Hunting for Bambi? Why not Bambi hunting YOU?, Random thought re the old controversy Options

[Wounded Ronin]

Today, someone randomly mentioned Hunting for Bambi to me, which many years ago was supposedly some kind of controversial thing where middle aged rich fat men would hunt naked women somewhere with paintball markers. I guess a lot of people got mad about it and there was a lot of controversy.

I happened to google "Hunting for Bambi" and found some website about it...the guy behind it sounds like a real dick based on the text on his website, but that's neither here nor there.

It occurred to me that it would be much cooler and awesome to have Bambi hunt *you*. What kind of sad pansy wants to hunt a helpless victim? A real challenge would be much more satisfying on many levels.

Here's my idea. There are athletic, aggressive young women with paintball markers who are dressed up like feral bestial hunters, like the creatures from the Island of Dr. Moreau. You get dropped in the woods somewhere at Point A and you have to make it to Point B, let's say maybe 10 miles away. Your only equipment is some surplus jungle boots, some old tiger stripe camo uniform left over from the Vietnam War, a boonie hat, a scarf, some eye protection and a mouthguard, a couple canteens of water, a single MRE baggie, and a little compact of camo face paint. The wilderness area is filled with aforementioned women who have paintball makers. Their goal is to hunt you down and chase you while shooting you repeatedly with paintballs. If they hit you, the game keeps going; it only stops if you say you give up, which presumably would only happen if several of them were chasing you around about 5 feet away and repeatedly unloading their markers into you and you couldn't get away from them. That way a big part of the challenge is pain tolerance and athleticism. There's lots of these women, and they have patrol routes and everything, so that there's a high probability of multiple encounters with them on your way to Point B.

So basically you have to evade the patrols and get to Point B. If you do this you have completed the challenge and get some sort of cool prize of thematic relevance, maybe a ghillie suit or something.

That would be one of the awesomeest outdoor day adventures ever. I cannot believe no one has created this yet.