOutThere At a brothel:
Patron Privacy ensured by staff Hac... Aug 18 2009, 04:39 AM Ryusukanku Bugfoxmaster
Somehow, I find it interesting (tho... Aug 18 2009, 05:35 AM Bugfoxmaster I suppose that's true.
Still, I must admit tha... Aug 18 2009, 06:13 AM Chrysalis All my jokes are retreaded oldies
Like the one b... Aug 18 2009, 01:04 PM Machiavelli Still funny if you don´t know him (anymore)^^ Aug 18 2009, 01:53 PM Chrysalis English -vs- Scottish armies
In the old days the... Aug 18 2009, 02:09 PM Bugfoxmaster Oh how many times have I made the 'two of them... Aug 18 2009, 02:45 PM Stahlseele How does a Meta save a humanis thug from drowning?... Aug 18 2009, 02:54 PM Kerenshara QUOTE (Stahlseele @ Aug 18 2009, 09:54 AM... Aug 18 2009, 04:29 PM Ryusukanku A child runs up to his parent.
"Mommy! M... Aug 18 2009, 07:02 PM Bugfoxmaster What?
I mean... wouldn't the kid know what he.... Aug 18 2009, 07:07 PM Stahlseele A Human, an Ork and an Elf walk into a bar. The Tr... Aug 18 2009, 07:54 PM Chrysalis A letter from a Stuffershack to a customer:
Dear ... Aug 18 2009, 10:28 PM Bugfoxmaster Isn't Stuffer Shack like a fast food place whe... Aug 18 2009, 10:32 PM Kerenshara QUOTE (Bugfoxmaster @ Aug 18 2009, 05:32 ... Aug 18 2009, 10:35 PM CodeBreaker Stuffer Shack is like a corner shop isn't it? ... Aug 18 2009, 10:35 PM Kerenshara Stuffer ShackTM
The way I explain it to people is... Aug 18 2009, 10:46 PM Bugfoxmaster So it's Wal-Mart?
Where are the mistreated, un... Aug 18 2009, 11:04 PM Kerenshara QUOTE (Bugfoxmaster @ Aug 18 2009, 06:04 ... Aug 18 2009, 11:25 PM Bugfoxmaster *wince*
I should have known... Aug 18 2009, 11:29 PM Chrysalis You might be a Shadowrunner if:
You own a 3000 nu... Aug 18 2009, 11:32 PM Kerenshara You might be a Shadowrunner if:
your boyfriend sa... Aug 18 2009, 11:46 PM Chrysalis What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans ... Aug 18 2009, 11:56 PM Method You might be a Shadowrunner if:
-- You follow a l... Aug 19 2009, 01:14 AM Kerenshara QUOTE (Method @ Aug 18 2009, 08:14 PM) Yo... Aug 19 2009, 10:31 AM Tachi An ork, a elf, and a Humanis goon found a lamp on ... Aug 19 2009, 02:20 AM Machiavelli Hmmm....so you would hate me if i would agree with... Aug 19 2009, 11:56 AM Kerenshara QUOTE (Machiavelli @ Aug 19 2009, 06:56 A... Aug 19 2009, 01:38 PM Stahlseele I understood that =^.^= Aug 19 2009, 01:54 PM Kerenshara QUOTE (Stahlseele @ Aug 19 2009, 08:54 AM... Aug 19 2009, 02:18 PM Stahlseele QUOTE (Kerenshara @ Aug 19 2009, 04:18 PM... Aug 19 2009, 02:25 PM Kerenshara QUOTE (Stahlseele @ Aug 19 2009, 09:25 AM... Aug 19 2009, 10:07 PM Stahlseele QUOTE (Kerenshara @ Aug 20 2009, 12:07 AM... Aug 19 2009, 10:19 PM Kerenshara QUOTE (Stahlseele @ Aug 19 2009, 05:19 PM... Aug 19 2009, 10:23 PM CanadianWolverine I'm going to try my hand at one here, all impr... Aug 19 2009, 03:02 PM Bugfoxmaster It was pretty funny, since that' IS the differ... Aug 19 2009, 03:11 PM CanadianWolverine QUOTE (Bugfoxmaster @ Aug 19 2009, 08:11 ... Aug 19 2009, 05:03 PM Stahlseele Nice one ^^ Aug 19 2009, 03:14 PM Bugfoxmaster Whatever - I was just unnecessarily analyzing the ... Aug 19 2009, 05:46 PM CanadianWolverine QUOTE (Bugfoxmaster @ Aug 19 2009, 10:46 ... Aug 19 2009, 07:38 PM Bugfoxmaster Often, you're right. New players go for the pi... Aug 19 2009, 07:52 PM Ravor Forget the SNES version, get the one for SEGA, at ... Aug 19 2009, 07:59 PM Bugfoxmaster The video games (all TWO of them) thus far really ... Aug 19 2009, 08:08 PM CanadianWolverine Here is a retread joke aka insert name here joke t... Aug 19 2009, 08:34 PM Chrysalis *takes back the razor blades* Aug 19 2009, 10:23 PM  |
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