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[Playing Games]

"Let's dance"
"Come on,do you really think I was trying?"
"If you have to believe in something .Then why not believe in me?"
"I ain't going to hide.I am already dead.But before my body stops moving,I am going kill as many of them as I can."

[TinkerGnome]

P1: "I can do better, really!"
P2: "That was fine!"
P1: "Good, because I can't really do better."

[Gyro the Greek S...]

"The gangers were just a distraction for the superassasin? Oh, and here comes the dragon."

"You do not have Bard's Tongue! YOU DO NOT HAVE BARD'S TONGUE!"

[Siege]

"No, I have _the_ bard's tounge...in a little baggie...wanna see?"

-Siege

[Shadowrunner13]

Mine are a little old, but I still stand by them...

"Ever feel like you fell in a pool of stupid and couldn't get dry?"

"If this guy were any dumber, you'd have to water him twice a day..."

SR13

[Siege]

"More fun than chucking water balloons at a drowning man."

-Siege

[Kagetenshi]

"Peace and Love, Incorporated."
"What do I have to do to get a call to go my way?"
"Everyone on the ground! This is an audit!"

~J

[Siege]

"Everyone down! Faces on the floor! What? I'm Greek...we have to specify..."

-Siege

[Game2BHappy]

"The next care to be taken, in respect of the Senses, is a supplying of their infirmities with Instruments, and as it were, the adding of artificial Organs to the natural... and as Glasses have highly promoted our seeing, so 'tis not improbable, but that there may be found many mechanical inventions to improve our other senses of hearing, smelling, tasting, and touching."
-Robert Hooke in Micrographia, 1665

[Playing Games]

'They want to eat their cake and have it to."

"Don't you mean have their cake and eat it?"

"No, you bloody moron. Anyone can have a cake and eat.That is is the bloody point of having a cake.Eating it. But they want to eat it, and still have it.Now that takes talent."

[Large Mike]

Dig the .Sig

Also:

You gotta live your life like a urinal, and don't take no crap from nobody.
"Who's the brains of this operation?" "I don't think this is a brains kinda operation."

[Frag-o Delux]

The best line I think can from the Aztlan book. "Too stupid to live, too chromed to die." That describes a lot of players I have played with.

[Drain Brain]

"We have a lifestyle to maintain... health is a secondary consideration." (random music commercial)

"The enemy cannot push a button, IF you disable his hand!" (Starship Troopers)

"This is a $165000 car... limited edition!"
"Limited? Damn right its limited! No back seat, no cup holders, it's just a big, shiny dick with two seats in it! An' I bet we' just the balls, just draggin' the fuck along, too..." (if you don't know, I pitty you...)


"Give me your clothes."
"Talk to the hand..."
*crunch*
"Give me your clothes." (T3)

"MEDIC!!!!" (also Starship Troopers, but I have to include it for the sake of how many times it occurs in our games...)


(excuse me for this one...)
"Dead Orc,
Dead Orc,
Dead Orc, Dead Orc, Dead Orc, Dead Orc, Dead Orc!
Diddly Dee-Dum, di Diddly Dee-Dum"

(Almost every game my group has ever played (where applicable), upon the death of an orc. Sung to the Pink Panther music)

[TimeKeeper]

My team had a decker with a sat uplink. They were in the rigger's van heading towards the Arcology during the Shutdown. They were taking the freeway off-ramp with the decker giving them directions along the way.

D: "Says here we should watch out for the... hold scrolling down... mines buried in the off-ramp."

R: "What?"

D: "Mines. Buried in the off-ramp."

Yeah....

[Guest_Crimsondude 2.0_*]

I can't believe this one hasn't been uttered:

"I think we just broke the record for the number of gun fights in one week."
-- From the sequel to Brain's "pity you" movie.

I'm going to assume Heat and Ronin quotes need not be mentioned because they are so goddamn obvious.

[FlakJacket]

Ripped straight off from Lazarus Churchyard. Four gangers burst into the PC's bedroom and empty a pair of pistols, and SMG and shotgun into him. They don't know he's a vampire so he basically automatically regenerates. He sits up, orientates himself and has a couple seconds of whafuck before zeroing in and glaring at them. He was always a bit grouchy without sleep and plus they'd just ruined his favourite shirt that he'd been wearing.

In a kind of combination deadpan/pissed off threat, 'There will now be violence'. Proceeded to literally rip all four gangers limb from limb with his bare hands. Essence boost to quickness and strength can be nifty. :) Whole violence thing kind of became a saying for us whenever things went mental.

[Mr.Platinum]

Well I see my entry was deleted by a panty wasted moderator so I'll add again.

"Sound of my ares went bang and all over was the muther fuckers brain"


p1"got any last words?"
p2" yeah I do"
p1"good u just used em" Bang!! :nuyen:

[last_of_the_grea...]

"There's nothing that can't be solved with swift and brutal violence!"
Uttered by me! Yay me!

"Opinions are like @$$holes. Everbody has one"
Truer words ne'er spoken from Dirty Harry

"He shoots...HE SCORES!!! "
The announcer guy on Hockey Night in Canada

*The South Park Kids, playing Lord of the Rings as they pass by other kids*
"What are you doing?"
*Other kids*
"Playing Harry Potter.
*Eric Cartman*
"Hah! Fags!" (Note: this in no way is intended to hurt the feelings of either cigarettes or bundles of sticks!)

[Fortune]

[Mightyflapjack]

My group's choice lines...

"Do my house have a backyard? Of course It does. (looks at GM without pausing) Does It?"

Q:"What can you tell me about that limo?"
A:"It went that way."

"What do you mean we broke into the wrong megacorp?"

Player 1:"Well, empty the guys pockets and get rid of him."
Player 2:"He hasn't got any money on him... We got time to take him to an ATM?"

"We got the chips, the files, and the briefcase... Now give me a hand rolling up the oriental rug in the lobby"

[ThatSzechuan]

"Oops."

[Zen Shooter01]

This was years and world ago, but a shadowrun time I was GMing had taken some guys prisoner. I don't even remember why. But they had them tied up in their van, and couldn't really think what to do with them. So they leave them tied up in the van for six hours.

When the PCs get back to the van, I tell them it stinks of urine, because one of the hostages couldn't wait any longer.

The ork says, "What!? I'll cut his little prick off!"

I say, "How will shorting it prevent him from peeing?"

He says after a little thought, "It will if I cauterize it."

[TinkerGnome]

Actually, one of the classics in our group came from a long ago shadowrun, before I even joined the group. The GM at the time and an affinity for intra-PC conflict, and half of the PCs were on one side while the rest were on the other.

Anyway, one group of the PCs captures a lone PC from the other team. Now, this PC was getting the shaft from his teammates, and had been left, essentially, to die. The group is getting ready to torture/beat some information out of him when he takes a deep breath and says:

"Can I vent?"

And then he proceeds to tell the PCs everything he knows about anyone who has even remotely caused him pain, including the other PCs on his side and their plans.

To this day, "Can I vent?" is a fairly common statement for a PC who is upset with other PC actions and is being grilled for information :)

[Sonomancer]

Anyone else wanna negotiate?

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Nobody fucks with de Jesus!

[Catsnightmare]

"Well now, 'name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for'!"

"Not without incident."

"So what have you been doing with yourself?"
"Uh, professional killer."
"Ah, good for you. Growth industry."

"I've never seen anyone kick so much ass in my entire life. "

"They're all dead. They just don't know it yet."

"No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It's a *job*. "