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***FanPro Press Release - 06/06/05***

Dear Unwashed Masses,

Due to popular demand and our own need to make fistfuls of sweaty cash, we are pleased to announce the forthcoming release of The World is Round - 4th Edition.

Now, we know that fans of our previous edition, The World is Flat 3, will reject to notion of progress without ever having read a single word of it. We ran into these same problems during our release of The World is the Center of the Universe and The Sun Revolves Around the Earth - 2nd Edition and we dragged them kicking and screaming into a new way of thinking. In response to the concerns about TWIF4, we would like to put forth the following statement:

"If you don't like it, go play d20, suckers! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now give us your money, chumps!"

Thank you.

***End of Press Release***

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- Kenshi   FanPro Announcement   Jun 6 2005, 02:15 PM
- - SR4-WTF?   QUOTE (Kenshi @ Jun 6 2005, 09:15 AM) If you...   Jun 6 2005, 02:41 PM
- - Backgammon   Very constructive thread, thank you   Jun 6 2005, 03:10 PM
- - Kenshi   QUOTE (SR4-WTF?) You are making fun of someone? I...   Jun 6 2005, 03:13 PM
- - hermit   Wonderful new take on all this. Thanks a lot! ...   Jun 6 2005, 03:15 PM
- - SR4-WTF?   I'm convinced that SR4 is the Third Coming of ...   Jun 6 2005, 03:28 PM
- - SR4-WTF?   QUOTE (hermit @ Jun 6 2005, 10:15 AM) SR4WTF:...   Jun 6 2005, 03:37 PM
- - hermit   QUOTE Have you had the mandatory frontal labotomy ...   Jun 6 2005, 03:39 PM
- - Kenshi   And to think, I almost didn't buy tickets to t...   Jun 6 2005, 03:41 PM
- - hermit   QUOTE I'll support Shadowrun 4 like a naughty ...   Jun 6 2005, 03:52 PM
- - SirBedevere   Kenshi, thanks for bringing humour back to the boa...   Jun 6 2005, 07:09 PM
- - nezumi   I am amused. You should work with Bull for future...   Jun 6 2005, 07:12 PM
- - GaiasWrath8   I only have one thing to say about this. WEEEEEEE...   Jun 6 2005, 07:17 PM
- - Eldritch   You can be a windling, but you'll need the Aer...   Jun 6 2005, 07:21 PM
- - Jrayjoker   Although I hear the Kender will be making an appea...   Jun 6 2005, 07:27 PM
- - Kagetenshi   No, but I don't think it's breaking my NDA...   Jun 6 2005, 07:33 PM
- - Jrayjoker   Gully Dwarves?   Jun 6 2005, 07:38 PM
- - Eldritch   Nah, Pooh flinging Monkeys   Jun 6 2005, 07:44 PM
- - SR4-WTF?   I don't think it is breaking the NDA to say th...   Jun 6 2005, 07:46 PM
- - Jrayjoker   QUOTE (Eldritch) Nah, Pooh flinging Monkeys ...   Jun 6 2005, 07:46 PM
- - GaiasWrath8   You see, that would make it all better. I declai...   Jun 6 2005, 07:46 PM
- - Jrayjoker   QUOTE (SR4-WTF?) I don't think it is breaking ...   Jun 6 2005, 07:47 PM
- - Jrayjoker   QUOTE (GaiasWrath8 @ Jun 6 2005, 01:46 PM) Yo...   Jun 6 2005, 07:48 PM
- - Eldritch   Oh! Don't forget Skrang while your talkin...   Jun 6 2005, 07:51 PM
- - Kenshi   12 posts in the last 1/2 hour and NONE of them hav...   Jun 6 2005, 07:52 PM
- - Eldritch   Sure it does! We're making fun of each ot...   Jun 6 2005, 07:56 PM
- - Kenshi   By all means, proceed!   Jun 6 2005, 07:58 PM
- - GaiasWrath8   Ummmm, I was not making fun, I really want T'S...   Jun 6 2005, 08:10 PM
- - Jrayjoker   Can you believe he called the cops on me? Geez, wh...   Jun 6 2005, 08:21 PM
- - Eldritch   Dood - you shoulda disguised your voice as an elde...   Jun 6 2005, 08:23 PM
- - Shadow   Wait... he has a security staff?   Jun 6 2005, 08:38 PM
- - Jrayjoker   Yeah, the Secret Service. You knew he was really D...   Jun 6 2005, 08:51 PM
- - Kagetenshi   Of course. He reads these forums too, you know. ~...   Jun 6 2005, 08:52 PM
- - Crimsondude 2.0   QUOTE (Kenshi) If you're not sure, I'm mak...   Jun 6 2005, 09:02 PM
- - Jrayjoker   Who, Dick Cheney? Am I in trouble now? Seriously...   Jun 6 2005, 09:01 PM
- - Jrayjoker   QUOTE (Crimsondude 2.0) QUOTE (Kenshi @ Jun 6...   Jun 6 2005, 09:03 PM
- - Crimsondude 2.0   QUOTE (Jrayjoker) QUOTE (Crimsondude 2.0 @ Ju...   Jun 6 2005, 09:11 PM
- - Jrayjoker   Obviously you miss the point of the thread hijack ...   Jun 6 2005, 09:11 PM
- - hermit   And they say Germans have no sense of humor. Shees...   Jun 6 2005, 09:14 PM
- - Jrayjoker   He may be german...   Jun 6 2005, 09:27 PM
- - GaiasWrath8   He may also like to dress in womens cloths and dre...   Jun 6 2005, 09:32 PM
- - hermit   Weren't there monkey men in some ED supplement...   Jun 6 2005, 09:34 PM
- - Kenshi   Crimsondude, the point of my thread was to poke fu...   Jun 6 2005, 09:36 PM
- - Jrayjoker   I prefer poopy-butt. Its just so preschool.   Jun 6 2005, 09:38 PM
- - Garland   QUOTE (hermit) Weren't there monkey men in som...   Jun 6 2005, 09:40 PM
- - SR4-WTF?   I heard that at least Windlings are definately are...   Jun 6 2005, 09:41 PM
- - Jrayjoker   Shakes fist angrily at Adam I want my monkies dam...   Jun 6 2005, 09:45 PM
- - hermit   QUOTE There were flying monkeys in 1st ed. ED. Tha...   Jun 6 2005, 09:45 PM
- - GaiasWrath8   I think that this thread gave SR4 what it needed, ...   Jun 6 2005, 09:45 PM
- - Eldritch   Doood. Poo flinging flying monkeys. Oh Yeah. Th...   Jun 6 2005, 09:46 PM
- - Jrayjoker   Turn to Goo now has a geased requirement of flingi...   Jun 6 2005, 09:47 PM
- - Garland   Sadly, no. The Ice Flyers (as these monkeys were ...   Jun 6 2005, 09:47 PM
- - Eldritch   QUOTE (Jrayjoker) Turn to Goo now has a geased req...   Jun 6 2005, 09:50 PM
- - Jrayjoker   Damn, I thought we were just making shi...errr poo...   Jun 6 2005, 09:52 PM
- - SR4-WTF?   QUOTE (Garland) ...and the "Howling Challenge...   Jun 6 2005, 09:51 PM
- - Kenshi   Poo-flinging Flying Monkeys will not be in The Wor...   Jun 6 2005, 09:53 PM
- - Garland   QUOTE (SR4-WTF?) QUOTE (Garland @ Jun 6 2005,...   Jun 6 2005, 09:56 PM
- - Eldritch   My head hurts. Good thing the booses left early, ...   Jun 6 2005, 09:59 PM
- - Crimsondude 2.0   QUOTE (Kenshi) Crimsondude, the point of my thread...   Jun 6 2005, 10:08 PM
- - Eldritch   Pooh Flinging Monkey Appearing as a standard, un-a...   Jun 6 2005, 10:14 PM
- - SR4-WTF?   QUOTE (Garland) QUOTE (SR4-WTF? @ Jun 6 2005,...   Jun 6 2005, 10:14 PM
- - Garland   It was a play on words. I meant it figuratively, ...   Jun 6 2005, 10:18 PM
- - SR4-WTF?   Yes. Please edit out your last response and replac...   Jun 6 2005, 10:24 PM
- - hermit   QUOTE So... now that my explanation has removed al...   Jun 6 2005, 10:24 PM
- - Snow_Fox   We aren't condemning it without reading a sing...   Jun 7 2005, 03:07 AM
- - Mortax   I seriously fell out of my chair laughing at this ...   Jun 7 2005, 03:22 AM
- - Kenshi   QUOTE (Myself)I know that the Shadowrun 4 section ...   Jun 7 2005, 05:05 AM
- - Crimsondude 2.0   Nothing is quite that simple, especially not opini...   Jun 7 2005, 05:14 AM
- - SR4-WTF?   QUOTE (Crimsondude 2.0) Nothing is quite that simp...   Jun 7 2005, 05:44 AM
- - Crimsondude 2.0   That's hilarious!   Jun 7 2005, 06:39 AM
- - tisoz   QUOTE (Snow_Fox) ...we're condemning it becaus...   Jun 7 2005, 08:30 AM
- - Critias   So now you're saying the FAQs are great becaus...   Jun 7 2005, 08:31 AM
- - tisoz   I don't believe I ever mentioned or quoted any...   Jun 7 2005, 09:16 AM
- - hermit   QUOTE However, the backlash that is being voiced m...   Jun 7 2005, 11:51 AM
- - nezumi   QUOTE (Eldritch) Pooh Flinging Monkey I think...   Jun 7 2005, 12:59 PM
- - Jrayjoker   QUOTE (Crimsondude 2.0) That's hilarious! ...   Jun 7 2005, 01:24 PM
- - Jrayjoker   QUOTE (nezumi @ Jun 7 2005, 06:59 AM) QUOTE (...   Jun 7 2005, 01:27 PM
- - Jrayjoker   QUOTE (tisoz) I don't believe I ever mentioned...   Jun 7 2005, 01:27 PM
- - SirBedevere   QUOTE (Jrayjoker) On that note, did Eore get hit w...   Jun 7 2005, 03:18 PM
- - Eldritch   QUOTE (nezumi) QUOTE (Eldritch @ Jun 6 2005, ...   Jun 7 2005, 03:30 PM
- - nezumi   No, Eyore was just a very, very early playtester f...   Jun 7 2005, 03:43 PM
- - Eldritch   QUOTE (nezumi) No, Eyore was just a very, very ear...   Jun 7 2005, 04:07 PM


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