Cause I'm bored, Have at Options

[Nikoli]

There are a few of the threads that I read
(As sung to “A few of my favorite things”)

“Backstabs an’ breaches”
an’ old “Revelations”,
“Implants at Chargen”
an’ “Worlds without End”
“Avatars and Adepts”,
an’ “Binding free spirits”
These are a few of the threads that I read.

“Chatbots” an’ “Elf porn”,
“Nukers” an’ “Snipers”
An’ “Little what if’s”
“D C R S”
an’ “N S R C G”
These are a few of the threads that I read…

“Stupid questions
about Improved
Invisibility”,
“Unloading firearms
in a general direction”
“Enhanced aim” and
“Finding mods for climbing”
These are a few of the threads that I read.

When the site dies,
When the posts suck,
When there’s nothing new.
I simply peruse the threads that I’ve stored,
And then I don’t feel so bored.

Breaches.. Hmmm Revelations,
Chargen... end,
La dee da, la dee da,
La dee da, da,
These are a few of the threads that I read.

When the site dies,
When the posts suck,
When there’s nothing new.
I simply peruse the threads that I’ve stored,
And then I don’t feel so bored.