The second set of quotes I added to my sig.
Taken from the Slayers Movie but sometimes my players used it.

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"Not bad, but it definitely needs more cowbell."

Not that anyone will ever use it... But it'd be worth karma if they did.

"Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death."
-Hunter S. Thompson

Each breath is an adventure.
-David Eddings

That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
-Trevor Goodchild

I am the edge.
-Aeon Flux

People who die from ordinary dangers are dead exactly the same amount as people who die from extraordinary dangers.
-Tim Freeman

No retractable claws,
no opposable toes,
no prehensile tail,
no compound eyes,
no fangs, no wings..
.. SIGHHH...
- Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

We are building our successor, and we're almost finished.
-Dan Clemmensen

Kevyn, re-read the quote carefully.

crap. stupid meat eyes.

Hey, my first three characters used that merc's quote. In that same vein...

"Nobody ever died from having too much ammo."

-Siege

"Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. If we're not back by dawn... call the president."

(Hitman or streetsam type to priest): "Hey, I bring people to God too!"
From the SRTCG, Preacher: *Sound of chamber being worked* "Another convert."
Also from SRTCG, Stomper: "How 'bout you and me wrassle?"
Any face: "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste."

"I wasn't even supposed to be here today!"
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum." *Blows giant bubble, it eventually pops* "There's one thing done."
(Side note: anyone who says the correct quote for that last in my games will find him- or herself quickly incapable of doing either)
"Send lawyers, guns, and money" (Requiescat in pacem, Zevon)
"Si vis pacem, para bellum." ("If you want peace, prepare for war")
"Oderint dum metuant." ("Let them hate, so long as they fear")
"Requiescat in partem" ("Rest in pieces")

And two of my favourites:

When I'm GMing: Players: "Oh, shit"

When I'm playing: GM: "..................You're doing what again?"

~J

"Professional Assassination is the highest form of public service."

"That which does not kill makes you stronger, for pain is the feeling of weakness leaving your body."

"That which does not kill me had better do enough damage to keep me from firing back."

"Everybody get down and suck floor!"

"Ohh, now that is not gonna grow back."

"Wooo, pretty!"

<Gigantic explosion - C12 satchel charge anyone?> "Ding-dong! Avon calling!"

"I need a decision people, which eye does this guy NOT need?"

"Yeah, well, that was excessive."

"God! What do you people do for fun?"

"This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you. <BANG> So? I lied."

"Nothing good can come of this."

"What did you do with the extraction target?"
"Oh, we me this guy at the market, and we swapped her for some magic beans, see?"

"You! Yes, you! The walking "before" picture... Want a donut?!" (Great way to get Lonestar's attention.)

"God DAMN, now that is ugly."

"How far down are you?"
"Like I know. Hey, maybe I should go over and ask the guy over there for directions, the one with the pitchfork and horns?"
"There's a Troll down there with a pitchfork?!"
"....."
(OOC) "Oh, duh me."
(Everyone else.) Yep.

"I'm sorry, did your fragile grasp on reality slip a little too far?"

"Fire makes things pretty!"
"Even people?"
"Especially people. The whole "human Torch" thing...wooo!"

"Good job, now could we leave?"
"Yeah, that guard smells like hamburger and I’m hungry enough as it is."

(Never ask about the above ones...)


Oh, and constant reminders in game-time.
"Good monkey! Have a peanut!"
"You know, you really ARE special."

-L

"Sometimes it's all right just to be a little bad. To know your limitations. Make do with what you've got"

"What a beautiful place... what do we blow up first?"

"A little of what you fancy does you good. A lot of what you fancy does you in."

"A sucking chest wound is natures way of telling you to slow down." CLASSIC!!!

"Nice wheels..."
"Thanks - they came with the car."

Ran a Yakuza campaign a few years ago, in which one of the players was carrying on the family torch. So his mother tells him (in my best bad-Japanese accent):

"I so proud of you! You rutheless killer like your father!"

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Tactical computer called a Graphical Omnisicient Device (G.O.D.): "Target aquired."
Felix the Troll: "Thank you, oh Lord!" <BANG>

Pyromancer, after using a fireball on some drive-by shooters: "Beware the awakened pedestrian."

Beowulf, at the start of the first mission: "We're good Shadowrunners. We won't kill anyone."
Beowulf, at the end of the first mission: "I don't care if it's a fraggin' orphanage! Blow up the building and that damn ghoul with it!"

PC Street Samurai: "Hah! I resisted your lightning bolt! Now you die!"
Hellfire, to GM: "What about all those grenades he was carrying?"

Danny DeVito: Wait, Wait! Don't you want to hear my last words?
Gene Hackman: I just did. *BANG*

Elwood: Its 400 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark out and we got on sunglasses.
Jake: Right, hit it!

*Points to sig*
Hours worth of laughing in there

After saying something stupid to a NPC
"Wait, I didn't just say that!"
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In the florida everglades after hitting a Juggernaught with the boat

"Fraggin jungle, I hate this place, I hate the water and the trees, I want my fraggin city back!"
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Player: "I shoot him in the head"
GM: "But he's already dead."
Player: "Good, he doesn't get access to his dodge pool then."
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After being asked if your ready,

"I was born Ready!"
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"I'm Jack Sparrow!"
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"Cops everywhere, mercanaries hunting us, and a great dragon hovering over head. No problem, I load the Explosive ammo."

*ROFLMAO*

"Doesn't have access to his dodge pool..."

I'll have to remember that one.

I think that ranks right up there with, "It's a trick; get an axe!"

-Siege

There will be blood tonight! Yeah, ripped off from Inigo in the Princess Bride.

*Preparing to hit a place on the outskirts of Tenochtitlan's downtown area.*

"Dia de los Muer...? Day of the Dead? Shit. Okay, Thumbs you're carrying the Minimi. Everyone is using assualt rifles with SMG's as backup. Mikey, you carry the MGL-12 and 'boat the sniper rifle. I've got the full auto shotgun and the LAW. Hhmm, maybe we should take a couple."

"What the hell are you talking about? You going to take on the entire city police force and Aztlan military as well?"

"Hello? Day of the Dead? You saw Once Upon a Time in Mexico. You know how much freaking hardware everyone seems to be packing for the day? Should be more like Day of Make Some More Dead."

Freder: It was their hands that built this city of ours, Father. But where do the hands belong in your scheme?
Joh Frederson: In their proper place, the depths.

~J

Postscript: extra-special happy-fun bonus points to anyone who can name that movie without googling the quotes or otherwise cheating.

I want to keep you alive so there is always the possibility of murder later.

Fighting for world peace is like f*[king for virginity.

"When I say 'the last thing I want to do is hurt you,' it's still on the list but I have other things to do first."

-Siege

" I got six little friends, and they can all run faster than you can"

Sergeant-Major: You ever take biology in school, soldier?
Private: Yes, Sergeant-Major.
Sergeant-Major: How do worms copulate?
Private: They don't, Sergeant-Major; they use asexual reproduction.
Sergeant-Major: Mmmm-hmmmm! Interesting concept! Tell me, Private -- any idea who first came up with that notion: reproducing without sex?
Private: Your wife, Sergeant-Major?

"I'm dead already. I just haven't realized it yet."

And pretty corny one that just popped into my head:
"One bullet, two bullet, three bullet, four. Now shut the &*$& up and get ready for more!"

"There's two kinds of people in the world. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig." from 'The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly".

After explaining the extremely complicated plan to the other players, in which we perform a highly technical run with stealth, timing and precision, I tell the other players: "That's Plan A. Plan C is we run for this door shooting anything we see."

"What's Plan B."

"Anything I can f***ing think of to avoid Plan C."
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There's some really good quotes on Al Bruno's webpage (ldo a quick search for "AB3 Rants")
El Disgusto: "I tell him that I am Captain Jared Synn of the USS Indestructible II and that he had damn well better surrender to us lickety split!"

Me: "You want to say 'likety-split' to a Klingon?"

Ol' Yellowbelly: "Am I at the escape pods yet?"

Psycho Dave: "Captain Shickelgruber laughs at you. His whole bridge crew laughs at you."

El Disgusto: "THAT DOES IT! Time to show these guys I mean business. I whip out my phaser and kill the Helmsman."

(roll dice, drop jaws)

Me: "You what?"

El Disgusto: "My character says 'If I'm crazy enough to kill my own crew think of what I might do to you!'"

Weasly Crusher: "But I'm the Helmsman..."
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Other one-liners from the site:

"You know, once I start slapping you I won't be able to stop."

and my own personal favorite:

El Disgusto: "What are you, my mother or something?"

AB3: "Where you smothered in you sleep?"

El Disgusto: "No."

AB3: "Then I'm not your f***ing mother."

"He can do that, it's right here on the chart. See? Complex Action...Simple Action...Stupid Action!"

This wasn't SR, but the quote was great:
- - -
Rush is a psychic cop, sweating a perp.

Rush: (in a message directly into the mind of the perp) "I know you are lying to me."

Perp: "Hey, HEY, HEY! What the hell?!"

Rush: (aloud) "You heard me."
- - -
That was cool.

"You put a shotgun in a guitar?"
"Yes. See?"
"Hey, neat. Can I-*"
"No."

"You guys should eat soy. Soy is good. It's better than rat. And it comes in blueberry flavor, too."
"Just shut off the damn security system."

"Did you know that you have no sinus cavity?"
"Yeah. It was takin' up perfectly good space."

And OOC....
"How much essence do you have?"
"Uh, 3.54."
"No you don't."
"It's .02, isn't it?"
"Oh yeah."

(From my GM, about another PC after he turned an info-gathering mission into a Run From Hell)
"I'm not sure whether I'm giving you extra karma for not killing him or docking you karma for not killing him."

From some movie:
"You ever killed anyone?"
"Yes, but they were all bad."

From my other addiction:
"You can't just -eat- the world's biggest turnip."

Okay it is a rip off, but me and Dutch were laughing ourselves more silly than usual...

me waves hand
You will not think of sex anymore...
Dutch looks puzzled...
I wave hand again
You will not think of sex anymore...
Dutch frowns
What are you, some kind of Jedi??
Jedi mindtricks don't work on me. I am Testosterone, only sex will...

Cracks me up everytime...

What? Ah fuck. I hate it when it starts getting bloody political.

"I'm going to kill them all, sir."

-Siege

Said to my character during a high-speed getaway: "We're not stopping for f***ing bananas!"

Quotes that came up during various interrogations:
- "Fezzik, break his arms."
- "Hold him down. He might kick a little."

NPC: "I didn't hear a chopper explode."
Player: "Maybe it was a stealth chopper."

Classic OOC PvP commentary:
Player #1 is taken over by Control Actions and shoots Player #2.
Player #1: "I'd use my combat pool for this, right?"

Recently OOC PvP commentary:
Player #1: "The cat will kill all of us!"
Player #2: "Nope. Jeff already got me."

And my other personal favourite as said by my Sniper Phys-ad with a Rifle skill of My Goodness: "I missed?"

DI: YOU! TELL ME WHY YOU JOINED MY BELOVED CORPS!
Cadet: To defend my country, sir!

DI: DEFEND YOUR COUNTRY??!! DEFEND FROM WHOM?? WE HAVE NO ENEMIES!
Cadet: Sir, a good offence is the best defence!

DI: ARE YOU A POLTICIAN??!! ARE YOU RUNNING FOR OFFICE??!! HIT MY DECK AND GIVE ME FIFTY!!!

R. Lee Ermey reprising his much-loved role as a Marine Corps drill instructor in Space: Above and Beyond.

Srg: G'damnit Private, Shut your mouth or I'll have Simmons slit your throat while you're asleep!
Simmons: Oh, I'd do it too...
Srg: I know you would Simmons, good man.

PC Rigger. Very much a ground pounder: "if god had meant me to fly, he'd've given me a fraggin' JET FIGHTER!"

Gm: you want to take a sniper rifle? They'll see you coming a mile away!
PC: No they won't. I'll BE a mile away...

When trying to break into a barghest guarded compound:
Pc: So, they got a favorite food?
other Pc: yes. Trespassers!

PC, about someone else's plan to deal with same barghests:
'So, what you're telling us is, you're going to Kwik-e-mart and asking for "I Can't Beleive Its Not Red Meat"?

Trying to fence a new gadget they built:
'Look, don't worry. I'll call my buddy at Novatech, and Novatech will go: 'yeah, we've got more money than sense - we'll have ten!'

PC: is this the UK passport office?
UK Passport Office: I can neither confirm nor deny that...

PC: Do you think if I got little sticks of C12, ironed them flat and got some mint flavouring I could give them to people to I didn't like as gum and then taser them?

PC (and I can't remember how this came about): Ve vant ein pound of lard und einen pair of your best marigold gloves!

On a metaplane quest in the place of Destiny:
Me: Ok, so I look around. What's happening?
GM: Right now? Skid is fighting Skid-
Me: Oh, I'm not worried about that. They're both incompetant.

PC: If I'm gonna get bollocked for insubordination, I'm damn well doing it in air conditioning!

Powerful Free Spirit, in a surprised voice having just required a Karma Pool point each off the players for a favour: "You require further service?"
PC: >sigh<"do you take visa?"

PC: what's that Lassie? Timmy's fallen down the mineshaft and now he's a giant insect?


Sorry. We keep a quote book. There are more, but this'll do for now!

This one has cropped up a few times:

P1: We could <insert plan here>!
P2: Is that a good idea?
P1: No.

And a random selection, not just from SR:

P1: What sort of ship do we want?
P2: A Shiny one!

"I don't make mistakes, Things just Go wrong!"

P1: I go to the manager's office
GM: A short balding man answers the door.
P1: Who're you?!?

"Always piss out of windows."

"In future; Do not liberate dark, forbidding, towers unless it it absolutely nececary."

"Baaa" - A sheep

Quotes from Ronin (converted to SR):

Rigger to Samurai: "Ever kill anyone?"
Samurai: "I hurt someone's feelings once".
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Rigger to samurai: "Sounds to me like someone's trying to save their own skin".
Samurai: "Yes I am. Yes I am. It covers my body".
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From Snatch:

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
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Reservoir Dogs:

Mr. Orange: What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds?

Mr. White: When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

Sorry for the movie quotes...drew a blank on ingame quotes. I really need to write them down.

Nova

Character takes step back and to the side, gesturing to the rest of the group.
"Oh great dragon, I bring you food!"

OOh. Anyone for some red dwarf quotes?

Rimmer: "It's too small for a vessel, maybe some kind of missile. "
Kryten: "It's impossible to tell at this range, whatever it is, they clearly have a technology way in advance of our own. "
Lister: "So do the Albanian state washing machine company."

Rimmer : Step up to Red Alert!
Kryten : Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.

Lister: The red, green and blue alert signs are all flashing. What the smeg does that mean?
Kryten: Well either we're under attack sir, or we're having a disco.

Rimmer (Future): No, look, I'm you from the future. I've come to warn you in three million years you'll be dead.
Rimmer (Past) [Sarcastically]: Will I really!?!
Rimmer (Future) : Yes, unless you do somthing about it now.
Rimmer (Past) : What do you suggest? Give up white bread, more roughage?

Cat: "Come on bud, you're not doing anything I wouldn't do!"
Rimmer: "What? You'd sacrifice your life for the sake of the crew?"
Cat: "No, I'd sacrifice your life for the sake of the crew."

Kryten: "Is it just me, or is that cockroach shuffling too loudly?"
Rimmer: "Kryten, it's called a hangover. Don't panic."
Lister: "On a mining ship, 3 million years into deep space, can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?"