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Machiavelli
post Jan 17 2010, 12:01 PM
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Yesterday we discovered once more that dwarfes are nothing more than perfect targets for jokes. So please, if you have experienced the same, give me your best jokes on them. I will start with one on my own:

- why do dwarfes always sit on the cargo area of a car instead on one of the seats? Because there are no baby seats for people with a body above 4.^^
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- Machiavelli   Dwarf jokes   Jan 17 2010, 12:01 PM
- - Cardul   Make fun of dwarves all you want, but remember: sh...   Jan 17 2010, 12:15 PM
|- - hobgoblin   QUOTE (Cardul @ Jan 17 2010, 01:15 PM) Ma...   Jan 17 2010, 12:50 PM
|- - Cardul   QUOTE (hobgoblin @ Jan 17 2010, 08:50 AM)...   Jan 18 2010, 08:01 AM
|- - Dakka Dakka   QUOTE (Cardul @ Jan 18 2010, 09:01 AM) Th...   Jan 18 2010, 09:33 AM
- - Machiavelli   Do you know why so many dwarfes become hackers or ...   Jan 17 2010, 12:32 PM
- - hobgoblin   "hey, did a half pint just walk in the door?...   Jan 17 2010, 12:49 PM
- - Stahlseele   Dwarves sure come in handy, if you are short hande...   Jan 17 2010, 05:16 PM
- - lonewolf23k   Here's something for the Dwarves.. A Human, a...   Jan 17 2010, 05:16 PM
- - Draco18s   I love how there's a visual gap on a slope in ...   Jan 17 2010, 05:19 PM
- - Old_Man   Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two p...   Jan 17 2010, 06:31 PM
- - Acidsaliva   From Terry Pratchett (one of my all time favourite...   Jan 17 2010, 08:08 PM
- - The Jopp   Usefulness of Dwarf Runners - Fits through the Cat...   Jan 18 2010, 11:02 AM
|- - hobgoblin   QUOTE (The Jopp @ Jan 18 2010, 12:02 PM) ...   Jan 18 2010, 11:22 AM
|- - The Jopp   QUOTE (hobgoblin @ Jan 18 2010, 12:22 PM)...   Jan 18 2010, 11:33 AM
- - hobgoblin   someone call his isp and tell them to block anythi...   Jan 18 2010, 11:36 AM
|- - Draco18s   QUOTE (hobgoblin @ Jan 18 2010, 06:36 AM)...   Jan 18 2010, 02:18 PM
|- - The Jopp   QUOTE (Draco18s @ Jan 18 2010, 03:18 PM) ...   Jan 18 2010, 02:28 PM
|- - Draco18s   QUOTE (The Jopp @ Jan 18 2010, 09:28 AM) ...   Jan 18 2010, 03:37 PM
- - Orcus Blackweather   OMG, Liek I Nevar heerd about LOLcats Bible! ...   Jan 18 2010, 07:43 PM


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