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post May 17 2010, 05:25 AM
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Roleplayers make distrubing parents. This is based on "We're all going on a bear hunt", and was originally posted here:
http://ripley-larkham.livejournal.com/29865.html#cutid1

We're going on a milk run
We're going to make a million
What an easy job
We're not scared

Uh uh! a Fence
a high voltage fence.
can't go over it.
can't go under it.

Oh no!
we've have to go through it!

Snickerty snack
Snickerty snack
Snickerty snack

We're going on a milk run
We're going to make a million
What an easy job
We're not scared

Uh uh! cameras
IR security cameras
can't go over it.
can't go under it.

Oh no!
we've have to go through it!

Wait run
Wait run
Wait run

We're going on a milk run
We're going to make a million
What an easy job
We're not scared

Uh uh! Locks
Biometric ID Locks.
can't go over it.
can't go under it.

Oh no!
we've have to go through it!

Tickerty tack
Tickerty tack
Tickerty tack

We're going on a milk run
We're going to make a million
What an easy job
We're not scared

Uh uh! Guards
alert, attentive guards.
can't go over it.
can't go under it.

Oh no!
we've have to go through it!

Phut thud
Phut thud
Phut thud

We're going on a milk run
We're going to make a million
What an easy job
We're not scared

Uh uh! Lasers
Powerful defence lasers.
can't go over it.
can't go under it.

Oh no!
we've have to go through it!

Zap boom
Zap boom
Zap boom

We're going on a milk run
We're going to make a million
What an easy job
We're not scared

Uh uh! A Vault
A huge treasure vault.
can't go over it.
can't go under it.

Oh no!
we've have to go through it!

tiptoe
tiptoe
tiptoe
WHAT'S THAT!

One huge open mouth
Two huge scaley wings
Two big bright eyes
It's a Dragon!!

Quick! back through the vault! tiptoe! tiptoe! tiptoe!
Back through the Lasers! zap boom! zap boom! zap boom!
Back through the Guards! phut Thud! phut Thud! phut Thud!
Back through the Locks! Ticker Tack! Ticker Tack! Ticker Tack!
Back through the Cameras! wait, run! wait, run! wait, run!
Back through the Fence! Snickerty snack! Snickerty snack! Snickerty snack!

Get to our safe house
deactivate defences
Up the stairs

Oh No!
We forgot to activate defences
Back downstairs

activate defences
Back upstairs
into the panic-room

new IDs
go undercover.

We're not going on a milk run again.
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- Whitelaughter   we're all going on a Milk Run   May 17 2010, 05:25 AM
- - MikeKozar   Oh, man, I laughed so hard...brilliant!   May 17 2010, 06:30 AM
- - Mäx   Damm thats was so epicly funny.   May 18 2010, 12:37 PM
- - Kumo   Sooooo funny!   May 18 2010, 09:29 PM


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