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ShadowDragon8685
post Mar 6 2012, 03:17 AM
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I was looking up stats for a vehicle that would be pretty ubiquitous in Seattle and was big enough to hold a team of armed Vory soldiers and I thought "hey, the GMC Bulldog. It's the stereotypical Rigger Van."

Then I look at it... What the chrome?

It has an acceleration rating of 5/10. 5/10. By way of comparison, a Zuggsmaschine - that is, a tractor-trailer - with semi-trailer attached, accelerates at 5/20. The van will lose a drag race against a laden semi-trailer. An unladen one will smoke it.

It's gotta be a misprint somehow, isn't it? I mean, that's crap beyond crap. The Evo Orderly - an anthroform mobility chair for elderly Japanese people - accelerates faster than that!
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- ShadowDragon8685   Is the GMC bulldog really this crap?   Mar 6 2012, 03:17 AM
- - Yerameyahu   *shrug* When does that stat even come up? If it bo...   Mar 6 2012, 03:20 AM
|- - SpellBinder   QUOTE (Yerameyahu @ Mar 5 2012, 08:20 PM)...   Mar 6 2012, 10:01 AM
- - CanRay   Major torque differences. Van engines are cramped...   Mar 6 2012, 03:21 AM
- - ShadowDragon8685   Actually, the Zuggsmaschine is a cab-over. And whi...   Mar 6 2012, 03:32 AM
- - CanRay   Well, it all depends on the stock engine/transmiss...   Mar 6 2012, 03:42 AM
- - Yerameyahu   The Run/Walk values for all vehicles are pretty cr...   Mar 6 2012, 03:42 AM
- - CanRay   Yes, with the RoadMaster being a downgraded versio...   Mar 6 2012, 03:47 AM
- - CanRay   Anyhow, I think all the cool teams are upgrading t...   Mar 6 2012, 04:02 AM
- - Yerameyahu   I prefer the Hotspur. Walls and roofs are for siss...   Mar 6 2012, 04:06 AM
- - CanRay   I really got to go through the vehicles again... ...   Mar 6 2012, 04:09 AM
- - Yerameyahu   If I did want a roof, though, how about the COP? A...   Mar 6 2012, 04:16 AM
- - Froggie   My upcoming character is thinking of a Gaz P-179 f...   Mar 6 2012, 04:28 AM
- - CanRay   Personal vehicles are just a matter of taste. The...   Mar 6 2012, 04:29 AM
- - Froggie   Isn't the idea of a team van a bit of a TV tro...   Mar 6 2012, 04:35 AM
- - CanRay   C-N Jackrabbit. And make the Troll sit in the bac...   Mar 6 2012, 04:45 AM
- - KarmaInferno   Motorcycle with four sidecars. ...what? -k   Mar 6 2012, 04:47 AM
|- - CanRay   QUOTE (KarmaInferno @ Mar 6 2012, 12:47 A...   Mar 6 2012, 04:59 AM
- - Froggie   Or a Troll driver taking up the entire internal sp...   Mar 6 2012, 04:50 AM
- - Froggie   Back on topic somewhat: I always considered the a...   Mar 6 2012, 05:01 AM
- - Udoshi   On a whole I feel that the Arsenal vehicles just h...   Mar 6 2012, 05:48 AM
- - TwoDee   Something I have learned with my shiny new drive-m...   Mar 6 2012, 07:51 AM
- - Midas   Yop, the GMC StepVan is pretty shitty in terms of ...   Mar 6 2012, 10:06 AM
|- - CanRay   QUOTE (Midas @ Mar 6 2012, 06:06 AM) Yop,...   Mar 6 2012, 11:39 AM
|- - ShadowDragon8685   QUOTE (Midas @ Mar 6 2012, 05:06 AM) For ...   Mar 6 2012, 12:44 PM
- - snowRaven   My players are using a Stepvan atm - then again, t...   Mar 6 2012, 11:22 AM
- - Seriously Mike   ...my players' team has a Bulldog. They use it...   Mar 6 2012, 11:41 AM
- - CanRay   My one attempt at a game, my character had a Ares ...   Mar 6 2012, 11:47 AM
- - Yerameyahu   Still. The Rover (prolly should cost more) and the...   Mar 6 2012, 12:53 PM
|- - CanRay   QUOTE (Yerameyahu @ Mar 6 2012, 08:53 AM)...   Mar 6 2012, 02:00 PM
- - Yerameyahu   Ooh, I forgot: Bulldog gets +4 Mod Slots (Arsenal)...   Mar 6 2012, 04:34 PM
- - Modular Man   Whereas the Hermes comes with two small drone plat...   Mar 6 2012, 11:28 PM
|- - ShadowDragon8685   QUOTE (Modular Man @ Mar 6 2012, 06:28 PM...   Mar 6 2012, 11:29 PM
|- - CanRay   QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Mar 6 2012, 07...   Mar 6 2012, 11:38 PM
||- - snowRaven   QUOTE (CanRay @ Mar 7 2012, 12:38 AM) The...   Mar 6 2012, 11:45 PM
|- - Modular Man   QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Mar 7 2012, 12...   Mar 8 2012, 04:41 PM
|- - CanRay   QUOTE (Modular Man @ Mar 8 2012, 12:41 PM...   Mar 8 2012, 06:28 PM
- - Stahlseele   Remember kids: it works! http://www.youtube.co...   Mar 7 2012, 12:03 AM
- - CanRay   Of course the German links to David Hasselhoff.   Mar 7 2012, 12:43 AM
- - Stahlseele   The Hoff sang and the Wall fell!   Mar 7 2012, 09:21 AM
- - ggodo   I was under the impression that was their purpose ...   Mar 7 2012, 11:48 AM
|- - ShadowDragon8685   QUOTE (ggodo @ Mar 7 2012, 06:48 AM) I wa...   Mar 7 2012, 01:10 PM
|- - Stahlseele   QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Mar 7 2012, 02...   Mar 7 2012, 11:31 PM
|- - CanRay   QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Mar 7 2012, 09...   Mar 8 2012, 12:07 AM
|- - snowRaven   QUOTE (CanRay @ Mar 8 2012, 01:07 AM) I...   Mar 8 2012, 12:32 AM
- - Stahlseele   Yah. We don't even try anything else if custo...   Mar 8 2012, 12:09 AM
- - NiL_FisK_Urd   norton, the yellow plague ^^   Mar 8 2012, 12:12 AM
- - Stahlseele   I keep telling you: come over here and we will hoo...   Mar 8 2012, 07:57 PM
|- - CanRay   QUOTE (Stahlseele @ Mar 8 2012, 03:57 PM)...   Mar 8 2012, 08:36 PM
- - Stahlseele   well, bull ain't known for his pity . . better...   Mar 8 2012, 08:48 PM
|- - CanRay   QUOTE (Stahlseele @ Mar 8 2012, 04:48 PM)...   Mar 8 2012, 08:49 PM
|- - Stahlseele   QUOTE (CanRay @ Mar 8 2012, 09:49 PM) Too...   Mar 8 2012, 08:59 PM
|- - CanRay   QUOTE (Stahlseele @ Mar 8 2012, 04:59 PM)...   Mar 8 2012, 09:17 PM
- - Saint Sithney   I think the Bulldog's Accl stats are gimped to...   Mar 8 2012, 09:50 PM
|- - snowRaven   QUOTE (Saint Sithney @ Mar 8 2012, 10:50 ...   Mar 8 2012, 10:03 PM
- - Yerameyahu   Stupid Ramming.   Mar 8 2012, 09:54 PM


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