 And now a running list of things I am not allowed to do in Shadowrun, And now a running list to lift all of our spirits. |
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2030j. Or plastic sporks, a bic pen, or a deck of playing cards.
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Mar 23 2010, 06:31 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 200 Joined: 23-March 10 From: Nashville, TN, CAS Member No.: 18,348 |
QUOTE (Bull @ Aug 25 2009, 05:04 PM)  333. I am not allowed to ask if Mr. Johnson has a yellow exclamation ARO over his head. 333a. Nor am I allowed to ask if any other NPCs have them either. 2031. I am not allowed to to have a geas which requires me to have all my spells listed on cards 2031a. Or ask how many pips the spells cost 2031b. Or call a fireball a "flaming cheeseball" 2032. I am not allowed to charm a bunch of hamsters and make them dance... ever 2033. I am not allowed to charm a platypus, put a fedora on him, and call him Perry 2034. As a GM, I am not allowed to use references from Disney shows 2034a. Unless the kids don't catch them (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wobble.gif) |
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Mar 23 2010, 06:35 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (MindandPen @ Mar 23 2010, 02:31 PM) 2034. As a GM, I am not allowed to use references from Disney shows 2034a. Unless the kids don't catch them (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wobble.gif) "Flowers for your doxy?" |
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Mar 23 2010, 07:17 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 122 Joined: 5-June 08 From: Alabama Member No.: 16,041 |
22xx: Nobody what I get my charisma to, "Plan B" cannot be to sex my way through the complex. And I most certainly cannot offer the security officer a handy to erase all the recorded evidence.
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Mar 23 2010, 10:57 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 53 Joined: 27-October 09 From: Somewhere in the Web Member No.: 17,799 |
Matrix: You just didn't have the right dice...
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Mar 23 2010, 11:57 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 628 Joined: 13-December 09 From: Montreal, Quebec Member No.: 17,963 |
we are at 22xx
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Mar 24 2010, 12:03 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 278 Joined: 26-June 09 Member No.: 17,321 |
Yes, my post a while back was purposely miss-numberd in an experment wich's goal was to see if people check the number or just go right off the post above them.
You guys passed the test. |
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Mar 24 2010, 12:06 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 628 Joined: 13-December 09 From: Montreal, Quebec Member No.: 17,963 |
QUOTE (Lok1 :) @ Mar 23 2010, 08:03 PM) Yes, my post a while back was purposely miss-numberd in an experment wich's goal was to see if people check the number or just go right off the post above them. You guys passed the test. I'm just a purist ;) |
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Mar 24 2010, 07:10 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 122 Joined: 5-June 08 From: Alabama Member No.: 16,041 |
I knew the numbers didn't match, but I figured it was more appropriate to go with the number right before mine.
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Mar 27 2010, 03:12 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 278 Joined: 26-June 09 Member No.: 17,321 |
2035: Cyborgs do not cry "EXTERMINATE" befor launching an attack.
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Mar 27 2010, 04:31 AM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Lok1 :) @ Mar 26 2010, 11:12 PM) 2035: Cyborgs do not cry "EXTERMINATE" befor launching an attack. 2035a. Nor do they cry oil repeating "I did my duty for Queen and country" over and over. |
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Mar 27 2010, 05:33 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 5,542 Joined: 30-September 08 From: D/FW Megaplex Member No.: 16,387 |
QUOTE (Lok1 :) @ Mar 26 2010, 10:12 PM) 2035: Cyborgs do not cry "EXTERMINATE" befor launching an attack. QUOTE (Draco18s Posted Yesterday, 11:31 PM ) 2035a. Nor do they cry oil repeating "I did my duty for Queen and country" over and over. 2045b. In fact, cyborgs don't technically cry at all, since the surgical process removed their tear ducts.. |
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Mar 27 2010, 02:51 PM
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Immortal Elf Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 |
QUOTE (Neraph @ Mar 27 2010, 01:33 AM) 2045b. In fact, cyborgs don't technically cry at all, since the surgical process removed their tear ducts.. Didja miss that episode of Doctor Who? |
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Mar 27 2010, 07:09 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,717 Joined: 23-March 09 From: Weymouth, UK Member No.: 17,007 |
Cyborgs vs Cyberzombies, anyone?
"You are superior in only one respect." "AND WHAT IS THAT?" "You are better at DIE-ING." |
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Mar 31 2010, 03:36 PM
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Has "Cannot play around with FABIII" been added yet?
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Mar 31 2010, 03:49 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 572 Joined: 6-February 09 From: London Uk Member No.: 16,848 |
QUOTE (Kazuhiro @ Mar 31 2010, 04:36 PM) Has "Cannot play around with FABIII" been added yet? I used the threat of that once when interviewing a captured adept, turned out I was just using green jello but he wasnt to know that |
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Mar 31 2010, 04:18 PM
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QUOTE (Lansdren @ Mar 31 2010, 11:49 AM) I used the threat of that once when interviewing a captured adept, My party has an indestructo-car vehicle thing, and they're considering adding a layer of FABIII.
turned out I was just using green jello but he wasnt to know that |
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Mar 31 2010, 10:11 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 106 Joined: 27-March 10 From: California Member No.: 18,371 |
N+1: I am not allowed to combine Artisan (Breakdancing), Exotic Ranged Weapon (Cyberleg Grenade Launchers), and cyberlegs fitted with grenade launchers to perform a "spinning deathblossom" in combat, no matter how much it makes the GM laugh.
N+1b: No, not even if I take Distinctive Style three times. I have exceedingly strange friends. |
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Apr 1 2010, 12:25 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 628 Joined: 13-December 09 From: Montreal, Quebec Member No.: 17,963 |
QUOTE (Thirty Second Artbomb @ Mar 31 2010, 05:11 PM) N+1: I am not allowed to combine Artisan (Breakdancing), Exotic Ranged Weapon (Cyberleg Grenade Launchers), and cyberlegs fitted with grenade launchers to perform a "spinning deathblossom" in combat, no matter how much it makes the GM laugh. N+1b: No, not even if I take Distinctive Style three times. I have exceedingly strange friends. That would be allowed and the first time would give a 10 karma award ! |
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Apr 1 2010, 03:41 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 106 Joined: 27-March 10 From: California Member No.: 18,371 |
QUOTE (Delarn @ Mar 31 2010, 04:25 PM) That would be allowed and the first time would give a 10 karma award ! Would there be an additional bonus for using appropriate music as well? |
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Apr 1 2010, 02:47 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 628 Joined: 13-December 09 From: Montreal, Quebec Member No.: 17,963 |
QUOTE (Thirty Second Artbomb @ Mar 31 2010, 11:41 PM) Would there be an additional bonus for using appropriate music as well? Counted in the 10 karma ! |
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Apr 1 2010, 06:41 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 163 Joined: 28-September 09 From: Soldotna, Alaska Member No.: 17,683 |
QUOTE (Thirty Second Artbomb @ Mar 31 2010, 01:11 PM) N+1: I am not allowed to combine Artisan (Breakdancing), Exotic Ranged Weapon (Cyberleg Grenade Launchers), and cyberlegs fitted with grenade launchers to perform a "spinning deathblossom" in combat, no matter how much it makes the GM laugh. N+1b: No, not even if I take Distinctive Style three times. I have exceedingly strange friends. Sig'd :JD |
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Apr 2 2010, 07:16 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 278 Joined: 26-June 09 Member No.: 17,321 |
2048: It is not amusing to creat a campagin whose sole perpous is to see how long the players will go befor they realise I'm coppying and pasting the plot from "Firefly".
2049: It is not "the age of the geek, baby", even though it is. |
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Apr 2 2010, 11:34 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
2231- No runs based of Mario Party 8's Tycoon level.
2232- No longer allowed to have the Drop Bear Conspiracy as a group contact. 2233- Drop Bear wrangling is not a skill. 2234- There is not always room for jello. 2234a- Or explosions. 2235- The answer is not more cowbell. 2236- The local mafia don does not sound like Mario. 2237- Bukkake and Bunraku are to entirely seperate things and I am not allowed to be involved in either of them. 2238- Not allowed to destroy dice that displease me at the gaming table. EDIT- You're still off Lok1 |
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Apr 3 2010, 12:37 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 628 Joined: 13-December 09 From: Montreal, Quebec Member No.: 17,963 |
QUOTE (Angelone @ Apr 2 2010, 06:34 PM) 2237- Bukkake and Bunraku are to entirely seperate things and I am not allowed to be involved in either of them. Hentai desu ka ? |
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