In Theory..., munckiny what ifs... Options

[GM Lich]

Getting back into SR. Me and a friend of mine had a fun thought. This was our conversation if its too long or just stupid scroll down to the tl;dr. Keep in mind we brainstormed this idea. For the sake of showing you how this dumb idea formed I copy and pasted our conversation. Keep in mind this took place late at nite. It probaly sounds increbilely stupid, but we wondering if this was possible. My friends name has been changed for the sake of privacy.
me:we need some kind of awesome combo
me:that uses two chars
Anon:Sr
Anon:uhhhh a dwarf dwarf and a troll with crossbow?
me:AND THE DWARF IS THE AMMO. BRILLANT
Anon:yes
me:Who is a mage
me:A crazed mage
me:And has touch of death or something
me:No but we need something seriously awesome
me:like a human with high luck buffed by an Awesome Face mage
me:idk
Anon:dwarf in Heavy milspec PAUNCH!!!
Anon:OR LAAUNCHH!!!!!
me:Give him arcane arrester
me:and some really good armor or somethin g
Anon:SUPER DWARF NO MAGIC LAUNCH
me:Ooooh
me:Dorf Adept
Anon:LOLZ
me:Now you can do falacon punch
me:Wats the ablity called, causes explosions on contact
Anon:YEZZZZ
me:its adept
Anon:UUUHHHHH
Anon:HMM
Anon:LETZ ZE
Anon:UMMM COULD IT BE A ALCHEMIC PROCCESS
Anon:LULZ
Sent at 9:26 PM on Wednesday
me:K, does the adept have some kinda of invul bullets. Seems to be the biggest weakness
me:anti bullets
me:some way to counter guns
Anon:HHHMMMMM HE COULD HAVE A MAGE CAST ARMOR ON HAS ARMOR
me:True, anything else you can dig up? Also collation/throwing rules improvised weapons. LOOK DEM UP
Anon:OOOHHH GERE WE GO
Anon:MISSILE PARRY
Anon:MYSTIC ARMOR
Anon:KILLING HANDS
Anon:CRITICAL STRIKE
me::D
Anon:ATTRIBUTE BOOST
Anon:IMPROVED ATTRIBUTE; STRENGTH
Anon:IMPROVED ABILITY
Anon:GREAT LEAP
Anon:IMPROVED PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTE
Anon:LULZ
Anon:TAKES BOW
Anon:THANKYOU THANK YOU
Anon:!!!LOL
me:Maybe we can make a dorf capult
Anon:THATS WAT I WAZ THINKIN
me:"We need infliatrate, bring in the DORF CAPAPULT"
Anon:SIR DO YOU THINK THATS WISE?
me:Its the only option we get cap't
Anon:WE COULD KILL LITTLE CHILDREN AND CIVILIANS SIR
Anon:*SNIFF SNIFF*
me:Its for the greater good
Anon:I WAZ ORPAHANED LONG AGO *GOES RAMBLING ON IN !SPARTA MADNESS! ABOUT CHILDHOOD*
Anon:LULZ
me:Anon, look up improvised throwing weapons
Anon:K
me:sounds like the best rule to look for on what we are doing
Anon:
Metahuman Body ;(Unarmed Combat) 1 (BOD/2)S +2
Anon:REACH; DMG; AP
Anon:IN THAT ORDER
me:For throwing?
me:wait a fucking moment, SR covers dorf throwing in the book?
Anon:HMM DOS'NT SAY I THINK ITS JUST MELEE WEAPON
Anon:IT MIGHT BE GM'S DECISION
me:oh shi-
Anon:WA
Anon:?!
Anon:YOU ENCOUNTERED A WILD oh shi-
me:did you look up improvise weapon?
Anon:ya
me:hmm
me:Throwing improvise?
Anon:uh its probly in arsenal
me:Try all splatbooks. I dont got them on me
me:probaly
me:knowing that
Anon:there is a throwing weapons table but i can't find it
me:does it do weight?
Anon:success!!!!
me::D
me:give me some numbers when ready
Anon:RANGE: (STR-BOD/2)
Anon:DMG:(BOD)S
Anon:STUN
Anon:THATS IT
Anon:LOLZ
me:repeat
me:I turned off smilies
me: :D
Anon:LOLZ NOW STOP!!!!!!!
me:DMG+BOD STUN?
Anon:NO BOD IS DMG
me:wheres the damage from?
me:Ok
me:So you need a really good body
me:probaly mac
me:*max
Anon:THE ITEMS BOD=DMG
me:how does range work?
me:also wat we should do http://media.ugoto.com/pictures/dwarf_catapult-889.jpg
Anon:OPERATORS STR-ITEMS BOD
Anon:STR-BOD
Anon:DIVIDED BY 2
me:minus?
Anon:YEP
me:Lets see max str for a troll, max bod for a dwarf... Whats the range cap't
Anon:MAX STR IS 15
Anon:MAX BOD IS 7
Anon:SO 12 METERS
me:hmmm
Anon:not good enough
me:yep
Anon:troll adept
me:oooh
Anon:improved phys atribute
Anon:max
me:GO TEAM ADEPT
Anon:MAX OWNAGE
me:Hmm wat does that put it nao?
Anon:uh the im phys att is a dice roll of magic + rating
Anon:so max magic?
Anon:and as high of a rating you can get it?
me:doesnt troll get better starting str then that?
Anon:no 15 max
Anon:or 17+ if you throw in a cyber arm'
Anon:or adept
Anon:lolz
me:we need to post this on dumpshock and ask them
me:I'll use my account
Anon:ahhh gotto go ill IM you tomorrow; dumpshok yes
me:k
tl;dr: We want to make a metahuman catapult and we need to figure out the best way too
It may seem quite dumb the whole conversation but its comedy gold. Could SR support these characters as good options combat wise. I know this sounds increbililely cheesey, but this is most for fun u'know. Also if you guys feel like it share your ridicolous characters you know that your GM would not approve. Thanks DP.