Yesterday we discovered once more that dwarfes are nothing more than perfect targets for jokes. So please, if you have experienced the same, give me your best jokes on them. I will start with one on my own:

- why do dwarfes always sit on the cargo area of a car instead on one of the seats? Because there are no baby seats for people with a body above 4.^^

Make fun of dwarves all you want, but remember: short people hit lower...

Do you know why so many dwarfes become hackers or technomancers?
- because they couldn´t do runs in heights above the 30th floor. The buttons of the elevator are too high. ^^

"hey, did a half pint just walk in the door?"

bah, no self respecting runner leaves his safehouse without the proper protection in place

and if that fails, there is always cyber

Dwarves sure come in handy, if you are short handed.

Here's something for the Dwarves..

A Human, an Elf and a Dwarf are sitting at a bar, when they decide to talk about their "performances" with their respective wives.

The Elf says, "I had sex three times with my wife last night. This morning, she made me a delicious pancake breakfast, and told me she loved me so much..."

The Human smirks. "That's nothing. I had sex five times with my wife last night. This morning, she slept in, told me she loved me, and that I should get breakfast from a drive-through."

The Dwarf just chuckles. "You think that's good? I had sex ONCE with my wife, last night!"

The other two just stare at him. "Just once? What did she tell you this morning?"

And the Dwarf has a dirty smirk as he answers, "Don't stop now, you bastard!"

I love how there's a visual gap on a slope in that thing (the double-space after the periods). Also, very funny.

Now:

Why are dwarves always lonely? Because short people got no body to love.

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get a stiffy. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUUUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get a hard on."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?!!" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!!!

From Terry Pratchett (one of my all time favourite authors)

*There is a old dwarf saying "All trees are felled at the same height".

The contemporary translation of this is "When your enemies arms are above your head, his crotch is level with your teeth".*

Then, I guess you should hope the Dwarf is not a Street Sam

Or a cybered unarmed adept

Usefulness of Dwarf Runners
- Fits through the Catdoor
- Have a concealability rating under the Trolls longcoat

now thats a fat cat...

Phisics - I defy them...

someone call his isp and tell them to block anything lolcat related...

You mean like The Lolcat Bible?

And my world just like....Asploded in kitties.

Hehe. Didn't already know about that one?

OMG, Liek I Nevar heerd about LOLcats Bible!

I think I just took 5 stun from Dumpshock!

Kthxbai!