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"Let's dance"
"Come on,do you really think I was trying?"
"If you have to believe in something .Then why not believe in me?"
"I ain't going to hide.I am already dead.But before my body stops moving,I am going kill as many of them as I can."
P1: "I can do better, really!"
P2: "That was fine!"
P1: "Good, because I can't really do better."
Gyro the Greek Sandwich Pirate
"The gangers were just a distraction for the superassasin? Oh, and here comes the dragon."

"You do not have Bard's Tongue! YOU DO NOT HAVE BARD'S TONGUE!"
"No, I have _the_ bard's a little baggie...wanna see?"

Mine are a little old, but I still stand by them...

"Ever feel like you fell in a pool of stupid and couldn't get dry?"

"If this guy were any dumber, you'd have to water him twice a day..."

"More fun than chucking water balloons at a drowning man."

"Peace and Love, Incorporated."
"What do I have to do to get a call to go my way?"
"Everyone on the ground! This is an audit!"

"Everyone down! Faces on the floor! What? I'm Greek...we have to specify..."

"The next care to be taken, in respect of the Senses, is a supplying of their infirmities with Instruments, and as it were, the adding of artificial Organs to the natural... and as Glasses have highly promoted our seeing, so 'tis not improbable, but that there may be found many mechanical inventions to improve our other senses of hearing, smelling, tasting, and touching."
-Robert Hooke in Micrographia, 1665
Playing Games
'They want to eat their cake and have it to."

"Don't you mean have their cake and eat it?"

"No, you bloody moron. Anyone can have a cake and eat.That is is the bloody point of having a cake.Eating it. But they want to eat it, and still have it.Now that takes talent."
Large Mike
Dig the .Sig


You gotta live your life like a urinal, and don't take no crap from nobody.
"Who's the brains of this operation?" "I don't think this is a brains kinda operation."
Frag-o Delux
The best line I think can from the Aztlan book. "Too stupid to live, too chromed to die." That describes a lot of players I have played with.
Drain Brain
"We have a lifestyle to maintain... health is a secondary consideration." (random music commercial)

"The enemy cannot push a button, IF you disable his hand!" (Starship Troopers)

"This is a $165000 car... limited edition!"
"Limited? Damn right its limited! No back seat, no cup holders, it's just a big, shiny dick with two seats in it! An' I bet we' just the balls, just draggin' the fuck along, too..." (if you don't know, I pitty you...)

"Give me your clothes."
"Talk to the hand..."
"Give me your clothes." (T3)

"MEDIC!!!!" (also Starship Troopers, but I have to include it for the sake of how many times it occurs in our games...)

(excuse me for this one...)
"Dead Orc,
Dead Orc,
Dead Orc, Dead Orc, Dead Orc, Dead Orc, Dead Orc!
Diddly Dee-Dum, di Diddly Dee-Dum"

(Almost every game my group has ever played (where applicable), upon the death of an orc. Sung to the Pink Panther music)
My team had a decker with a sat uplink. They were in the rigger's van heading towards the Arcology during the Shutdown. They were taking the freeway off-ramp with the decker giving them directions along the way.

D: "Says here we should watch out for the... hold scrolling down... mines buried in the off-ramp."

R: "What?"

D: "Mines. Buried in the off-ramp."

Crimsondude 2.0
I can't believe this one hasn't been uttered:

"I think we just broke the record for the number of gun fights in one week."
-- From the sequel to Brain's "pity you" movie.

I'm going to assume Heat and Ronin quotes need not be mentioned because they are so goddamn obvious.

Ripped straight off from Lazarus Churchyard. Four gangers burst into the PC's bedroom and empty a pair of pistols, and SMG and shotgun into him. They don't know he's a vampire so he basically automatically regenerates. He sits up, orientates himself and has a couple seconds of whafuck before zeroing in and glaring at them. He was always a bit grouchy without sleep and plus they'd just ruined his favourite shirt that he'd been wearing.

In a kind of combination deadpan/pissed off threat, 'There will now be violence'. Proceeded to literally rip all four gangers limb from limb with his bare hands. Essence boost to quickness and strength can be nifty. smile.gif Whole violence thing kind of became a saying for us whenever things went mental.
Well I see my entry was deleted by a panty wasted moderator so I'll add again.

"Sound of my ares went bang and all over was the muther fuckers brain"

p1"got any last words?"
p2" yeah I do"
p1"good u just used em" Bang!! nuyen.gif
"There's nothing that can't be solved with swift and brutal violence!"
Uttered by me! Yay me!

"Opinions are like @$$holes. Everbody has one"
Truer words ne'er spoken from Dirty Harry

"He shoots...HE SCORES!!! "
The announcer guy on Hockey Night in Canada

*The South Park Kids, playing Lord of the Rings as they pass by other kids*
"What are you doing?"
*Other kids*
"Playing Harry Potter.
*Eric Cartman*
"Hah! Fags!" (Note: this in no way is intended to hurt the feelings of either cigarettes or bundles of sticks!)
QUOTE (Mr.Platinum)
Well I see my entry was deleted by a panty wasted moderator so I'll add again.

I believe that the post you are referring to is in this thread, and has not been deleted at all.
My group's choice lines...

"Do my house have a backyard? Of course It does. (looks at GM without pausing) Does It?"

Q:"What can you tell me about that limo?"
A:"It went that way."

"What do you mean we broke into the wrong megacorp?"

Player 1:"Well, empty the guys pockets and get rid of him."
Player 2:"He hasn't got any money on him... We got time to take him to an ATM?"

"We got the chips, the files, and the briefcase... Now give me a hand rolling up the oriental rug in the lobby"
Zen Shooter01
This was years and world ago, but a shadowrun time I was GMing had taken some guys prisoner. I don't even remember why. But they had them tied up in their van, and couldn't really think what to do with them. So they leave them tied up in the van for six hours.

When the PCs get back to the van, I tell them it stinks of urine, because one of the hostages couldn't wait any longer.

The ork says, "What!? I'll cut his little prick off!"

I say, "How will shorting it prevent him from peeing?"

He says after a little thought, "It will if I cauterize it."
Actually, one of the classics in our group came from a long ago shadowrun, before I even joined the group. The GM at the time and an affinity for intra-PC conflict, and half of the PCs were on one side while the rest were on the other.

Anyway, one group of the PCs captures a lone PC from the other team. Now, this PC was getting the shaft from his teammates, and had been left, essentially, to die. The group is getting ready to torture/beat some information out of him when he takes a deep breath and says:

"Can I vent?"

And then he proceeds to tell the PCs everything he knows about anyone who has even remotely caused him pain, including the other PCs on his side and their plans.

To this day, "Can I vent?" is a fairly common statement for a PC who is upset with other PC actions and is being grilled for information smile.gif
Anyone else wanna negotiate?

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Nobody fucks with de Jesus!
"Well now, 'name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for'!"

"Not without incident."

"So what have you been doing with yourself?"
"Uh, professional killer."
"Ah, good for you. Growth industry."

"I've never seen anyone kick so much ass in my entire life. "

"They're all dead. They just don't know it yet."

"No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It's a *job*. "

"We should have shotguns"
Fygg Nuuton
"Oh my god! Honey come in here, quick! Doesn't he look adorable in that coat with that rifle! You look very handsom, you remind me of your father back in '40 when he was a contract killer! Oh I wish my mother could see you all grown up. Ok, now don't stay out on the lit streets, and when your in the sewers don't let the water get in any open wounds, but stay in the water so the dogs can't smell you. Always remember, don't keep the murder weapon! And if you get hurt, go see the boy donw the street! He knows how to pull out the bullets so that the muscle heals right! And don't talk to the hurlehy boy, I never liked him and i knew he would grow up to be a dirty cop! AND WEAR A SWEATER!"

best quote ever, the firts and last sammy i played, who his parents were shadowrunners and they supported him in whatever he did. very funny, and fun to play
Drain Brain
QUOTE (Catsnightmare)

"No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It's a *job*. "

That has got to be one of my favourite "quotable" movies! And you stole the best ones!

"Thanks fo the pen..."
If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan the mision properly.

"When we look back we see what we might have seen looking forward had we seen what we might have seen" - Bram Stoker, also fittting for many runs
Runner Smurf
Some recent quote...

"Well, we could make the cow out of C4...what?"

[After a PC got an unholy number of successes on an assensing test...]
"Let's see...any medical, he...has a hangnail."

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word." [I don't remember...]

- Runner Smurf
"Sell crazy somewhere else lady, we're all stocked up here."

"I wouldn't shit you! You're my favorite turd!"

"Bring your guitars."

"Sergeant, you better take that contraban stogie out of my face before I shove it so far up your ass you have to set your hair on fire to smoke it."

"We might not be able to escape, but we can give them one humongous repair bill!"

"I can't help this man, he's dead!" wink.gif
HMHVV Hunter
QUOTE (Runner Smurf)
Some recent quote...
"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word." [I don't remember...]

Al Capone, I believe.

Also, what was this one from?:

"No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It's a *job*. "

My favorite gaming quote shall always be: You can run, but you'll only die tired.

From a few movies:

Hey, who are those clowns following us?
- Real Men

Is it too early for flapjacks?
- Groundhog Day

You ever kill anyone?
I hurt someone's feelings once.
- Ronin

I think I jog him a little hard.
- Princess Bride

"Fly a 58 for a scout? Yeah, if you plan to mark the target with a burning aircraft."
--nameless crew chief
"That's what healers are for." - most of the PCs

"Hrm. What to do with my me." (Said by a magician preparing to go astral)

QUOTE (Runner Smurf @ Oct 6 2003, 03:16 PM)
Some recent quote...
"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word." [I don't remember...]

Al Capone, I believe.

Also, what was this one from?:

"No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It's a *job*. "

The quote was from "Grosse Pointe Blank" -- funny film with John Cusack.

Shanshu Freeman
QUOTE (Runner Smurf)

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can ..."

The Untouchables
"Oh yeah, the smell of propane is entirely natural."

or out of character..
"It burns! It burns like hygine!!" (not by me, but another gamer in our group)
"We got the chips, the files, and the briefcase... Now give me a hand rolling up the oriental rug in the lobby"

Hah, sounds too much like our group.

After my last character, the decker, got shacked up in the hospital and separated from the group, my new character makes a point to indicate every run:
"We need a decker for this job."

"You mean we've been driving around in the mountains for four days and there's a plan B!?"

"On any other day that might seem strange."

"Have you killed anyone today Curly?"
"Day ain't over yet."
Bitten by the bug
"Shall we go see the purebred humans in the zoo?"
Said in a SR campaign.

"The path of glory leads but to the grave..." The king from White Dwarf.

"Get away from her, you BITCH.." Need I say more??

Plenty more, but my brain has hit a snafu... sleepy.gif
The Saint: "Does he have any large spreading masses of warmth on his torso? No? Pity, we'll have to add some." (Speaking about his buddy Gutter, who someone else was looking at with thermographic vision.)

Einstein Jones: "I'm a SMART troll."

Einstein Jones: "I got satchel charges of C-12."

I'll have to rack my memory for more quotes from VS games we've had.

Satchel charges!

"Make way for the DWARF!"
"Make a hole!"
"I wish Balin would hurry up."
"Can you feel it, Alric? I have killed the whole world!"

"Is this all you have left of your pitiful army, Alric?"
"It is more than enough to deal with the likes of you!"

"Tallow is this way!"
"Reach out and touch someone."
"Let's put a few more ghosts into this machine"
"I need you cool! Are you cool?"

I don't know why I picked my sig, but I like it.

It's been too long since I played a game to have any quotes.
But I do give props to the guy paraphrasing the Transformer movie.

(see if you can guess which one it is.)
QUOTE (TimeKeeper)
But I do give props to the guy paraphrasing the Transformer movie.

(see if you can guess which one it is.)

Heh. I'm using music from that soundtrack in an upcoming session. Love that movie.

The lines I'd probably be most likely to quote, having not seen the movie in a few years (even though I own it)- "Doesn't this remind you of something?" "Nope. Never seen anything like it."


"Why boy hit my nose?"

(see if you can guess which one it is.)

"We might not be able to escape, but we can give them one humongous repair bill!"

"I got better things to do tonight than die"

"If you're gonna ride, [Dan-o,] ride in style."

"I pulled out his optic circuts w/ my bear hands..."

"Its the cadillac of minivans" -Get Shorty

"My mother hit me once. ONCE" -Johnny Dangerously

"Don't mistake paradise for a pair of long legs" -???

"Get me a stick and sharpen it on both ends" -Lord of the Flies
Sunday_Gamer wrote:
My favorite gaming quote shall always be: You can run, but you'll only die tired.

As the GM of that particular campaign, I have to admit it ranks as one of my all-time favourites too. The setting was perfect and the delivery (muttered through a toothy grin while the target exhausted himself running through knee-high snow) was wicked.

From the same game:

(note that Charlie, the PC, is a vampire and Will is a young hick who ran with a bunch of moderately successful rural vampire hunters before the PCs caught up with them)

Charlie (in calm, measured tones): What is it you men do here?
Will (panicked and whimpering): We... we kill vampires, man.
Charlie: Why do you do that, Will?
Will: To stop 'em from takin' over the world!
Charlie (whispering): You're too late...

From our Mage: the Ascension game:

Lucky: Humility is for weenies.
Hamish: And hubris is for dead people.

Wolfsong: Welcome to the spirit world.
D: Oh my...
Lucky: Keep your arms inside the vehicle at all times and do NOT feed the animals.

D: I think I may have misunderstood something. What happened when–
Hamish: You misunderstood.
D: Yeah, but–
Hamish: You misunderstood.
D: Fine, okay, but when we–
Hamish: You misunderstood.

Bishop: Yes, I can pee champagne.

Lucky: You really need to teach me more about the ways of the spirits and the original forms.
Wolfsong: I have been teaching you. The question is, have you been learning?

Lucky: So let's do it now.
Hamish: We can't do it right now, we have to wait a while.
Lucky: I didn't mean now now, I meant now.
Hamish: What?
Lucky: I meant now, not now.
Wolfsong: So . . . later now?
Lucky: Exactly.

GM: Now, which car is this?
Hamish: The car he stole last night.
Bishop: No, not the car I stole last night, the other one that–-no, wait. It is the one I stole.

Lucky: Okay, the cops are after me... this is not good. I need to change my appearance, disguise myself somehow.
Wolfsong: I could go to work on you with my sacrificial knife.
Lucky: Stay the hell away from me, old man.

Bishop: Can you levitate us from the roof of this fifty-story building to the roof of that seventy-story building, 100 meters over?
Hamish: Sure, if I want paradox weevils to infest my genitals.

Bishop: Don't eat the boy's head, Hamish–we may need him later.

There's many more where those came from, but those are for another day. smile.gif Whew, good memories...
"One man's miracle is another man's warmup." -Me, talking about presentation of magic-tricks
Dim Sum
PC pointing to an NPC mage in SR game ...
"Why is that man using sign language?"

PC in SR game in a 21st-floor apartment upon being ambushed ...
"I jump out the window!"

PC in D&D game to a dragon ...
"We come in peace and will not hurt you."

Sexual innuendos from the [I]Star Wars[I] trilogy:
Han to Chewbaca in the Death Star prison facility ...
"I don't care what you smell, you big hairy oaf, just get in there!"

Leia to Han above the Death Star hangar bay during her escape ...
"You came in that thing?? You're braver than I thought!"

Wedge to Rogue Squadron on approach to the Death Star ...
"Look at the size of that thing!"

Biggs to Luke before their trench run on the Death Star ...
"Luke, at that speed, will we be able to pull out in time?"

Luke to Wedge during their trench run on the Death Star ...
"Get clear, Wedge - you can't do any more good back there!"

Han, on slitting the belly of the taun-taun on Hoth ...
"Urh, I thought this thing smelled bad ... from the outside!"

Yoda to Luke on Dagobah ...
"Size matters not! Judge me by my size to you!"

Yoda to Luke on Dagobah ...
"Control. Control. You MUST learn CONTROL!"

More but can't remember right now ... sarcastic.gif

Topper Harley being recruited in [I]Hot Shots: Part Deux[I] ...
"Why me?"
"Because you're the best of what's left."

Han and Leia in Bespin talking about Lando ...
"I don't trust Lando."
"Well, I don't trust him, either, but he is my friend."

The Sicilian and the Spaniard in [I]The Princess Bride[I] ...
"He's not dead, yet!?? Inconceivable!"
"I do not think this word means what you think it means."

Sean Connery and Honor Blackman in [I]Goldfinfer[I] ...
"I'm Pussy Galore."
"I'm sure."

"You know what old [insert name/Jack Burton] says at a time like this?"
"[insert name/Jack Burton], ME."
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