 [RL]Downside to sex with spirits., Spirit is willing, But the flesh is weak |
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 Nov 21 2005, 02:58 AM
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Neophyte Runner  Group: Members Posts: 2,086 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 364  |
Sure, we all joke about sex with your ally spirit, but just remember, you could end up like this guy, stuck with a spirit haunting him for sex every night for 16 years.
No wonder the guy is too tired to hold a steady job. |
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Nov 21 2005, 03:07 AM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
An I the only one that think it strange that burnt paper dolls are getting a monthly salary? |
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Nov 21 2005, 03:23 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,086 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 364 |
If that's the only thing you found strange about the story, you're not really trying. But hey, if some guy with an overactive nocturnal emission cycle and a shaky grasp of reality wants to turn to a medium for help, I'm not about to say he can't.
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Nov 21 2005, 03:30 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,901 Joined: 19-June 03 Member No.: 4,775 |
This thread has by far the best subtitle I have ever seen on these boards. This is the first time the stupid fucking free spirit joke has ever been funny.
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Nov 21 2005, 09:01 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
I'm just waiting for dikoting to come in somewhere and the joke will be complete...
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Nov 21 2005, 09:04 AM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
The spirit was willing but the flesh was rended by its horribly sharp diamond-hard edges. Remember, spirits don't get tired. They keep going untill they are satasfied or you are dead. Sometimes, they fail to stop for the latter. |
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Nov 21 2005, 09:07 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
Yeah! That's where the possession power comes into play. :grinbig: |
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Nov 21 2005, 08:30 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,086 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 364 |
But at that point, wouldn't the spirit just be playing with itself? Or are we bringing a second spirit into the mix? |
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Nov 21 2005, 08:41 PM
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Chrome to the Core Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,152 Joined: 14-October 03 From: ::1 Member No.: 5,715 |
That brings the term "mounted by a loa" to a new level. |
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Nov 21 2005, 09:10 PM
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Dragon Group: Members Posts: 4,718 Joined: 14-September 02 Member No.: 3,263 |
It's almost as strange as how completely disconnected, at least as far as i can fathom, the last 3 paragraphs are from the rest of that article. It's like they decided to conserve on story titles by appending an entirely unrelated story to the end. :rotfl: P.S. I too salute the punniness of RunnerPaul's subtitle. :notworthy: |
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Nov 21 2005, 11:20 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 62 Joined: 18-August 03 From: Atlanta Member No.: 5,512 |
Does it really? |
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Nov 21 2005, 11:27 PM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
Plot Hook: Two apparitions who were killed in a tragic accident on their wedding day more than a century earlier possess the two most homophobic male characters they can find to consumate their union so that they can finally move on. |
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